Hos Don't Get Rings

No one has bothered to relay this message to celebutard and all-around ho Kimmy...

Kim Kardashian says she'll be ready to hit the aisle running whenever her boyfriend Reggie Bush pops the question. The socialite and reality TV star even has a ring all picked out and ready for the NFL running back to purchase.

Talk about a big yqueeze. She is calling him out on national media outlets!


"It's just easier," she explains. "Isn't it easy if someone's like, 'This is exactly what I want.' It'll make your life so easy."

She's already let sisters Kourtney and Khloe know which baubles she's been eyeing, because she figures Bush will ask them for their help when he decides to get on bended knee.

We are pretty sure the only one getting on their knees regularly is Kimmy.


"She found one the other day and she was like, 'It's only $20 million,' " Kourtney says.

translation: delusional ho

Kim promises that's not the real price but says with a laugh, "I exaggerated a bit so that when he went in, he would feel like he's getting a good deal."

Reggie has already made it clear he would not want cameras for her E! reality show "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" to follow them around on their wedding day.

"Reggie would rather die," Kim says. "He would rather not marry me. He's very private. We're complete opposites."

We've seen the tape, Kim. We know how private you are.