Don't Believe What You See On 'Cribs'

Yet another hip hop artist/producer posing with cars that aren't theirs. And we thought only broke people in the ghetto did that...

Music producer Scott Storch has reportedly been charged with grand theft auto after leasing a Bentley that he never returned.

According to TMZ.com, the musician entered a not guilty plea in Florida's Broward County Court last Friday. The leasing company allegedly took 7 months to find the vehicle, the Web site reported.

Storch's lawyer, Bradford M. Cohen, said in a statement: "We are disappointed in the decision to take a civil dispute and file it as a criminal charge. There are many facts, that when revealed, will clearly demonstrate that there was no criminal wrong doing on behalf of my client."

It's a recession anyway, bitches. use the bus!!!!

Jamie Foxx to Miley Cyrus: "Hey, Ho!"

Jamie Foxx may be crazy like a fox, or just plain crazy, but he ain't stupid. Well, not stupid enough to know when it's time cut his losses. Such was the case last night on his conveniently scheduled appearance on the "Tonight Show With Jay Leno."

Like they say, timing is everything. The comedian/actor/singer used the occasion to publicly apologize to 16-year-old singer Miley Cyrus for making some pretty outrageous comments about her as reported in Tuesday's EUR:


"She's gonna ruin Radiohead's career?" Foxx asked before ripping into the teen star. "Make a sex tape and grow up. Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan, start seeing a lesbian, and get some crack in your pipe; catch Chlamydia on a bicycle seat."

Well, Mr. Foxx just took the words out of our mouths!

Olympians & Their Weed

Jamaican Olympic sprinter Usain Bolt has issued an apology for his comments in a German newspaper suggesting marijuana use in his country is something learned in childhood.


"I want to apologize to the Jamaican people if at anytime it may have come across that all young people roll a joint,'" Bolt said in a statement issued through his manager Norman Peart. "I would also like to urge the upcoming stars to stay away from any kind of drugs, as it is not of any value to them or the sport you participate in."

Bolt, who stormed to three gold medals in world record times at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, was quoted by the Bild tabloid as saying "When you're a child in Jamaica, you learn how to roll a joint."

We all know he's not lying, but is there really any need to announce it?

Ciara Follows The Leader(s)

I see more than traces of Aaliyah, Beyonce (who 'borrows' concepts enough in her own right), etc, etc.

What do you heauxz see?!


You be the judge!!!

Motives & Thoughts

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