While You're Here President Obama...

President Obama is in Berlin and since we live here, we would like to take this opportunity to request that Mr. Obama school these bitches on what it means to be a African-American, because for some reason, they don't seem to understand.

We tire of being asked on the streets 'where we really come from?" Last time we checked, there were millions upon millions of people in the United States that looked like Mr. Obama, unlike in Germany.

They love Obama, and they love African-American culture, but aside from that, what do they know?

Not alot, judging from five years here.

Today, the two leaders dismissed notions of discord between them. At the press conference, the first questioner, a German television reporter, asked about "certain mild, sometimes even wild speculation" that Obama's decision to opt for Dresden over Berlin was somehow a snub to Merkel.


Chancellor Merkel needs to get her shit together and let Obama speak wherever the fuck he wants to speak.

A little swagger in the most embarassing capitol in the world is much needed.

And also while he is here, he needs to proclaim black history month in Germany, because they are WAY behind on the times.

What the hell is "black music"?!

Bobby Brown A DeadBeat Dad...Again

Yet another child that will be starving for attention/food.

We typed in 'Bobby Brown sexy' to be nice to him and get a nice photo, but lo and behold, there were NONE. But when we typde in 'Bobby Brown crackhead', dozens just shot forth from the computer. Hmmm, we wonder why?

Bobby Brown has become a father for the fifth time, the star announced during a performance at Rok nightclub in Las Vegas on Wednesday night.

“I just had a baby,” the singer said in a video posted by TMZ on Thursday. “Four days ago — my son Cassius!”

The 40-year-old R&B star was performing at the New York New York nightclub when he told the crowd that his girlfriend/manager, Alicia Etheridge, had given birth.


Brown has a 16-year-old daughter, Bobbi, with ex-wife Whitney Houston, and three other children from previous relationships.

Raise your crackpipes, heauxz! The King of R&B (rocks & booze) has added to his spawn!

Ho Confessionals: Denise Richards

Excuse us for this skank-esque photo, but it was difficult to find any of Ms. Richards completely clothed.

Denise Richards may be single, but in a revealing new interview, she said her physical desires are well taken care of.

We know, we know. This is not really news, is it?!

While promoting the return of her E! reality series, “Denise Richards: It’s Complicated,”, Richards said she’s following in the footsteps of another Hollywood star who once sought brief romantic interludes.

“I interviewed Angelina Jolie years ago … she was single … and I asked, ‘What do you do about guys — you’ve got Maddox?’ … and she said, ‘I don’t want anybody in my life right now… but I do occasionally take some time off, a few hours, and go to a hotel, take a lover,’” Bush told Richards.

“Yep, I’m right there with her. 'Cause you don’t want to bring them home to your house, but as a woman who likes to have a good time as well, (and) has certain needs …Yeah, I do the same thing,” Richards laughed.

When asked if she has a “friend with benefits,” Richards confirmed she does, and explained why.

Aren't all her friends in this category?!

“Yes I do. Friends with benefits are awesome,” she giggled. “I used to be like ‘Oh no, you have to be in a relationship!’ After going through a divorce, going through all this, I’m like, ‘Life is short, I wanna have a good time!’ When I meet ‘the one,’ I’ll be with him and it’ll be all good, but until then, you know, I like to have a good time.”

if she thinks Charlie Sheen was 'the one', she needs to get her head checked. Besides, two hos together is the same as 17 hos together. That's not love. That's ho-mance.
Wide Open Spaces.

Richards declined to reveal any identifying details of her mystery pal (as in one? please!), but she opened up about another topic, her three breast implant surgeries over the years.

“It was something — a dumb mistake I made when I was 19 years old,” Richards told Bush. “I had just moved to Los Angeles, I had a gorgeous roommate who got new breasts and I was so self-conscious about it because kids made fun of me because I was flat … I made the mistake and bought them myself.”

Richards, a reported former call girl, probably got them to keep her clientele up.

Go ahead, sue us, ho! We dare ya!

Lance Armstong Proves Only One Ball Is Necessary

Armstrong, who won the Tour de France seven straight years after overcoming testicular cancer, announced the birth of his son on the social-networking site Twitter late Thursday night. The proud papa even posted a picture of the newborn, playfully sticking his tongue out at the camera.

“Wassup, world? My name is Max Armstrong and I just arrived. My Mommy is healthy and so am I!” Armstrong posted to his account at about 11:15 p.m. EDT.

Armstrong and his girlfriend, Anna Hansen, announced in December they were expecting a baby in June. Armstrong also has three children with his ex-wife, Kristin.

About 15 minutes after the initial post, Armstrong sent another message praising the doctor and nurse who helped deliver the newborn, saying they were amazing. He then posted that Max weight 7 pounds, 5 ounces and was 20 inches long.

Three years after retiring following his last Tour de France win, Armstrong announced in September his return to competition and cycling’s marquee race in 2009. He called his comeback an attempt to raise global awareness in his fight against cancer.

And to prove there is a such thing as one-balled wonders.

So now heauxz, your man has NO excuse!

The Queen of R&B Is Baaaaaaaack!

The Queen of R&B is back!

And we do not mean rocks & booze. Well, at least not yet. It remains to be seen.

Former crackhead/forever diva Whitney Houston has picked September for her highly anticipated return to the spotlight.

News of the former "I Will Always Love You" singer's expected release period follows years of speculation over Houston's anticipated comeback. An effort that has been linked to everyone from Diane Warren to R. Kelly.

OK, she just came back into the limelight. Maybe she should steer clear from pedophiles like R. Kelly!

According to a release from Arista Thursday, Houston's album, her first in seven years (since 2002s "Just Whitney), has officially been green-lit for September 1.

Everyone life your pipes for Ms. Houston. She's coming!