Over Angelina's Dead Body!

And because this will totally shed Megan Fox's image as Angelina's stunt double? And because this will disprove that MEgan Fox only gets ngleina Jolie's sloppy seconds...


Could Megan Fox replace Angelina Jolie as the star of the Tomb Raider franchise?

Terminator Salvation executive producer Dan Lin dropped a bombshell to about.com at the premiere of the new Christian Bale film, saying that he's planning to reboot Lara Croft as an origin story.

What? The origin as a born-again cheap skank?


The two previous Tomb Raider films grossed more than $431 million combined, worldwide. This reboot would inevitably mean casting someone younger than Jolie, and that has lead to rampant fanboy speculation (read: panting, drooling) that Transformers beauty Fox, 23, might be at the top of the list to take on the role. Right now, though, it's merely that: speculation.

We are sure Angie's camp has not been notified of this, because Miss Jolie and her steeltrap thundercat will have this shut down with the quickness!

Angelina's Stunt Double Speaks (Who's Listening?)

Close...but no cigar.


The 'Transformers' star says she's not gay despite past relationship


The candid 22-year-old "Transformers" star, who's currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green (excuse us while we blow chunks), opened up to GQ about her love life, telling the magazine she was once in love with a female stripper. Fox, who appears on the October cover in a black bikini, said she was in the relationship when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone.

So she needed free rent? what slut hasn't?!

"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," said Fox.

The Body Shop? Did her PR team write this?!

"I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."


Yeah, someone wrote this for her.

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