Whitney Is Back! Hide The Pipe!!

First Britney, now, Whitney. Crackheads are making a comeback!

With today's release of her first studio album in seven years, Whitney Houston is gearing up to sell the heck out of it with a string of broadcast and print appearances in the coming weeks.

The 46-year-old pop sensation will promote "I Look to You" with an appearance on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" that will air on Sept. 14. Next Tuesday, she'll tape a performance in New York's Central Park for ABC's "Good Morning America."

And according to Reuters, several magazine cover stories are in the works, including the next issue of Ebony. A tour may also be on the horizon for next year.

Industry sources expect the Arista album will sell between 300,000 and 400,000 copies across the United States during its first week, easily taking the No. 1 spot during a late-summer slump. Such a start would outpace first-week tallies for recent releases by Kelly Clarkson (255,000) and Madonna (280,000) but fall short of those for Mariah Carey (463,000), Beyonce (482,000) and Britney Spears (505,000).

Below is the first track off her new album. We likes:

Alicia & Whitney Together (But Not Like That)

*meow*

No pussy jokes, please!

It's no secret that Alicia Keys is busy working on new music but a rumored collaboration with returning 'Bodyguard' vocalist Whitney Houston is creating buzz across the net.

Keys, currently working on the follow up to 2007s "As I Am," is rumored to have penned a song for the former "I Have Nothing" singer titled "Million Dollar Bill"!

Is this the bill she did all that coke with?!

"Million Dollar Bill" precedes Key's fourth studio album and a host of projects coming from music icon Clive Davis.

If the song makes the cut, "Million Dollar Bill" would join a soon to be released Diane Warren and David Foster helmed single, set to lead Houston's as-yet-untitled comeback in September.

Speaking of the single with enthusiasm, Warren says "Whitney's back big time".

The Queen of R&B Is Baaaaaaaack!

The Queen of R&B is back!

And we do not mean rocks & booze. Well, at least not yet. It remains to be seen.

Former crackhead/forever diva Whitney Houston has picked September for her highly anticipated return to the spotlight.

News of the former "I Will Always Love You" singer's expected release period follows years of speculation over Houston's anticipated comeback. An effort that has been linked to everyone from Diane Warren to R. Kelly.

OK, she just came back into the limelight. Maybe she should steer clear from pedophiles like R. Kelly!

According to a release from Arista Thursday, Houston's album, her first in seven years (since 2002s "Just Whitney), has officially been green-lit for September 1.

Everyone life your pipes for Ms. Houston. She's coming!

And Whitney Should Know...

Whitney Houston is reportedly going public with her support of Rihanna, urging her not to reconcile with Chris Brown following an alleged fight between them that left her with cuts and bruises.


Houston, who ended her turbulent marriage to Bobby Brown in 2007, is advising the 21-year-old to end the troubled romance for good.

"Don’t make the same mistakes I did. Whenever you let your heart rule your head, you are bound to run into trouble,” Houston said in a statement to Hollyscoop.com.

Houston and Bobby Brown split in 2006 and endured a messy divorce and custody battle over their teenage daughter Bobbi Kristina. Brown was subsequently forced to deny rumors of domestic abuse within their relationship, insisting that although the former couple was prone to heated arguments, their fights never turned physical.


Please. Bobby did everything but beat Whitney with their (shared) crack pipe!