Smoke Crack, Get a TV Show

See kids? If you smoke crack, you can get a TV show too!

Producer Scott Storch has signed a deal with reality show giants Bunin/Murray for his own reality show.

The series, according to a press release, will document him "making hit records with all of the hottest acts in the industry while opening the door to the hot and trendy Miami music scene.

"Also, it will capture Mr. Storch's ups and downs in the volatile music business," which in recent months has included arrest warrants, tax troubles and money problems.

David Weintraub, one of the show's executive producers, said, "This is a monumental moment to see a producer of his caliber let the cameras into his world and see how hit records are made. A lot of people have tried to get Scott to open up the curtain to this process but have never been successful."

We're looking for our crack pipe now!!!

Scott Storch Did WHAT?!

File this one under dumbass of the day!

It almost seems impossible, but it's tragically true. Scott Storch squandered $30 million. Not only that, he did it in less than six months.

That's alot of lines, crack, and Boone's!

"[It was] unlike anything I've ever seen in my entire life," the producer's manager, Derek Jackson, told MTV News of his friend of almost two decade's monumental fall. "Historical! It was historical without question."

Historically stupid!

Storch's decline started in 2006, which was arguably his most successful year creatively and definitely his most fruitful year financially. He was one of the top producers in the business, having worked on hits by Beyoncé, 50 Cent, the Game, T.I., Chris Brown, Christina Aguilera, Dr. Dre, Nas, Snoop Dogg, Pink and many others. He had a long way to fall.

Storch's drug was cocaine. The abuse of the narcotic almost cost him his career — and his life. Earlier this year, he was arrested for grand theft auto for allegedly failing to return a Bentley he'd leased in 2006. And last year, Storch hit legal trouble after reportedly falling behind on both his child-support payments and his property taxes.

Learn this leson, heauxz: If you cannot afford the white lines, classy clubs etc...?

Stick to Budweiser and crack like the rest of the hoodrats!!

Don't Believe What You See On 'Cribs'

Yet another hip hop artist/producer posing with cars that aren't theirs. And we thought only broke people in the ghetto did that...

Music producer Scott Storch has reportedly been charged with grand theft auto after leasing a Bentley that he never returned.

According to TMZ.com, the musician entered a not guilty plea in Florida's Broward County Court last Friday. The leasing company allegedly took 7 months to find the vehicle, the Web site reported.

Storch's lawyer, Bradford M. Cohen, said in a statement: "We are disappointed in the decision to take a civil dispute and file it as a criminal charge. There are many facts, that when revealed, will clearly demonstrate that there was no criminal wrong doing on behalf of my client."

It's a recession anyway, bitches. use the bus!!!!