Smoke Crack, Get a TV Show

See kids? If you smoke crack, you can get a TV show too!

Producer Scott Storch has signed a deal with reality show giants Bunin/Murray for his own reality show.

The series, according to a press release, will document him "making hit records with all of the hottest acts in the industry while opening the door to the hot and trendy Miami music scene.

"Also, it will capture Mr. Storch's ups and downs in the volatile music business," which in recent months has included arrest warrants, tax troubles and money problems.

David Weintraub, one of the show's executive producers, said, "This is a monumental moment to see a producer of his caliber let the cameras into his world and see how hit records are made. A lot of people have tried to get Scott to open up the curtain to this process but have never been successful."

We're looking for our crack pipe now!!!

Josie Bissett: Fuck It! I Need a Check!

Josie Bisset is no fool either, but a check is a check is a check!

It is a recession, heauxz!

Bissett, who played Jane Andrews Mancini from 1992 to 1999 on the original Melrose Place, will reprise her role with a guest-starring appearance this fall on The CW's reboot of the classic soap, according to People. Laura Leighton and Thomas Calabro, who respectively played Jane's scheming sister Sydney and scheming husband Michael, previously signed on as part of the new cast.

Who is next? Vanessa Williams needs a check too.

No, the other Vanessa Williams.