Kelly Clarkson Is Not a Lesbian! I Repeat...

This pic screams 'L-Word!'

In the April 30 issue of Rolling Stone, Clarkson (lesbian!) said that it’s not her fame or residence in rural (lesbionic) Texas that have hindered (lesbian!)her search for love, it’s just that she’s not obsessed with finding it.

“I’m not that girl who’s really concerned with it. I’ve dated a bit (cunnilingus!) and it’s just draining to me,” Clarkson told the magazine. “If it’s not going to happen natural, obviously it’s going to be someone in the industry because that’s the only time people ever really see me.”

The original “American Idol” went on to explain that everyone but her seems to be preoccupied with the state of her dating life.

Mainly exec at her label who knows she drifts towards poon!

“I don’t ever worry about it. I really love being single. I like having that freedom,” Clarkson explained. “I’m only 26 years old so I’m not in any kind of rush… I’m not really that girl that’s looking for it.”