Gossip blogger Janet Charlton claims to know why Janet Jackson is able to shed pounds so quickly before major projects.
"We've learned her secret: Human Growth Hormones," Charlton wrote in her Tuesday column. "The same controversial supplement that Sylvester Stallone takes.
"HGH injections are said to slow aging, decrease fat, and boost stamina. Users are advised to take periodic breaks from the drug but they feel so good it's hard to stop.
"The main drawback, besides the high price, is that the long term effects of HGH are not known."
We at Society/Sex know what the side effects are: your labels are more likely to drop your ass and you get the insane urge to fuck gremlins, trolls, and gnomes.
Just say NO, Janet!
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