Thursday, May 7, 2009
Paris Hilton Sued For Laziness! Like, Whatever!
Paris Hilton may seem like the ultimate party skank, but she and her handlers, fluffers, etc swear she’s really a globe-trotting workaHOlic who relentlessly (butt)plugs her projects and products (sex tapes).
Defending herself against a lawsuit claiming she didn’t do enough to promote the 2006 bomb “Pledge This,” Hilton insists in a deposition in Miami federal court that she went the extra mile for the movie.
The deposition offers several other glimpses into Hilton’s life, including her preference for David Letterman because Jay Leno asks questions she (can't answer)doesn’t like. She also acknowledges she’d never seen her own cell phone bills until attorneys showed her one in an attempt to figure out who she was calling.
Asked who gets her bills, she replied, “I don’t know. I’m assuming, like, whoever pays my bills. I never ask about that stuff.”
The hotel heiress and her company, Paris Hilton Entertainment Inc., contend she honored her deal to promote the limited theatrical release of “Pledge This!” and never agreed to do as much for the DVD. They also contend the investors made unreasonable and last-minute demands for publicity events when her overflowing schedule was fully booked.
“She’s the single busiest person on the planet,” Hilton attorney Michael Weinstein said Tuesday at a hearing on pretrial motions.
Yeah, it's a busy life sucking cock on screen for green you don't even need, but some broke heiress has to do it!
In her deposition, Hilton describes doing “a huge blowout” with press at the Cannes Film Festival in 2005 in hopes of drumming up interest.
Hilton and the word 'blowout' in the same sentence?
How fitting!
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