Confirmed: Retards Support McCain

File this one under 'Insane In The Membrane'...


A young campaign volunteer for John McCain made up a story of being robbed, pinned to the ground and having the letter "B" scratched on her face in what she had said was a politically inspired attack by a black man, police said Friday.

Race has been a sensitive issue in the presidential campaign, as Democrat Barack Obama would be the first black U.S. president if he wins the Nov. 4 election.

Ashley Todd, 20-year-old college student from Texas, admitted Friday that the story was false, including the claim that the "B" stood for "Barack," said Maurita Bryant, the assistant chief of the police department's investigations division.

Todd was charged with making a false report to police, and Bryant said police doubted her story from the start.

Dressed in an orange hooded sweat shirt, Todd left police headquarters in handcuffs late Friday and did not respond to questions from reporters. The mark on her face was faded and her left eye was slightly blackened when she arrived in district court.

Todd was awaiting arraignment Friday on the misdemeanor false-report charge, which is punishable by up to two years in prison.


She will be housed in a mental health unit at the county jail for her safety and because of "her not insignificant mental health issues," prosecutor Mark Tranquilli said.

Todd initially told investigators she was attempting to use a bank branch ATM on Wednesday night when a 6-foot-4 black man approached her from behind, put a knife blade to her throat and demanded money. She told police she handed the assailant $60 and walked away.


Next time, try an 'O', stupid bitch.

Or wait, is that what the B stands for?

Isiah Thomas: Crackhead?

Authorities were called to the home of former New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas, where police said a 47-year-old man was taken to the hospital and treated for an accidental overdose of sleeping pills early Friday morning.

Police would not identify the man, except to give his age, though NBC News, the New York Daily News and the New York Post each reported sources identified the person as Thomas.

But when reached on his cell phone the 47-year-old Thomas told the New York Post he had not been treated for a sleeping pill overdose, and that it was his 17-year-old daughter Lauren who had a medical issue.

It “wasn’t an overdose,” he told the newspaper. “My daughter is very down right now. None of us are OK.”

Harrison Police Chief David Hall refuted Thomas’ claim about his daughter to the New York Times on Friday night.

“I understand that this person claims it was his daughter; he is lying,” Hall told the newspaper. “It was definitely not his daughter, it was a male. We know the difference between a 47-year-old black male and a young black female.”

“We’re classifying it as an accidental overdose of prescription sleeping pills,” Hall said Friday. “I’m not going to confirm or deny that it was Isiah Thomas. It was an individual at his home.”

Hall told The Daily News that the man took about 10 Lunesta sleeping pills. “He was unconscious, but breathing on his own,” Hall told the paper.


The drama is the latest in what has been a difficult year for Thomas.

He was fired as the Knicks coach on April 18 after a season of dreadful basketball, a tawdry sexual harassment lawsuit and unending chants from fans demanding his dismissal. Still, he was retained by the organization as an adviser and consultant to Donnie Walsh — who had replaced him as president as basketball operations.

Something in the milk ain't clean in this story!!!

Miley's Boinking Old Men

In an interview Thursday morning with Ryan Seacrest for his radio show, “On Air With Ryan Seacrest,” Seacrest asked Miley Cyrus if she was dating model Justin Gaston.

“Why do you want to know?” Cyrus countered. “Do you have a crush on me?”

translation: stop asking me about my love life, homosexual!

Cyrus didn’t confirm she is with the handsome 20-year-old, but when asked if she is allowed to date Gaston, she answered in the affirmative.

“Yes, but I just think that right now everything is really good so I haven’t been really answering the question much,” Cyrus said. “We’re just really happy with… the way that everything’s worked out and he’s really been a really great friend.”


translation: we're not sure how the media is going to portray a teenager dating a guy in his 20s, so we're going to lie low and hope the sex tape doesn't surface

Cyrus said that in addition to being a “really great Christian guy,” Gaston has been there for her when she’s needed him.


translation: if he knocks her up, he'll have to marry her to 'set things right'

“He’s gone through stuff and I’ve gone through stuff… and I think it’s really awesome that we kind of have that in common, that we can talk about it and we understand,” she said. “I’m totally gushing right now.”

The “Hannah Montana” star said that one of the reasons the two get along so well is because Gaston understands the price of fame. And Cyrus’ parents also like Justin, the Disney star said.

“They do,” she told Seacrest. “He worked with my dad, so my dad thinks he’s really cool.”

And the pedophile train keeps a-chuggin'

Dreamgirl's NightMare

Authorities are investigating the death of Jennifer Hudson’s mother and brother, after the two were found shot and killed in the family’s home in Chicago’s South Side on Friday.

Jennifer Hudson’s publicist was first to confirm the victims of the shootings were the Oscar-winner’s mother, Darnell Donnerson, and her brother, Jason Hudson.

“We can confirm that there is an ongoing investigation concerning the deaths of Jennifer Hudson’s mother, Darnell Donavon, and her brother, Jason Hudson,” Lisa Kasteler, Jennifer Hudson’s rep, said in a statement released to Access Hollywood. “No further comment will be made and the family has asked that their privacy be respected at this difficult time.”


Jennifer, the “American Idol” alum and Academy Award winner for her role in “Dreamgirls,” was in Florida at the time of the incident, according to WABC-TV in New York. She is now reportedly en route to Chicago.


Our prayers are with Jennifer Hudson and her family during this difficult time.

Miss Louisiana Teen USA is One Stupid Ho

Reigning Miss Louisiana Teen USA Lindsey Evans has been stripped of her crown after being arrested for marijuana possession and skipping out on a restaurant tab.

"Lindsey Evans has been part of an organization that believes in opportunities when earned and consequences when warranted," Paula Miles, president of pageant sponsor RPM, said in a statement. "Due to recent circumstances, Lindsey has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately."

Evans, 18 and three of her friends walked out on a $46.07 bill at the Posados Café in Bossier City, La., on Saturday night. But Evans made a crucial misstep — she left her purse behind.


Police were called, and according to them, they found not only her driver's license, but also a bag of marijuana in her purse.

Evans and her friends — Jordan James, 18, Jennifer Martin, 22, and Morgan Goleman, 18 — returned to the restaurant to retrieve the purse, just as officers were about to leave the scene.

"One of the officers recognized Evans from her identification, and they were subsequently arrested," police spokesman Mark Natale told TODAYshow.com

Natale said that the women admitted that they purposely left without paying their bill, though at least one of the women blamed the restaurant.

"The service was so slow, we just said, 'screw it' and left," Martin told the New York Post.

All four were booked on charges of theft and possession of marijuana. Martin and James were also booked for possession of drug paraphernalia.

The women were released after posting bond early Sunday morning, and Natale said they are expected to be arraigned in Bossier District Court in January.

Evans, of Blanchard, La., is a student at Northwestern State University in Natchitoches, La., and won the 2008 crown after being first runner-up in 2007.

Since the pageant's 2008 first runner-up will be competing for the 2009 crown, there will be no one to fill Evans' shoes. Michelle Berthelot, the current Miss Louisiana USA, will crown both the winners of the Miss Louisiana USA and Miss Louisiana Teen USA pageants.

Evans lost the crown 10 days shy of completing her reign, which would have ended November 1.


Dumb ho! If you are Miss Louisiana Teen USA, you make your friends carry all your drugs, carry your purse, AND drive you wherever you want to go.

Get with the goddamn program!!!!