Skinny Jeans Are Evil! The Proof!

SKinny jeans are made by the devil and anyone wearing them should be shot, THEN stabbed. And now I have science on my side. Pay attention, heauxz!!!

Skin-tight denim may cause a temporary bout of a nerve condition called meralgia paresthetica, also known as “tingling thigh syndrome.” The condition can happen when constant pressure — in Ghoman's case, from the skin-tight denim — cuts off the lateral femoral cutaneous nerve, causing a numb, tingling or burning sensation along the thigh.

Typically, sufferers of the nerve condition include construction workers or police officers with heavy, low-slung belts, pregnant women or obese people; it also can result from a pulled-tight seat belt in a car accident.

But over the last several years, experts say they’ve been seeing more young women at a healthy weight complain of symptoms. The culprit: too-tight jeans.

So there. If you own a pair, burn them immediately.

Now, bitches!!!!