Hos Don't Get Rings

No one has bothered to relay this message to celebutard and all-around ho Kimmy...

Kim Kardashian says she'll be ready to hit the aisle running whenever her boyfriend Reggie Bush pops the question. The socialite and reality TV star even has a ring all picked out and ready for the NFL running back to purchase.

Talk about a big yqueeze. She is calling him out on national media outlets!


"It's just easier," she explains. "Isn't it easy if someone's like, 'This is exactly what I want.' It'll make your life so easy."

She's already let sisters Kourtney and Khloe know which baubles she's been eyeing, because she figures Bush will ask them for their help when he decides to get on bended knee.

We are pretty sure the only one getting on their knees regularly is Kimmy.


"She found one the other day and she was like, 'It's only $20 million,' " Kourtney says.

translation: delusional ho

Kim promises that's not the real price but says with a laugh, "I exaggerated a bit so that when he went in, he would feel like he's getting a good deal."

Reggie has already made it clear he would not want cameras for her E! reality show "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" to follow them around on their wedding day.

"Reggie would rather die," Kim says. "He would rather not marry me. He's very private. We're complete opposites."

We've seen the tape, Kim. We know how private you are.

Kim Wants Her Twatter Back? How About Kunt?

Reality star (haha!) Kim Kardashian is taking aim at the paparazzi and on a mission to reclaim her identity on Twitter.

Last week, Kardashian came to the defense of Lindsay Lohan following the “Mean Girls” star’s short-lived arrest warrant and weekend of police and paparazzi outside of girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s home. During a new interview with Access Hollywood, Kardashian explained why she spoke out.

“I think it’s ridiculous that people follow (Lindsay) so closely and scrutinize every little thing that (she and Samantha) do,” she explained. “I think everyone just kind of needs to back off and let any celebrity just live their life.”

We cannot stop laughing that this mega-ass thinks she's a celebrity! But let us keep reporting for the sake of 'news'....

The “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star said she’s also mindful of another window into celebrities’ lives: Twitter.

“There’s so many fake (Kims) that are going around Twittering, saying all this crazy stuff that it really bothers me. So, I’ve been e-mailing the Twitter people. I’ve had everyone I know try and get a hold of someone to have them delete it,” she said of the micro-blogging Web site. “But, no one at Twitter has gotten back to us. We’ve tried to e-mail you guys like 10 times. Why won’t anyone respond!?”

Kardashian explained that she’s not happy with the type of content the Twitter imposter is posting.

“They’re just like e-mailing messages to my friends, and my friends at first thought it was me and then they got a little inappropriate and they were like, ‘Kim would never talk like that!’” she told Access.

“I’m trying to at least get my name back cause I should at least have my name,” Kim added. “They’re Twittering under ‘Kim Kardashian.’ Maybe (I’ll pick) ‘The Real Kim K’ or I’ll make up some name that I can use.”

We have a name you can use.

How about Kunt?

Kim & Her Ass: Eliminated

The star of reality show "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" was eliminated after two weeks of truly dismal dancing.

This just proves she couldn't get move her junk off the dance floor. Kim is being upstaged by octogenarian Cloris Leachmean, who remains in the competition.

We would tell Kim not to quit her day job, but we don't know what that is.

Kim Kardashian: Ho or Heaux?

Here at Society Sex, we keep it real.

And feelings?

Fuck'em.

Which brings us to our current subject: Kim Kardashian

Many of you have written asking what is the difference between a ho and a heaux?

It's quite simple, really. You are probably in the company of a ho right now. Don't look! That skanky vibe you're feeling? You're right on the money.

We at Society Sex are heauxz. We get plenty of carnal knowledge, but you won't see us on YouTube, Xtube, sexcetera...at least not for free.

Kim has been plucked from the unemployment lines to star (I use the term 'star' loosely...like her ass) on 'Dancing With The Stars' for the upcoming seventh season.

If you're questioning the validity of our claims, check out the video below, which contains merely snippets of her smorgasbord of skankery.

Currently, she has been snatched up (ha ha!) by Reggie Bush but by the time you finish reading this post, things may have been changed.

Kim Bush?

Nice ring to it...and fitting.


If your eyes tire of the collage of men that have raided her nether-region, just think of her poor Kegel muscles...