Heaux Up Or Blow Up: K-Fed

Blow Up!

Because every now and then, true pimps get caught and have to make amends, but K-Fed is not one of those. He is a straight up, dumb-ass bitch!

Case in point.

K-Fed's gonna have to sell some baby batter to get bailed out from the US government -- and it's something he should have done a long time ago.

The IRS has slapped a lien on Federline to the tune of $14,371 in back taxes, according to The Detroit News. It's not like he's not making money. Federline is pulling in $30,000 this month alone for babysitting his two kids.

Getting paid money to do what he should already be doing anyway? We loves it!

Clearly Kevin's sperm is not only potent -- it's extremely lucrative.

And to think Britney thought this was the hot shit abck in the day?

We hope they upped her meds!

K-Fed to Britney: "I Need More Money For Boone's!"

In these tough economic times, it’s not unusual to hear tales of financial woe. After all, those big bills and shrinking incomes make for a tough balancing act. Just ask Kevin Federline. Yes, even Britney Spears’ infamous ex struggles to keep his booze tabs and bodyguards’ salaries in the budget.

Granted, K-Fed’s budget is bigger than average, thanks to Spears. The magazine estimates Federline’s current Brit-based monthly income at $40,000, including $20,000 in support payments intended for the couple’s children. But one source revealed that’s still not enough to keep Federline in the lifestyle he’s grown accustomed to.

Just how many Twinkies, bottles of Boones, and Marlboro Lights does one need!?

“Kevin has blown through millions of dollars,” the source said. “When he and Britney divorced, Kevin continued the superstar lifestyle, and he spends all the money that he gets.”

Britney, Brit-Shit...you should have just kept him on the side and fucked on the side.