Sunday, April 26, 2009

Xzibit: Pimp My Bank Account




Unfortunately for rapper/actor Xzibit, his funny money situation has gone public. But we here at Society/Sex can guarantee that if he goes to jail, he can get his braids done for free.

Picture it, Xzibit between some man's knees...We'll wait.

Published reports say he owes at least $21,403.98 in back mortgage payments, and he's officially been warned by the bank that foreclosure is next. It's also being reported that he owes more than $500,000 in back taxes!

Specifically Xzibit owes $501,840 in federal taxes. The IRS filed a $205,485 lien on February 4 in the Los Angeles County Recorder of Deeds office. On April 17, 2008, the IRS had filed a $296,355 lien. (Detroit News)

From his point of view, we guess Mr. X-to-tha-Z is saying "what financial crunch(?)" cause he's offering $10,000 to fans willing to follow him via his Twitter account.

Listen folks. All rappers lie about their financial status. These bitches are all one paycheck away from the unemployment line just like us,.

Right, Lil' Kim?

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