Where's The Switch, Bitch?!

Omarosa, TV's favorite "woman you love to hate," is hoping to further capitalize on her famous reputation with a new book titled "The Bitch Switch: Knowing How to Turn It On and Off."

A press release from Phoenix Books states, "She's ready to show the women of the world that they, too, can harness the power of the B-Switch. Using accessible, proven tactics, in 'The Bitch Switch,' Omarosa shows women everywhere how to turn on and off their B-Switch to increase their assertiveness and conquer whatever obstacles they may be facing: in the workplace, in their relationships, and at home."

The book includes letters from fans (and foes) in What Would Omarosa Do? segments, presents lessons from her self-taught communication classes, and chronicles her stints working in the White House and competing on NBC's "The Apprentice."

Someone please turn on their inner bitch and put this bitch in her place where she belongs - off our TVs, out of our bookstores, and our collective consciousness forever!