Naomi Campbell: I Am Not Retiring From Doing Nothing

Just in time for the release of new cell phones worldwide:

Supermodel Naomi Campbell is squashing reports that she has decided to step away from the catwalk for good in order to start a family.

The 39-year-old recently revealed that she longs for motherhood and one day plans to slow down her career, prompting speculation she wants to retire and settle down with tycoon boyfriend Vladislav Doronin.

She told reporters last year, "It'll be 25 years (as a model) next year. In terms of fashion shows, I don't really see myself doing every show everywhere. I'm a woman and I'd like to be a mother one day."

But Campbell insists she's not ready to quit just yet. Her spokesperson tells WENN, "She's absolutely not retiring from fashion. She loves what she does for a living and she's not planning to retire."

Apparently, Steroids Make You Turn Orange: A-Rod

Alex Rodriguez may have been using steroids when he was a highly touted high school player and was suspected of using performance-enhancers while playing for the New York Yankees, according to a soon-to-be-released book.

The Daily News reported in Thursday’s edition that Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts’ upcoming book “A-Rod” offers an unflattering portrait of the MVP slugger as a needy personality who wanted his ego stroked constantly.

It had ot be his ego, ebcause anything else that was stroked probably didn't stand to attention, if you catch our drift.

A high school teammate of A-Rod’s told Roberts that the future No. 1 draft pick was on steroids as a prep player and his coach knew it — an allegation the coach, Rich Hoffman, denied.

Rodriguez has admitted to using performance-enhancers while with the Texas Rangers but insists he gave up the habit when he was traded to the Yankees in 2004.

In the book, however, an unnamed major leaguer is quoted as saying A-Rod and former Yankees pitcher Kevin Brown, who was named in the Mitchell Report, were seen together with human growth hormone — or HGH — in 2004.

The book also goes on to say that two anonymous Yankees said they believed A-Rod was using banned substances based on visual side effects, and that a clubhouse staffer said management had a suspicion that that the third baseman may have been juicing.

No wonder Vadge quit his ass. She needs hypnotic peen that can handle her steeltrap thundercat. Not flaccid fuckery!!!

Somewhere, Amy Winehouse Is Rejoicing!

The Obama administration joined a federal judge Wednesday in urging Congress to end a racial disparity by equalizing prison sentences for dealing and using crack versus powdered cocaine.

"Jails are loaded with people who look like me," U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton, an African-American, told a Senate Judiciary subcommittee hearing.

Assistant Attorney General Lanny Breuer said the administration believes Congress' goal "should be to completely eliminate the disparity" between the two forms of cocaine. "A growing number of citizens view it as fundamentally unfair," Breuer testified.

Durbin said more than 81 percent of those convicted for crack offenses in 2007 were African-American, although only about 25 percent of crack cocaine users are African Americans.


Looks like the prisons and jails are about to get REALLY integrated!!!

Welcome Back, Lane!

We here at Society/Sex are wearing our matching hats and tipped to the side in celebration of your return.

Now, go get some *meow*!

Dennis Rodman Can Get Cheaper Ass Than This!!!

The Apprentice" alum Dennis Rodman was ordered to pay $225,000 for smacking a Las Vegas waitress on the butt without permission.

A federal judge on Tuesday ruled in favor of 28-year-old Sara Robinson, the "beverage manager" at the now defunct Cuba Libre bar in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, reports TMZ.com.

She accused the former NBA star of becoming intoxicated at the hotel bar and delivering an unsolicited smack to her backside.

Robinson claimed Rodman's actions -- which also included an incident where he grabbed her and tried to force her to dance with him -- completely humiliated her in front of her coworkers and guests.