Part of being a Jehovah's Witness requires that members go from door to door spreading the religion's philosophies, which can be a little dangerous if the person toting "The Watchtower" literature is a world-famous music icon.
"Sometimes fans freak out. It might be a shock to see me, but that's no reason for people to act crazy, and it doesn't give them license to chase me down the street," says rock star Prince, who converted to the religion in 2001 and says he makes personal visits to strangers' homes.
He tells USA Today that he also carries a Bible with him to business meetings before making any deals.
"There are all kinds of possible deals artists aren't privy to," he tells the newspaper. "I love to bring the Bible to the table. I start by asking if they believe in God, then: 'What kind of business do you want to conduct: Transparent or hide the ball?' I'll do tours and albums if the deal is clean."
If he came to our house, we'd be convinced he was selling Mary Kay cosmetics. How about you?
After just three episodes, FOX has decided to end its freshman sitcom "Do Not Disturb," which starred Niecy Nash as the head of human resources at a hip New York Hotel.
The show averaged slightly over 4 million viewers in its three airings and a disappointing 1.6 rating among adults 18-49.
FOX had initially said the show was being pulled temporarily, but the network has since confirmed it will not return. The comedy will be replaced in the network's Wednesday-night lineup by repeats of its lead-in, "'Til Death," for the time being.
Seven episodes of the show were shot, but it's unclear whether the remaining four will ever be broadcast.
Well, she'll always have a job at some strip joint with 17 asses like that!
Heather Locklear was arrested and held in Santa Barbara County on Saturday, Access Hollywood has confirmed. A spokesman for the Santa Barbara Sheriff's Department told Accessthat the actress was arrested by the California Highway Patrol and released on Sunday.
According to The Associated Press, the actress, 47, was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of a controlled substance in Montecito, a wealthy area of Santa Barbara that's home to celebs including Oprah and Rob Lowe.
The former "Melrose Place" star was reportedly pulled over by a CHP officer on Saturday afternoon after she was witnessed "driving erratically" upon leaving a parking lot, a CHP spokesman told the AP.
Locklear was taken into custody, where she was reportedly tested for alcohol and drugs. She was reportedly booked at 7 p.m. on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription medication.
According to People, two months ago, Locklear was released from an Arizona facility where she spent four weeks receiving treatment for anxiety and depression.
"Heather's feeling really great," a friend told the mag at the time. "And she looks beautiful, just radiant."
Get well, Heather. We hate to see the classy heauxz go to the slammer.
Hollywood doesn't make them like this anymore and they never will again.
Paul Newman, the Academy-Award winning superstar who personified cool as the anti-hero of such films as "Hud," "Cool Hand Luke" and "The Color of Money" — and as an activist, race car driver and popcorn impresario — has died. He was 83.
Newman died Friday after a long battle with cancer at his farmhouse near Westport, publicist Jeff Sanderson said. He was surrounded by his family and close friends.
Newman worked with some of the greatest directors of the past half century, from Alfred Hitchcock and John Huston to Robert Altman, Martin Scorsese and the Coen brothers. His co-stars included Elizabeth Taylor, Lauren Bacall, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks and, most famously, Robert Redford, his sidekick in "Butch Cassidy" and "The Sting."
This is the kind of legacy we want to leave behind when we leave this earth.
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds tied the knot in a surprise wedding on Saturday, according to Us Weekly. The ceremony reportedly took place north of the border in Reynold’s native Canada, at a wilderness resort near Vancouver.
Guests reportedly included members of Johansson’s family, including her mother, Melanie Sloan, and her brother, Adrian Johansson.
The two actors began dating shortly after Ryan, 31, split from rocker Alanis Morrissette. They announced their engagement in May.
For Johansson, 23, who has been linked to Josh Hartnett, Derek Jeter, Jared Leto, Justin Timberlake, and every other man in Hollywood... the marriage came after she took time to “work on (her) own issues.”
“You don’t always meet the right person at the right time,” she told Cosmopolitan in July. “I believe in finding a soul mate.”
Now that this hot piece is off, the market, we have to find another hot piece to salivate over.
Not only are Scarlett's titties perky, she also can blow...
TLC member and iconic female rapper Left Eye's unreleased recordings are set for release in November featuring a bevy of collaborations with Missy, Tupac, Lil' Mama, Bobby Valentino and more.
Slated for release November 11th, Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes' posthumous album entitled "Eye-Legacy" will feature 12 unreleased tracks along with a series of re-tooled and remixed songs.
And in this day and age of tired R&B, we miss TLC and Left Eye so much.
The town of Bridgeport, Conn has decided to honor its most famous resident, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, with a key to the city.
The actor, who owns a 19-bedroom home in nearby Farmington, will be presented with the key during a ceremony on Oct. 12, which will officially be known as Curtis Jackson Day.
Jackson, who filmed his new movie "Righteous Kill" in the state alongside Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino, says he will not go overboard in celebrating his new status.
"I'd probably just have a nice picnic," he said. "But everybody should have a block party - with just my music being played."
Let's just pray this key doesn't actually unlock anything
Hopefully, Oprah can strut her inspirational stuff through the Disney soundstages, find Miley, and intervene before she joins the skank contingent.
After Mulan got her own movie, Pocahantas got her own movie, mermaids, dwarves, even sea creatures got their own goddamn movie ...
Dinsey has finally given African-Americans their own movie.
Better late than never.
Oprah Winfrey has joined the voice cast of Walt Disney's animated "The Princess and the Frog," in the role of Eudora, the mother of the main character, Princess Tiana, voiced by Anika Noni Rose.
Set in the French Quarter of New Orleans, the film is Disney's first animated effort starring an African American princess. However, this isn't Winfrey's first time voicing an animated character.
Most recently, she played Judge Bumbleton in "Bee Movie," and she also provided dialogue for Gussy the Goose in the live-action "Charlotte's Web."
John Lasseter, the chief creative office at Pixar and Walt Disney Animation Studios, also announced that Randy Newman has written six new songs for "The Princess and the Frog." He appeared in person at the studio's presentation Wednesday to perform one of the tunes, "Down in New Orleans."
"The Princess and the Frog" is set for release in late 2009.
Oprah Winfrey is denying rumors that Mariah Carey cancelled an upcoming appearance on her talk show that was supposed to announce her alleged pregnancy.
The singer was reportedly set to reveal that she and her husband Nick Cannon are expecting, but a rep for Oprah's Harpo production company said there are no plans to have Mariah on the show either now or in the immediate future.
Also, a rep for Carey denies that she's even pregnant.
We here at Society Sex disapprove of children having children.
The father of "Heroes" teen star Hayden Panettiere was charged on Thursday with assaulting his wife at their home in West Hollywood last month.
Alan Panettiere, 49, was charged with misdemeanor battery and could face up to a year in jail if convicted, Los Angeles prosecutors said.
Lesley Panettiere called authorities saying that her husband hit her on the cheek after the couple came home from a charity event hosted by their daughter on August 10, police said at the time.
The couple put on a united front after he was released from custody several hours after his arrest.
Hayden Panettiere, 19, who plays a cheerleader with healing powers on the TV drama, told reporters last month that the incident had been blown out of proportion and that her family "is wonderful -- so very happy".
Alan Panettiere is expected to make his first court appearance in October.
'Heroes' teen star has said her family is 'wonderful -- so very happy'
Isn't this that midget skank that's dating her co-star who is in his mid-thirties?
Yeah, what a WONDERFUL family! Keep up the good work. This is like Lohan-lite.
NEW YORK - "Late Show" host David Letterman kept up a verbal assault on John McCain Thursday, saying he felt like an "ugly date" because the GOP presidential candidate backed out of a scheduled appearance on his talk show.
The night before, Letterman had said McCain's decision to suspend his campaign to deal with the economic crisis "didn't smell right." Letterman substituted MSNBC's "Countdown" host — and critic of the Arizona senator — Keith Olbermann as a substitute when McCain called him to say he wouldn't appear Wednesday.
The talk show host was unhappy when McCain sat for an interview with Katie Couric instead of him Wednesday — and even more perturbed to learn that McCain didn't leave New York until Thursday.
He said he felt like a "patriot" to let McCain off his commitment to deal with the economy and "now I'm feeling like an ugly date."
"That's what I feel like, I feel like an ugly date," he said. "I feel used. I feel cheap. I feel sullied."
McCain spokeswoman Nicole Wallace said Thursday that the campaign "felt this wasn't a night for comedy."
"We deeply regret offending Mr. Letterman, but our candidate's priority at this moment is to focus on this crisis," Wallace said on NBC's TODAY show.
The late-night comic banged away at McCain on Thursday from the opening of his monologue.
"You're here on a good night," he told the audience. "So far none of our guests have canceled."
He talked about daredevil David Blaine's feat of hanging upside down in New York's Central Park for 60 hours.
"They just left the guy hanging there," he said. "It's the same thing McCain did to me last night."
He described socialite Paris Hilton — Thursday's guest whose celebrity was once used in a McCain campaign ad to mock Obama — as McCain's first choice for a running mate.
"Here's how it works: you don't come to see me? You don't come to see me? Well, we might not see you on Inauguration Day," Letterman said.
Noting that McCain wanted to postpone Friday's first debate with Barack Obama, Letterman said running mate Sarah Palin wanted to put off her debate with Democrat Joe Biden until after Election Day. Letterman said McCain taking Palin to meet world leaders at the United Nations was like "take-your-daughter-to-work day."
Letterman's Top 10 list was "surprising facts about Sarah Palin," read by citizens of Wasilla, Alaska, where she was once mayor.
No. 10: Palin "sometimes calls John McCain grandpa."
A well-known British artist is exhibiting collage portraits of President Bush and Paris Hilton he made out of porn magazine images.
Jonathan Yeo's portrait of Hilton was bought by artist Damien Hirst ahead of Thursday's show opening, said Lazarides Gallery spokeswoman Elizabeth Barrett, who didn't know the sale price.
Yeo has painted portraits of Tony Blair, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Rupert Murdoch and Prince Philip.
He's definitely downsizing for the likes of this skank biscuit.
He got the idea for the collages following the cancellation of a commission by the White House to paint Bush in 2004. He made the portrait, anyway, but in the form of a collage using pieces of pornographic magazines.
Barrett said posters of the Hilton portrait, titled "Paris, 2008," will be sold for $20 each at the gallery.
Ed McMahon has an unexpected new job title: rapper.
The 85-year-old former "Tonight Show" sidekick will star in two viral rap videos for FreeCreditReport.com, a financial Web site owned by credit bureau Experian. The videos feature McMahon wearing a tracksuit, being chauffeured around Los Angeles in a Cadillac Escalade golf cart and waxing lyrical about his very public financial troubles.
"I knew I could sing the blues, but I didn't know I could rap," McMahon said Wednesday.
The videos will appear online in October.
In the first video, McMahon — who once pitched the American Family Publishing sweepstakes — and a bodyguard are cruising through a neighborhood looking for sweepstakes winners to ask for some money back, but McMahon doesn't actually go through with it. In the second spot, McMahon dons a new suit after undergoing a financial and emotional makeover.
"When I retired, I was famous," McMahon raps in the video. "I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn't funny."
After being joined by two scantily clad women, McMahon continues: "Got a bump from the media chumps, but that was temporary/Wife with bad credit was scary, so I got wise/I may have fallen, but I got back up/Now I'm back on the attack, like a ninja swinging nunchucks/I told the haters, 'Go on, take a hike'/It's my show now, and I can do what I like."
The things these old stars will do for a check. Cloris Leachman, dancing with the Has-Beens/Never Wases. Who is next?!
We're ready for the first single to drop. How about you?
We posted the above photo to prove that this is not Ciara's first time at the ho rodeo.
R&B singer Ciara claims she was wearing underwear during the photo shoot for Vibe's October cover, even though it looks as if she's completely naked.
It's "very, very upsetting and somewhat misleading," she told MTV News of the photo.
Please Ciara...mislead us!!1
However, Vibe Editor-in-Chief Danyel Smith says not only was Ciara indeed fully naked for the shoot, but the whole thing was her idea.
Ciara says the intent of the photo shoot – as far as she was concerned – was to celebrate the human form. At the end of the session, she walked away believing everything had gone great. It wasn't until she saw the photos weeks later that she realized something was missing.
"When I saw the pictures, that wasn't what was discussed or what we were going in to do, so that definitely bothered me," she told MTV. "I think the body is something beautiful, and I wanted to celebrate that. And unfortunately, it wasn't exactly what it was in the photo shoot, and I'm looking forward to moving forward."
Ciara says she will not pursue any legal action against the urban publication.
Hmmm, we wonder why??
"I think, at this point, I'd rather just be quiet about things such as that but I definitely want to make it clear that I was going in to do something artistic, and I was upset that when I saw the photos, everything was gone," the singer told MTV.
Well, guess what, Cialis? You could not BE any louder. shut up and spread'em!
We want those pictures blown up so we can delve deeper into Ciara's 2000 parts. We need to put those tranny rumors to rest, after all.
Would YOU pay millions to see the spawn of this Howdy Doody looking stunt double?
I thought not!
Initially, the big celebrity news this week was Clay Aiken's coming out story, published exclusively in People magazine.
Exclusive photos of Clay and his son Parker went for an underwhelming amount compared to the multimillion-dollar price tag that accompanies a Jennifer Lopez or Jolie-Pitt agreement. Aiken's deal cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $500,000 according to several sources privy to the negotiations (a rep for People said "We don't comment on the specifics of any deals").
translation: we gave him Clay Aiken coupons to free dinner at all participating KFCs in the deep south.
when Gayken writes the tell-all about what went down (really down) on American Idol, then give us a ring.
Students and school leaders at a small Christian university expressed outrage Wednesday at the discovery of a life-size cardboard effigy of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama hanging from a tree on campus.
A custodian at George Fox University discovered the effigy early Tuesday and immediately removed it, President Robin Baker said. University spokesman Rob Felton said Wednesday that the commercially produced reproduction had been suspended from the branch of a tree near Minthorn Hall with fishing line around the neck.
The hanging of the effigy around the neck is seen as racist symbolism because it harkens back to lynchings of black men by white mobs, especially in the U.S. South, decades ago. Obama is aiming to become America's first black president.
Please don't use the words 'first black president' and 'aim' in the same sentence.
Sarah may have her rifle out and we all know that heaux is trigger-happy!
If he's looking for the security of America's future in those binoculars, he may need a stronger pair.
Tell us something we don't know already, foolyun!
WASHINGTON - President Bush on Wednesday warned Americans and lawmakers reluctant to pass a $700 billion financial rescue plan that failing to act fast risks wiping out retirement savings, rising foreclosures, lost jobs, closed businesses and even "a long and painful recession."
"Without immediate action by Congress, America could slip into a financial panic and a distressing scenario would unfold," Bush said in a 12-minute prime-time address from the White House East Room that he hoped would help rescue his tough-sell bailout package.
"It should be enacted as soon as possible," the president said.
The bailout, which the Bush administration asked Congress last weekend to approve before it adjourns, is meeting with deep skepticism, especially from conservatives in Bush's own party who are revolting at the high price tag and unprecedented private-sector intervention. Though there is general agreement that something must be done to address the spiraling economic problems, the timing and even the size of the package remained in doubt and the administration has been forced to accept changes almost daily.
But with the nation facing the biggest financial meltdown in decades, Bush took the unusual step of calling Democrat Obama personally about the meeting, said presidential spokeswoman Dana Perino. White House aides extended the invitations to Republican McCain and to GOP and Democratic leaders from Capitol Hill.
Welcome to debt, McCain/Obama.
They should both form a line and take turns pimp-slapping Bush.
Remember what happened the last time bush asked for so much money so quickly?
We watched Charmed. with all the children she has, she could very well be Piper, Prue, Phoebe, AND Paige's mama!
A grainy YouTube video surfaced Wednesday showing Sarah Palin being blessed in her hometown church three years ago by a Kenyan pastor who prayed for her protection from "witchcraft" as she prepared to seek higher office.
The video shows Palin, the Republican vice presidential candidate, standing before Bishop Thomas Muthee in the pulpit of the Wasilla Assembly of God church, holding her hands open as he asked Jesus Christ to keep her safe from "every form of witchcraft."
"Come on, talk to God about this woman. We declare, save her from Satan," Muthee said as two attendants placed their hands on Palin's shoulders. "Make her way my God. Bring finances her way even for the campaign in the name of Jesus. ... Use her to turn this nation the other way around."
A spokesman for the McCain campaign declined to comment. A person who answered the phone at the Wasilla church confirmed the video was from May 2005 but declined further comment.
Palin was baptized Roman Catholic as a newborn.
Well, apparently the prayer did not work. He sent her ass right to the devil - the Republican Party.
Clay Aiken is finally confirming what even Stevie Wonder can see: He's gay.
The cover of the latest People magazine shows Aiken holding his infant beard, er, baby Parker Foster Aiken, with the headline: "Yes, I'm Gay." The cover also has the quote: "I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things."
Please be sure to hide those dildos!
The magazine has an interview with Aiken and confirmed that he was on the cover but refused to release the article to The Associated Press until Wednesday. The baby's mother is Aiken's friend and record producer Jaymes Foster.
Aiken, who gained fame as the runner-up on "American Idol" in 2003, rarely addressed the frequent rumors about his sexuality. In an interview with The Associated Press two years ago, he said: "I don't really feel like I have anybody to answer to but myself and God and the people I love."
The multi-platinum singer recently released the CD "On My Way Here" and made his Broadway debut this spring in "Monty Python's Spamalot."
How nice to release this statement when the world is suffering from massive hurricanes, bank foreclosures, mounting debt, and presidential debates. No one is going to even care now.
Good move, Gayken.
We cannot wait for his police bust in a backwoods truck stop!
Eight-year-old Ronin will live with father Phil Bronstein
Actress Sharon Stone has lost another round of custody proceedings over her oldest son.
A San Francisco judge denied her request for primary custody of 8-year-old Roan, who's been living with his father, newspaper executive Phil Bronstein. The couple divorced in 2004 after six years of marriage.
The judge ruled Sept. 12 that Bronstein's home is more stable and structured, reaffirming a 2007 court order that the executive vice president of the San Francisco Chronicle has permanent sole custody of Roan.
Stone retains visitation rights.
The judge also said the parents must consult with each other before enrolling their child in any tutoring activities, and that Stone's telephone number should be programmed into Roan's cell and home telephones.
Stone has two other sons, Laird and Quinn, whom she adopted on her own.
If my mother was this fabulous, I would never want to leave her side.
We here at Society Sex say: "what took you so long, Dennis?!"
When Meg Ryan and now ex-husband Dennis Quaid separated in 2000 amid her high-profile affair with Russell Crowe, the beloved actress went from America's Sweetheart to self-described "scarlet woman."
But in a new interview in the October issue of In Style, Ryan says it wasn't her fault.
The "You've Got Mail" star said that Crowe took too much blame.
"I think he took a big hit," she said. "But Russell didn't break up the marriage. He was definitely there at the end, but it wasn't his fault. I was a mess. I hurt him, too, at the end. I couldn't be in another long relationship, it wasn't the time for that. So I got out."
She was a mess? We beg to differ. She's still a mess. A hot, plastic TupperWare mess to be exact.
We've never liked Meg Ryan or her 15 faces, but apparently we're in the minority, so please go see her new movie, 'The Bitches', when it comes out in a theatre near you.
Society Sex has been saying this forever and a day and now it is confirmed.
Beyonce is toxic!!!
An online search for Beyonce could end up infecting and destroying your hard drive, thanks to computer hackers who use their names to plant viruses into computers.
So when you are searching for 'bad weaves', 'House of Derriere', and 'bad actresses of the past five years', feel free to take the coupon above and use it!
Word has it that Naomi Campbell is about to become the new face of Italian fashion house Dolce & Gabbana.
A source tells Britain's Daily Star, "They (Campbell and the designers) have had a relationship that spans decades and now the plan is for Naomi to be their official muse and ambassador.
"She'll be at the shows and will star in their worldwide advertising campaigns. An absolutely huge deal is on the table."
London tabloids have the deal worth a reported $1.85 million.
D&G were well represented on the runway of Campbell's charity fashion show last week in London.
Hide all cell phones and send all assistants on permanent vacay. The original diva of the runway is back!
Someone needs to remind JJ that it's her titties that put her in this precarious position in the first place...
A rep for Janet Jackson has confirmed that the singer has left Island Records after releasing just one album under a deal signed 14 months ago.
"At her request, the record label has agreed to dissolve their working relationship," her publicist, Patti Webster, said in a statement to EURweb.
"Now, more than 20 years after the release of her iconic album, 'Control,' Janet will have autonomy over her career, without the restrictions of a label system," the statement continued. "Always known to break new ground and set trends, Janet’s departure from Island makes her one of the first superstar artists to have the individual freedom to promote their work through a variety of avenues such as iTunes, mobile carriers and other diverse and innovative channels."
Rumblings of Janet trouble at Island began surfacing shortly after the February release of her Island Def Jam album "Discipline." Jackson reportedly felt that had very little promotional support from the label.
Executive produced by Jackson and her Ewok boyfriend, Island Urban president Jermaine Dupri, "Discipline" debuted at No. 1 on The Billboard 200 in March with 181,000 copies sold. But it has shifted only 415,000 copies in the United States so far, according to Nielsen SoundScan, and spent just 14 weeks on the chart.
The entertainer is currently in the midst of her "Rock Witchu Tour," which kicked off on Sept. 10 in Vancouver, BC and will make stops in major cities across the United States and Canada.
Poor poor Janet. It might be time for her and Michael to make another comeback together. Anyone remember this...?
Last night at the Emmys, perennial front-runner Vanessa Williams was shut out from the best supporting actress category for her work on 'Ugly Betty'.
Instead Jean Smart won. We've never even heard of the show Jean won for, but whatever. she already had her hit show in the 80s. 'Designing Women' was enough!
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Photographers beware: Lindsay Lohan is fighting mad! Gossip site TMZ reports the "Mean Girls" star was so worked up as she passed a crowd of shutterbugs in front of New York City's Bowery Hotel, that she hauled off and punched a paparazzo in the nose.
According to an insider, Lindsay stumbled over a barricade meant to hold the photographers at bay and seemed to assume one of the lensmen tripped her. That's when she allegedly took a swing at a lone pap.
"Oh my God," LiLo was overheard gasping into her cell phone. "I just hit a paparazzi."
We here at Society Sex applaud this skank. We're not even sure she's a lesbian. We just think she likes to have sex. Perfectly normal for a woman of her age - 45.
Just before her former flame, Raffaello Follieri, pleaded guilty to charges of wire fraud and money laundering, Anne Hathaway broke her silence about the struggles she endured after his arrest.
"As soon as I found out about the arrest, I had to get on a plane to Mexico to do a press tour for 'Get Smart,'" Anne told W magazine. "And then I spent a week in shock at a friend's house. And then I had to go back and do more press, and I haven't stopped since."
The actress credits her professional perseverance ("You do your job; you keep your head up.") and the kindness of friends with helping her through the darkest days.
The FBI seized her diaries. Let's hope they spill the sapphic details any day now!
This image might make Mr. Michael come within seconds. Society Sex will shoulder the blame.
George Michael was arrested inside a public bathroom in London last night for possession of weed and crack.
Weed and crack?!?!
Crack is cheap, George! Even Whitney knows that! We're waiting to see if Wino was waiting in the grassy knoll nearby as an accomplice.
The police were tipped off by a toilet attendant after they witnessed George loitering around the underground bathrooms in London's Hampstead Heath. You just can't take Georgey Porgy anywhere!
45-year-old George was busted and taken to the police station where he was cautioned. Cautioned? What the fuck? No, wait. He'd like prison. All the dirty toilets and free crack and holes to smuggle them in than he could stand!
This is George's _____th time with a public toilet offense. He was arrested in 1998 for trying to get some skanky times back in LA. Not too long back, he was busted again for drug possession and then Elton John ripped him a fresh hole in the press.
George is a goddamn idiot. You are a millionaire with 'assistants'. Make them assist you with your crackery. That's what they're on the payroll for. They should even be acting out his fucked up fantasies.
Below...the George Michael Masturbate Song...toilet and forest, extra.
Haim, Feldman. Whatever. totally interchangeable in our minds. They're both named Corey, and they're both quasi-unemploayed, so does it really matter whose picture you see above?!
Thought so!
Anyho...
Corey Feldman blames his parents for his woes. As a former child actor, Corey Feldman resents the woes he weathered on his way to adulthood but says he doesn't blame Hollywood for his tough time.
"It wasn't the industry's fault, it was my parents" Corey told Metro magazine. "They should have been more responsible and laid the groundwork for me to build a healthy adult life. I was fortunate enough to continue my career, but that's due to my tireless dedication."
In the interview, the '80s actor-turned-reality TV star explained that he's against "creating child stars," as the trappings of fame are likely to result in "a shell of a person (who's) unable to live a healthy adult life."
He points to his own life as an example.
"I was 17 and already I'd become a joke to some people," Corey confessed. "As with everything in life, you're measured by your achievements and people like to point out your failures. Everyone recognized me, so I couldn't just get a job at the local Blockbuster. It was a very difficult time."
Dear Corey, Society Sex has a little secret for ya...
According to a report by British tabloid The Sun, Spears will be performing her new single, “Womanizer,” on Simon Cowell’s U.K. reality show “The X Factor.” Fresh off a stellar appearance at the 2008 MTV VMAs, Britney Spears is hunting for dancers to help her repeat another possible sweep at next year’s festivities.
translation: Britney is raising funds to buy more trophies for next year's telecast
The pop star was hard at work Wednesday at the International Dance Academy in Hollywood, hunting for dancers for the video for her first single, “Womanizer,” off her upcoming new album, “Circus,” People reports. A source told the mag the video will start shooting “very soon.”
translation: Britney owes her record company millions and they want to pimp her out as hard as possible before she jumps out the window again (my editrix made me say that).
“I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room,” Spears told OK! in August. “This is my best work ever.”
translation: "If I don't deliver a hit record, these bastards are gonna beat me into a coma!"
As for the sound of “Circus,” Spears said she is working with talented people who are helping her take her songs up to the next level. “I think it is more urban. I’m working with producers who are just amazing,” she added. “There is this fresh new energy.”
I bet Farrah was shaken...crack-shaken, stirred, coke-whirled, and PCP-thrangled.
Farrah Fawcett was in the Malibu home where her son, Redmond, and her on-off beau, Ryan O'Neal, were arrested on Wednesday morning, according to reports. A source close to the case told People, Fawcett was asleep in the senior O'Neal's home when the arrest happened.
As previously reported, actor Ryan O'Neal and his son, Redmond, were arrested after authorities stopped by the actor's home for a probation check on Redmond. Authorities reportedly found methamphetamine on the 23-year-old and a vile of the substance in O'Neal's room.
Farrah and Ryan are the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson of their era.
And before you heauxz even ask, no this is not an excuse to post images of nearly nude celebrities!
As if you sluts are complaining!
LL Cool J had a few words for Jessica Simpson this week, according to sources close to the Hip Hop star who released his latest album 'Exit 13' last Tuesday.
Simpson's new album "Do You Know," which happens to be the pop star's first foray into Country music, outsold LL Cool J's album by roughly 20,000 copies, sending the star into a bout of outrage.
We here at Society Sex think anyone that purchases any Simpson merchandise, be it Ashlee, Jessica, or OJ...should be shot, then stabbed.
While Ashanti is out promoting her latest album "The Declaration," a recent release has been issued informing fans of a new album entitled "Ashanti: The Vault."
'The Vault,' according to AJM Records features 12 never before released recordings from the Grammy Award-winning singer, however Ashanti is reportedly not promoting the project that is set for an October release.
Hasn't George Lucas paid her species enough money over the years?!!
Daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, budding starlet Rumer Willis, made an elegant red carpet appearance for "House Bunny" in which she stars along actress Anna Faris. Willis not only made her big screen debut at the Los Angeles premiere but also unveiled her beau, actor Micah Alberti, who stars in the ABC Family series "Wildfire."
Aw look... mommy and daddy bought the chin a man!
Now if they would only buy her a new head, and a shaver for that cranium!
In his first interview since being acquitted of child pornography charges, R. Kelly dismissed allegations that he ever preyed on young girls, telling BET News: "I don't like anyone illegal."
We here at Society Sex say...
'he could have fuckin' fooled us!'
Kelly also said he was relieved when the trial was over, and that his upcoming album would feature less of the sexually charged material that has come to define his multiplatinum career.
translation: remember, I can molest ya and caress ya
"I'm really trying to make this album ... a little bit different," he said in an interview that aired on the network on Tuesday. "Take a little bit of the edge off, you know? And you know, clean up a few lyrics if I can, you know?"
Kelly, 40, was acquitted in Chicago in June of multiple child pornography charges. The verdict ended a six-year saga that began when a videotape surfaced of a man looking like Kelly having sex with a girl believed to be as young as 13. Kelly denied he was the man in the videotape, and the girl in the video never testified.
For those that have never seen the video footage of R. Kelly pissin' on little girls, we will spare you. It's just not our thing.
We are sure this upcoming tour will be near a bevy of junior high schools across America. Talk about giving back to the community.
That's right, heauxz, so don't even think of asking us what we make in a day/week/month/year? That's clASSified information!
Check your bank accounts cuz the money may not be there. Major market conglomerates are dying a swift death this week and distrust of Wall Street has reached a feverish pitch
A third baby is dead and more than 6,200 are ill after being fed formula made from tainted milk powder, Chinese officials said Wednesday.
Officials expect more babies to become sick as "more and more parents take kids to hospital," Chinese Health Minister Chen Zhu said at a news conference.
Nearly 160 babies are suffering from acute kidney failure and more than 1,300 are still in hospital, Chen said. Free medical care is being offered to all of the sick babies and officials are setting up an information hotline.
With all these fake breasts and silicone around these days, it's a wonder any woman can feed their babies naturally anymore.
Oh well, we'll always have a few saggies somewhere, eh?
Lance Bass: It would be 'silly' to have male partner on 'DWTS'
Remember all those rumors that floated around about Lance Bass having a male partner for Dancing With The Stars? He tells E!'s Marc Malkin that he just doesn't think the ABC show is the right place for it.
"I think it would be so silly that it would just overshadow everything else going on," Bass says. "It would just be like making fun of something. But if it was another show with all guys dancing and all girls dancing, that's a different story. I think that's sexy."
He adds with a laugh, "I should pitch that."
Bass does say he feels he's a trailblazer, being the first openly gay dancer to appear on DWTS. "I think it's so important for me to do this," he says. "But my biggest concern is I just hope it doesn't hurt the gay community in any way because, you know, we definitely can be scrutinized and picked apart. I definitely feel a responsibility of making sure I represent well."
Ask Justin, Lance.
We're sure Jessica Biel will be too busy in clitoris to deny you.
The 'Transformers' star says she's not gay despite past relationship
The candid 22-year-old "Transformers" star, who's currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green (excuse us while we blow chunks), opened up to GQ about her love life, telling the magazine she was once in love with a female stripper. Fox, who appears on the October cover in a black bikini, said she was in the relationship when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone.
So she needed free rent? what slut hasn't?!
"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," said Fox.
The Body Shop? Did her PR team write this?!
"I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."
The U.S. economy is dying a death slower than Paris Hilton's acting career and McCain is surging in the polls?
We'd like a puff from that pipe, please.
And why is Obama plummeting, you ask?
Redundancy.
So McCain voted with Bush 90% of the time.
What else ya got?! It's old. It's dated and every news market has played this blurb for the last five months. if Democrats want to prove how young and fresh McCain is not, then they need to prove how vital and for change they are. Besides, older voters tend to cheer for their own.
And while you're down there, please kiss the hand (make that backhand) of every woman using Hillary's pantsuits to slingshot them across the political divide.
For the umpteenth time, Will Smith has been asked point blank if he practices Scientology, and again, his answer is no.
Smith was asked recently about reports of the new school he founded in suburban Los Angeles using one of Scientology’s study programs.
The school, New Village Leadership Academy, is using one of Scientology's teaching tools, but Will told Friedman: “You can take different parts of things you like and put them all together.”
We here at Society Sex find it interesting that Scientology churches only seem to pop up in areas where people have money. You won't see any Scientology churches in the hood!
Society Sex imagines a passage from Mr. Miss Williams upcoming memoir.
Serena Williams will write about her life on and off the tennis court in an upcoming memoir for Grand Central Publishing, which beat out several other publishers in a fierce bidding war for her story.
Financial terms of the deal weren't disclosed, but an official with knowledge of the transaction said bidding reached at least $1.3 million, according to the Associated Press.
The 26-year-old has won nine Grand Slam titles and a gold medal in women's doubles at the recent Beijing Olympics with her sister Venus.
Blah blah blah. What we really want to know is how does tennis' first tranny juggle her penis and that racket?!
lavish and lust upper crust lust can’t get enough reversing the roles spinning out of control swallow and devour you lunch is a glory hole
break fast to a corporate existence brave face, say grace at the evening table in between both the extremes lies a cavern of deviant schemes a stop, pause to sully your soul lunch is a glory hole
to start your own day deceiving working well into the evening stressed out by the time crunch take a time out to lick my bowl lunch is a glory hole
proper and pristine twenty-three seven at times hesitation abates weigh your sins on the inside will I enter through those pearly gates
intangibly sweet intrinisically sour the blue or red pill in the space of an hour peek through the crevice get bent, straddle up to my pole lunch is a glory hole
skip breakfast pass on dinner but you never miss out on me I’m both ends of the spectrum the break towards reality
refined regurgitation shock-waved situation dare to get lost in the rapture of little misused me but we got the same goal lunch is a glory hole
spiraling distraction a chain reaction every fetish, every faction every predilection, every vector well-known throughout the sectors from the CEO to the secretary from the ties that bind to the adversary
in the dark it’s hard to see you’re not alone open your eyes a little wider ragged reality all dolled up bought and sold lunch is a glory hole
shameful, fabulous, famous faces turn up in despicable, decadent places privileged or poor we’ve all got the need to feed balance our corruptions and greed same story, different cast time after time re-told take a delectable dip in my lust bowl lunch is a glory hole
quench your desire for the best and worst of me dust off those ashy knees step up to the next slot slut, skank, trick, heaux lunch is a glory hole
excuse me for graphic depiction back and forth spanning juxtaposition my skank dust is beyond jurisdiction crawl up and enter one gateway to my soul lunch is a glory hole
don’t miss out on missing me I’m the slit-wrist edge of reality your pursuit fits my goal lunch is a glory hole
Our editrix has been saying for months and now it is confirmed:
The dollar is dead!
We here at Society Sex have made all the deposits we care to make in the immediate future. It is all about withdrawals.
Thankfully, we have job(s) resistant to the world market (don't ask, don't tell). We are here to comment on your joy, pain, and suffering for mere pennies on the soon to be dead dollar and we don't know what having a budget means. We don't take handouts.
We are the hand-out.
The Dow fell but so did the price of oil. It eases the costs of laid-off/fired Americans racing to the unemployment office.
Will The Dow drop below the 11,000 mark?
To all of you concerned sluts, go rent Working Girl and take some notes. It ain't looking Melanie, er pretty!
Be sure to heckle the stock brokers that pass you on the streets as you work your corner. They can't afford you any more!
Be gentle. This may only last a season. And no coochie coupons!
Latest comeback disc, 'Circus,' set to debut on her 27th birthday.
Is someone forgetting that this is sure to upset many holiday shoppers?!!
"Mommy, I want that heaux in my stocking!"
"Circus" is set for release Dec. 2, a little over a year after she released last November's "Blackout," which was perhaps her most critically acclaimed CD, but came during her infamous year of erratic behavior, rehab, custody battles and at least one hospitalization. She barely promoted it, and the album — though it was certified platinum — was one of her least successful.
translation: lines of coke were done off her best CD ever.
She won three MTV Video Music Awards for her clip "Piece of Me" and appeared on the Sept. 7 awards show looking fit and stunning, a reversal of her disheveled, widely panned appearance in 2007.
How much did she pay for this comeback?!
Among the producers on Spears' new CD are Nate "Danja" Hills and Max Martin, who produced some of her biggest hits, including her first, "Baby One More Time." The first single, "Womanizer," will be released to radio Sept. 22, her record label, Jive/Zomba, announced Monday.
Goddamit.
DON'T DO IT, HEAUXZ! DO NOT FALL FOR THE BAIT!
Do not give her this comeback. Let her rest her weary country skank-biscuity ass in the swamp where she belongs.
OK, ok, we are a little bit blunt. We really wanna see if Britney gon' ho out or heaux up!?
Winning a second Emmy would normally be enough...Right?
The Creative Arts Primetime Emmys were held Saturday night in Los Angeles, and Kathy Griffin, once again accepted the award for her Bravo series My Life on the D-List.
Griffin started her speech with "Well, well, well! Here we go again, f---ers. Here we go again!" She continued: "Hanks, Gandolfini — what the f---! I'm not going to tell anyone to suck it. I would make love to this thing if I could."
George Takei and his longtime partner, Brad Altman, have agreed to live long and prosper together.
Takei, 71, and Altman, 54, were married Sunday in a multicultural ceremony at the Japanese National Museum that featured a Buddhist priest, Native American wedding bands, a Japanese Koto harp and a bagpipe procession.
The couple, together for 21 years, was the first to receive a marriage license in West Hollywood when the state began granting licenses to gay couples on June 17. The Star Trek star and his manager plan to honeymoon in Argentina and Peru.
We feel so much better at Society Sex after looking at this photo. How about you?
And now new scientific research finds that celebri-crushes are not only common, but maybe even healthy: A study published last week suggests that the act of celebrity worship may be a boon to some people's self-esteem.
Recent research has even found that celebrity worship can decrease a person's self-esteem because the endless admiration and yearning for a life and lifestyle that are out of reach may end up cementing one's feelings of isolation and inadequacy. Studies conducted in Britain found a range of celebrity worship styles, from harmless adulation to debilitating addiction. Other research has even documented a so-called celebrity worship syndrome, in which the idolatry becomes all-consuming, much in the way that alcohol and drugs can define an addict's life.
There is a growing body of evidence that suggests that the human brain is not well-equipped to distinguish between real, and, as psychologists call them, "parasocial," or imagined relationships.
Does this extend to real or fake parts? Because plastic surgery is becoming harder to spot...but we do our best!
Jennifer Hudson and boyfriend, David Otunga, have gotten engaged, according to PEOPLE magazine.
"I can confirm that Jennifer got engaged to her boyfriend David on Friday night in L.A." says the rep.
Otunga, who is known as "Punk" from the reality show I Love New York 2, popped the question with a Neil Lane diamond ring on the Dreamgirls Oscar winner's 27th birthday.
The couple, who have been dating less than a year, both hail from Chicago.
From one heaux to another...you might want to get that ring appraised, Jen!
It is a busy time for Hudson as well. Her debut solo album, Jennifer Hudson, will be in stores Sept. 30, and her next film, The Secret Life of Bees opens on Oct. 17.
What happened to her high-school sweetheart?
86'ed!
He's gonna steal everything not bolted down to the floor. Hide your Oscar, Jennifer!!
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