Perez Hilton Is A Bitch

Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles against the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas after claiming the man punched him in the face several times following a heated exchange with Peas member will.i.am.

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, sued Polo Molina Wednesday for battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress. He is seeking unspecified damages in excess of $25,000.

The suit states Hilton is seeking to protect his rights to free speech and claims Molina attacked him because he made critical comments about the Black Eyed Peas' new album.

Heauxz, if you see this face on the streets...punch it again!

R.I.P. Farrah

It seems like Hollywood is losing alot of angels lately. First Ed McMahon, then Farrah, and then Michael Jackson. In less than 24 hours.

Farrah Fawcett's funeral will take place tomorrow, June 30th. Fawcett, 62, died after a long battle with cancer. The ceremony will be private. Sources told People that Fawcett's longtime partner, Ryan O'Neal, is in charge of making arrangements.

Bernie Madoff Will Die In Jail

And he should, the greedy bitch!

Historic swindler Bernard Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison Monday for a fraud so extensive that the judge said he needed to send a symbolic message to potential imitators and to victims who demanded harsh punishment.

Scattered applause and whoops broke out in the crowded Manhattan courtroom after U.S. District Judge Denny Chin issued the maximum sentence to the 71-year-old defendant, who said he lives “in a tormented state now, knowing all the pain and suffering I’ve created.”

Chin rejected a request by Madoff’s lawyer for leniency and said he disagreed that victims of the fraud were seeking mob vengeance.

Someone needs to take a shank in prison and do him in early!

Katherine Jackson: "Neverland Is Next, Bitches!"

Michael Jackson’s mother, having won temporary guardianship of her late son’s three children, is now attempting to take control of the “King of Pop’s” estate, according to a person close to the court proceedings.

Superior Court Judge Mitchell Beckloff granted Katherine Jackson temporary guardianship of the children on Monday. He also scheduled a hearing for Aug. 3 on Jackson’s petition to become permanent guardian of her son’s children.

The petition also seeks to name Jackson as administrator of the children’s estates, but the judge did not grant that request.

Michael Jackson 1958-2009

R.I.P.

We are too shocked to say anything further

Heaux Up Or Blow Up: K-Fed

Blow Up!

Because every now and then, true pimps get caught and have to make amends, but K-Fed is not one of those. He is a straight up, dumb-ass bitch!

Case in point.

K-Fed's gonna have to sell some baby batter to get bailed out from the US government -- and it's something he should have done a long time ago.

The IRS has slapped a lien on Federline to the tune of $14,371 in back taxes, according to The Detroit News. It's not like he's not making money. Federline is pulling in $30,000 this month alone for babysitting his two kids.

Getting paid money to do what he should already be doing anyway? We loves it!

Clearly Kevin's sperm is not only potent -- it's extremely lucrative.

And to think Britney thought this was the hot shit abck in the day?

We hope they upped her meds!

Chrihanna: No Jail Time For Him!

Take a good look, heauxz, because this is the last time you wille ver see these two this close.

He'll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day -- 1440 hours total) -- which is, in effect, hard labor. He'll do his service in Virginia which is where Brown lives. A Virginia law enforcement officer told us Brown will be picking up trash, pulling weeds and washing fire trucks.

He gets 5 years probation for felony assault -- he pled guilty. He'll get supervised probation. He'll have to come back to court every three months.

He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program. You know, because that always works.

*eyeroll*

This is interesting ... the judge said if Brown and Rihanna are at the same public events, the 50-yard stay away turns into 10 yards. So in essence, he can almost pimp-slap her and get away with it still. The stay away order lasts 5 years.

The judge said she wanted to make sure that Chris Brown "was treated as any other person who comes through this court."

If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison.

Rihanna was in the courthouse but never entered the courtroom.

So Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.

When Brown left the courtroom ... Rihanna walked in the courtroom. The judge explained the deal to her. The judge is telling Rihanna about the protective order.


Looks like it's time for a 'hit' single to get the most out of this scandal!

Black Eyed Peas Go Boom POW! On Perez Hilton's Face!!

Just imagine that pink filled in with black, heauxz, and that is what this bastard is looking like these days. And we kinda like it. Not that violence is ever the answer, of course.

*snicker*

Even people that are gay and homosexual-like hate him. We kid you heauxz not. The lowdown? The scoop? Here it is, folks!


Perez Hilton said he used the word "f**got" to tick off Will.I.Am -- and it worked -- but turns out the Black Eyed Pea wasn't the only one who got offended.

GLAAD -- the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation -- says they've asked Perez to apologize for using the highly offensive gay slur ... but have yet to hear a peep from his foul mouth.

GLAAD sent us the following statement:

"We have reached out to Hilton and asked him to apologize for promoting this anti-gay slur, and we would ask media outlets to avoid repetition of the slur in their coverage of this story.

For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is, quote, 'The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear,' is incredibly dangerous.

It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community. And it sends a message that it is OK to attempt to dehumanize people by exploiting anti-gay attitudes."

Fuck that bastard.. He had time to Twitter for help immediately after incident, but could not dial 911 first?

Stupid bitch!

He should have been slapped around a bit more.

We kid, we kid!!

Ed McMahon: R.I.P.

Ed McMahon has passed away at 86, according to reports.

He died at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center in California this morning.

He is best known as Johnny Carson's sidekick on "The Tonight Show" and his infamous catchphrase, "Heeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

McMahon also hosted "Star Search" and "TV Bloopers And Practical Jokes" with Dick Clark.

He was a colonel in the United States Marines and a fighter pilot and served during the late 1940s and 1950s.

Ed was one of the good guys and a true American hero!

Our sincerest respects to his family at this time.

Lady Gaga Is On Fire!

The desperation in this picture is directly proportional to the talent.

Some of you consier Lady Gaga the second coming of Madonna. We here at Society/Sex just don't see it! Tihs is Donatella Versace's future stunt double unleashed onto the pop scene.

Look at this heaux and her flame-broiled titties. Does she have any shame?

We’re not sure to laugh or offer Lady Gaga some soothing balm.

There is not a free clinic in the world that can help her.

We would call the fire department, but she'd probably fuck them all.

Vivica A. Fox Is One Desperate Heaux

Did Chris Stokes switch up his diet or has this cougar grabbed a new youngsta?

Vivica A. Fox sank her claws into some new meat over the weekend. Looks like Chris Stokes is her latest prey. She was seen out dining with him at Mr. Chow’s.

Yep, he might have switched up his diet for this man-eater!

Beyonce Who?!

Beyonce is really really REALLY having a bad week.

It ocntinues...

LeToya Luckett and Busta Rhymes are jetting off to the BET Awards with hosting and red carpet duties.

Mathew Knowles, Beyonce's daddy, is totally not liking that. So much so in fact...

LeToya: “It saddens me a little. Because our situation happened close to 10 years ago, and I think as we all know Bey is a very very very talented artist, and I think that we both have our own lanes and fanbase, and I don’t see why I would have to be one of the ones picked out of the entire crew of females that will be hitting the stage that night. I don’t know… I’m gonna try and word this right… I just don’t understand why I’m picked outta that group because there are so many other female artists performin’ that night and I think we all deserve to have a chance at that stage. Everybody works hard and we all have something different to offer, from Keyshia to Keri to Bey, everybody is different in their own ways so it saddens me if that’s true, and I hope that’s not the case but I’ll be there regardless”.

translation: "fuck you and your whole damn family, B! Nothing but death can keep me from that stage you raggedy bitch!"

Thanks to recently confirmed deals with both Upscale Magazine and House of Vinyl, Luckett and Rhymes join Queen Latifah and a number of other celebrities confirmed to not only attend but host BET Award weekend events.

Luckett, prepping for the release of "Lady Love," will kick things off by co-hosting red carpet arrivals at Upscale's 'Fusing the Worlds of Music and Hollywood' pre-BET Award event . Also celebrating comedian Tony Rock, the Upscale sponsored event is expected to bring out Hollywood stars and comedians Steve Harvey, Eddie Murphy, Mike Epps, and DL Hughley.

See what happens when you flee Beyonce's clutches?!

Farrah, where are you?!!!

This Is Just Not Beyonce's Week

Kelly Rowland has taken a trip back to #1 status, thanks to the buzzing single "When Loves Takes Over" !

Somewhere, Beyonce is pulling out her weave and beating her father with a hot comb.

The David Guetta collaboration, featuring the former "Work" diva, reached #1 on the UK Singles Chart over the weekend and becomes the first UK #1 for Rowland since breaking with Destiny's Child a few years back.

It is also her first #1 since breaking from the clutches of Beyonce's father's management.

Coincidence? We think not.

Alicia & Whitney Together (But Not Like That)

*meow*

No pussy jokes, please!

It's no secret that Alicia Keys is busy working on new music but a rumored collaboration with returning 'Bodyguard' vocalist Whitney Houston is creating buzz across the net.

Keys, currently working on the follow up to 2007s "As I Am," is rumored to have penned a song for the former "I Have Nothing" singer titled "Million Dollar Bill"!

Is this the bill she did all that coke with?!

"Million Dollar Bill" precedes Key's fourth studio album and a host of projects coming from music icon Clive Davis.

If the song makes the cut, "Million Dollar Bill" would join a soon to be released Diane Warren and David Foster helmed single, set to lead Houston's as-yet-untitled comeback in September.

Speaking of the single with enthusiasm, Warren says "Whitney's back big time".

Smoke Crack, Get a TV Show

See kids? If you smoke crack, you can get a TV show too!

Producer Scott Storch has signed a deal with reality show giants Bunin/Murray for his own reality show.

The series, according to a press release, will document him "making hit records with all of the hottest acts in the industry while opening the door to the hot and trendy Miami music scene.

"Also, it will capture Mr. Storch's ups and downs in the volatile music business," which in recent months has included arrest warrants, tax troubles and money problems.

David Weintraub, one of the show's executive producers, said, "This is a monumental moment to see a producer of his caliber let the cameras into his world and see how hit records are made. A lot of people have tried to get Scott to open up the curtain to this process but have never been successful."

We're looking for our crack pipe now!!!

Tameka, Star Jones Is NOT The One To Ask

Dear Tamek,a you asked Star where to go to get rid of your ove handles and almost died. So please, don't fuck up your future alimony checks by taking more advice from this weaved tortoise!


On Wednesday, Foster performed a notorious twitter snafu when she inadvertently posted a message to Star Jones on her public page instead of sending it as a private direct message," Murray wrote in BV Voices.

"@starjonesesq my lawyer= horrible. Need the name/number of a good one in Atlanta," Foster submitted to the former co-host of 'The View' publicly on Twitter.

Recognizing her mistake -- the 38-year-old, mother of five immediately posted another tweet asking: "Please delete this...it was a DM mistake. Not for ppl to see. I'm sorry."


Kessler is the lawyer who told The Associated Press last week that Tameka was a "faithful wife and loving mother," but declined to comment about Usher's conduct during the marriage.


What can we say?

Dumb ass!

That is all.

Beyonce Will Have Solange's Weave For This!

One of these weaves is lying. Let's cut to the chase....


Beyonce has been threatened with a $1 million lawsuit after pulling out of a scheduled appearance on Saturday at New York nightclub M2. We here at Society/Sex think lil' sis is partially to blame.

$1 million lawsuit? That's alot of weaves, wigs, and House of Derriere accessories!


According to the New York Post's Page Six, owner Joey Morrissey agreed to pay her $200,000 for the Saturday gig. But the singer suddenly axed the appearance on Wednesday, with her reps claiming she was too busy preparing for her North American tour.

Her camp instead offered an hour-long personal appearance from the star at the club, but Morrissey claims he had already spent $100,000 preparing for the singer's show.

He tells Page Six, "They said they were too busy with the launching of the tour and that they wouldn't have time to do the kickoff party. We sold tables for thousands of dollars for the show, and spent $100,000 renting a soundboard and other equipment, as per their stipulations. What good does her showing up for an hour do me? They've been totally unwilling to agree to another show."

Morrissey is now threatening to file suit against Beyonce over the cancellation, claiming the club has suffered a "loss of reputation" in addition to his loss of cash.

In response, Beyonce's camp released the following statement saying they never signed a contract and she was only due to co-host the evening anyway.

The cancellation of the launch party for Beyonce's "I AM..." tour, first scheduled for this Saturday at M2, was a result of a breach of contract by the promoter. Beyonce never had a contract with the club itself and no one in her camp dealt directly with the venue. The superstar was never scheduled to perform but was to serve as a co-host and introduce singer/songwriter Solange's performance. Patrons were falsely promised a performance by Beyonce.

Solange totally forged Bey's name!

That snatch you hear is the sound of the glue flying from Solange's scalp.

The Fresh Prince Was a Bitch!

"There’s a machine and it was designed to make him a superstar. And that machine was designed to steamroll over anybody who got in the way. I was simply a body…” -- Janet Hubert

Yep, that's how Janet Hubert, the first Aunt Viv from the iconic hit show "The Fresh Price of Bel Air," bluntly put it in an exclusive interview. This is to spread the word about her new book titled ‘PERFECTION IS NOT A SITCOM MOM.’

But trust us, she has a LOT more to say that's even more powerful than that. And if you can't wait, we've got a sneak peek for you below. Read on.

*WARNING: It is going to be hard, even painful, for many people to fathom that Will Smith - an actor who has achieved the greatest level of fame, admiration, and success imaginable - may have at one time in his evolution, been a complete a-hole.

Now, nearly two decades since NBC’s ‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ took the 22-year-old rapper from his radio-friendly songs long enough to start his walk on the road to stardom, former “Fresh Prince of Bel Air” cast member, Janet Hubert-Whitten, aka ‘Vivian Banks’ aka “The first Aunt Viv’” has broken her silence and authored the book, ‘PERFECTION IS NOT A SITCOM MOM.’

Oh, we can believe it. But it's a little late to be suing, Viv!!!

Chris Brown Is the Dumbest Defendant Ever

If you were a singer accused of beating your girlfriend to a pulp and your preliminary hearing were set for Monday ... would your next release be a song called "Smash"?

We thought not. Our readers have some damn sense. But apparently, Chris Brown is missing some significant portions of his medulla oblongata.

By the way ... Monday will be extremely interesting. Rihanna is set to take the stand and give the blow-by-blow.

That's right, RiRi. Point his ass out just like in the pic above. We doubt he will attack you in the courtroom.

Although, we cannot be too sure with this foolyun!

The big question -- will Chris Brown's lawyer, Mark Geragos, cross-examine Rihanna. As we reported, Rihanna was aggressive with Brown in the car, striking him repeatedly after seeing a text message on Brown's phone from another woman.

Lindsay Lohan: Keep A-Knockin', Crackwhore!

We here at Society/Sex can relate to Samantha Ronson's plight. We know what it's like to be stalked by crazy bitches at all times of night, being cornered in parking lots, etc.

Have we said too much?

This is a recent photo of Lindsay Lohan trying to re-connect with her honey bunny, but her former flame has moved on to cleaner, more sanitized pastures.

Is she in tears because she cannot get in or is she crying because she has nowhere else to go for a coke fix?

Keep on knocking, Lindsay.

That door is probably forever closed.

Much like her film career.

Adam Lambert Is Coming...

An album featuring Adam Lambert is coming out sooner than expected.

Songs from the “American Idol” runner-up will be released this summer by Hi Fi Recordings and Wilshire Records, beginning with the single “Want.”

John Hecker, CEO of Hi Fi Recordings, said the tracks were recorded in 2007 and 2008 before Lambert’s rise on the popular Fox singing competition. The album will be titled “On with the Show.”

The music has an audience, and it deserves to be heard. I think it’s great music. At the end of the day, from my perspective, we’re really helping Adam.”

Gisele: Knocked Up!

The supermodel of the world is pregnant. Somehow, we are not joyful.

Gisele Bündchen is expecting and "ecstatic,". She is due early next year.

Speculation has grown since pictures showing the supermodel in Brazil this week surfaced showing what seems to be a perceptible bump. Bündchen and New England Patriots quarterback husband Tom Brady were married twice this Spring — first in a ceremony in Los Angeles Feb. 26, then exchanging vows before friends in early April at Bündchen's Costa Rica home.

"Gisele will be an excellent mother," a source tells PEOPLE. "She's always wanted kids."

Josie Bissett: Fuck It! I Need a Check!

Josie Bisset is no fool either, but a check is a check is a check!

It is a recession, heauxz!

Bissett, who played Jane Andrews Mancini from 1992 to 1999 on the original Melrose Place, will reprise her role with a guest-starring appearance this fall on The CW's reboot of the classic soap, according to People. Laura Leighton and Thomas Calabro, who respectively played Jane's scheming sister Sydney and scheming husband Michael, previously signed on as part of the new cast.

Who is next? Vanessa Williams needs a check too.

No, the other Vanessa Williams.

Those Damn Kennedys!!!!

When we thought of the name for our blog, naturally The Kennedys came to mind...but not this way!

The half-brother of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis is under investigation in Oregon for allegations involving child pornography.

James Auchincloss is accused of possessing child pornography, though no charges have been filed. However, documents supporting the search warrants say a large number of graphic images of young boys have been seized.

In October, police searched the 62-year-old's home in Ashland, a college town on the California border. Affidavits supporting the search were leaked to the Ashland Daily Tidings earlier this month, and the newspaper shared them with The Associated Press.


Interestingly enough, we could not find any photos of James with other members of the Kenndy clan, which makes us suspect that those other members knew how fruity this bastard was zet did not report him.

The plot trickens...

Neve Campbell Is No Fool

Neve Campbell is no fool. Always refuse the first offer. It is a recession, so can we be mad at her for wanting a bigger check?

Campbell, who portrayed Sidney Prescott on the first three "Scream" films, reportedly has refused to get involved in the fourth installment of the thriller-mystery, "Scream 4". The rumors sparked as the screenwriter of the film, Kevin Williamson, recently wrote in his Twitter page, "Trying to figure out a Sid-less scenario. She won't do it. This sucks."

Campbell's tight schedule reportedly becomes the reason behind her refusal to be involved. She currently is starring in a new NBC TV series entitled "The Philanthropist" and working on lots of movie projects. The 35-year-old actress previously worked on "Relative Strangers" and "Closing the Ring".

Lots of projects? We have not seen this heaux in forever and a day but she is busy? What the fuck ever!

In related news, Courteney Cox and David Arquette reportedly were in negotiation to reprise their roles on the movie. Coming from the original producer of "Scream" Wes Craven, the film is scheduled to be released in U.S. theaters in 2010.

Throw some more money at her and watch her change her mind!

LeAnn Rimes: I'm Not Divorcing My Fey Husband

Looks like LeAnn is keeping her husband...and her dildo.

A rep for LeAnn Rimes has hit back at rumors that the singing powerhouse is heading for divorce court.

“Contrary to any tabloid rumor, LeAnn is not seeking a divorce,” the star’s rep said in a statement.

The statement comes on the heels of a report sent out by In Touch Weekly on Thursday, which claimed Rimes told husband Dean Sheremet she is ready to file for divorce and is hoping to be with Eddie Cibrian, with whom she starred in Lifetime movie “Northern Lights” in March.

Ginuwine: I Was Suicidal

R&B singer Ginuwine, after losing his father and mother, says he attempted to commit suicide more than once.

"After my father shot himself to death and my mother died from cancer less than a year later, I really didn't want to live anymore," Ginuwine tells Essence.

We're sure dwindling album sales did not help matters either.

According to the former "Pony" and "Differences" singer, life became emotionally and mentally unbearable to the point where ending it all seemed to be the only option.

"I didn't want to live and tried to commit suicide more than once. There was no one around that I really loved at the time, so I turned to the drinking and drugs like weed and ecstasy. I was done mentally and emotionally to the point that I had to go see a psychiatrist... in fact, the two times I visited him I was high," Ginuwine goes on to admit in the shocking Essence exclusive.

So please heauxz, listen up. What he is trying to say is, if you don't buy this new album, he may kill himself, forcing sluts worldwide to delve into necrophilia!

Morgan Freeman Is NAST-AY!!!!!

Our favorite actor...the voice of God for Christ's sake...is a pedophile.

Say it ain't so!!!!

National Enquirer is reporting that Morgan Freeman, 72, has had an affair for the past 10 years with his own 27-year-old step-granddaughter.

27 minus 10? For you sluts that cannot subtract, that is firmly in the clutches of R. Kelly territory.

The tabloid quotes an unnamed "source" who says their relationship began when she was a teen and not only contributed to his split from Myrna, his wife of 25 years, but also led to his breakup with his longtime mistress, former schoolteacher Mary Joyce Hays.

The woman in question, E'Dena Hines, is the granddaughter of Morgan's first wife, Jeanette Adair Bradshaw, and was raised by Morgan and Myrna "since she was a little girl," said the unnamed source, described by the Enquirer as a "close family insider."

So he touched her diapers, and now she is re-paying the favor by touching his Depends?

We are shocked!

"Myrna said E'Dena told her that when she was a teenager, she and Morgan went to dinner at a friend's house one evening. Both had been drinking, and when they returned home, Morgan attempted to have sex with her. They stopped just short of having intercourse, said the source.

"E'Dena explained to Myrna that she stopped Morgan from going any further."

We here at Society/Sex will never be able to watch another Morgan Freeman movie. This is going to hurt us more than you think.

*cry*

Women Looking for Their Barack

President Barack Obama's name has become shorthand for a black man with integrity, character and spirituality, one who loves and values his wife and makes his family a priority — in other words, the kind of man that many black women had despaired of finding.

Polls indicate probably every single woman she knows is looking for her "Barack."

The story is the same elsewhere among black women, who say the new code word for Prince Charming has become so commonplace that they have been asked "Have you found your Barack?" or told others "I'm looking for my Barack."

Obama's sex appeal hasn't hurt — what other president would get high marks in a swimsuit competition? But he has touched a nerve among black women in particular, who consider him an IBM (Ideal Black Man) — educated, eloquent, tall, attractive, family oriented, ambitious and down to earth.

Well, guess what, heauxz? He ain't in the ghetto. So get your game tight, enroll in some courses, get that GED or something.

Barack is waiting for you!!!

Jolie Causes Clinton To Collapse

Miss Jolie has some explaining to do. This is bordering on sextortion!

Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton fractured her right elbow during a fall Wednesday, her chief of staff said.

Clinton was on her way to the White House (dreaming of a tet-a-tet with Angie, no doubt) when she fell and injured her elbow, chief of staff Cheryl Mills said in a statement released late Wednesday.

Clinton was treated at The George Washington University Hospital, just a few blocks from State Department headquarters, before going home. She will undergo surgery to repair her elbow in the coming week, Mills said.

Clinton had been scheduled to join actress Angelina Jolie on Thursday morning at a Washington event marking World Refugee Day. That event has been removed from Clinton's public schedule.

There's our culprit!

How dare you, Ang? Does your steeltrap thundercat know no limits?!!

She at least owes Hillary a little candy striper action!

Chris Brown: Delaying the Inevitable

Jail is a-calling, but someone is hoping to get away with a massive beatdown...

Chris Brown's lawyer has asked the California Supreme Court to delay a key hearing in the singer's assault case, marking the second time his camp has submitted such a request.

Mark Geragos wants the state's high court to put off a preliminary hearing scheduled for Monday so that he can gain access to police personnel and investigative records, reports the Associated Press. At press time, no decision had been made.

It's the second attempt Geragos has made to delay Brown's preliminary hearing. An appeals court rejected his first motion to delay last week.

The 19-year-old R&B star faces felony assault and criminal threats charges for the alleged beating of his former girlfriend Rihanna. She was subpoenaed to testify and is expected to appear on Monday.

A judge will decide after Monday's hearing whether there is enough evidence for the case to proceed.

How much more evidence does one need?

We expect another Ri-o-ho sex tape to be unleaked in the interim.

Mark our words!

Usher: Hypnotized By Cougar Poon!

The National Enquirer has gotten involved with the Urshmeka divorce coverage.

'Urshmeka'? Scrumptiously ghetto and we here at Socety/Sex loves it!

The tabloid is reporting that another woman was behind Usher's split from Tameka Foster and ultimately caused the couple to separate in July, five months before their second son was born.

The other woman, according to the Enquirer, is said to be 42-year-old Def Jam Records executive Grace Miguel, who is 12 years his senior.

"There were rumors all year that Usher was going to file for divorce. But it was only when he fell for Grace that he took action," a source tells the tabloid. "Usher couldn't resist her - and they've been seeing each other regularly on the West Coast."

The singer is also alleged to have refused Foster's attempts at a reconciliation because he is so taken by Miguel.

"Tameka made a last-ditch attempt to save the marriage. But the relationship has been over since Usher met Grace," the insider adds.

Usher is seeking joint custody of his two sons with 38-year-old Foster, Usher Raymond V, 18 months, and Naviyd, six months.

So Usher is into sour titty ball milk?

Who knew?!

Cougars, get it!!

Beyonce: The B Is For 'Bootleg'

Because only 'B' can bootleg her own shit.

Beyonce has filed a federal lawsuit in hopes of stopping counterfeiters from selling fake merchandise outside of her concerts, reports TMZ.com.

The lawsuit, filed Wednesday in New York, alleges that a group of people have sold knock-off CDs and merchandise in "the vicinity" of past concerts she's performed around the world.

Isn't Beyonce buying yak hair 'in the vicinity' of her own shows? We suspect so!

Beyonce believes the piracy is bound to happen again -- specifically at her upcoming concerts at Madison Square Garden on June 21 and 22 -- so she's asking the court to deem it illegal before the bootlegged merchandise hits the streets.

We're not mad at her. But she should sue herself for sampling every past hit from the last two decades.

Lindsay Lohan is a Thieving Ho!

Dior earrings and a necklace estimated to be worth $400,000 have gone missing after Lindsay Lohan wore them for an Elle U.K. photo shoot.

This case should already be closed. Anyone with eyesight can see that Hohan is back on the smack/crack and thieving it up!

Someone call security!


Police confirm to People that the jewels were reported as missing on June 8, two days after Lohan posed in them. A spokeswoman for the magazine released a statement saying, "Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make."

translation: "we cannot prosecute this strawberry snortcake until we have more evidence"

Lohan's rep tells the magazine, "We inquired and everyone from the shoot is being questioned. Hair, make up, stylist...even photographers. Lindsay hopes they find the jewels. She is happy to cooperate."

We'd suggest that the police look up in that dirty hole of hers.

Yes, all of them.

Christina Milian Handles The Economy & Finds True Calling

Part-time singer/full-time ho Christina Milian has no problem with strip clubs but she does have a pet peeve about men in the clubs.

"Only thing I don’t like about strip clubs is the guys will pay the women to give me lap dances because they want to see them dance for me, Milian tells Maxim.

"The strippers will come over and say, “That guy said he’ll give me $100 if I give you a lap dance.” I’m like, “Hey, can we at least split the money?”

Milian, baring lingerie and other revealing apparel in the July issue of Maxim, even admits to bringing the strip club home to her boyfriend -- sort of...

"I try a little bit of everything. I’m all about keeping the excitement in the relationship. That’s why I sing songs like “Dip It Low.” When I’m with somebody, I like to keep it exciting."

Welove it when stars find their true calling. However long it may take.

Are you reading this, Megan Fox?!

Eddie's Ex-Wife Is A Glutton For Punishment...

We know what some of you are thinking:

Trannies are taking all the available men in Hollywood. Stop hatin' and read further....


Retired NFL star Michael Strahan has quietly been engaged to Eddie Murphy's ex-wife/beard Nicole since May 22, which was also the day that his upcoming TV show, "Brothers," was picked up by FOX.



While the two were on a beach in the Bahamas, Strahan, 37, got down on bended knee and handed her a canary yellow and white diamond ring.

"I have a great relationship and she's a great dude, er girl," says Strahan, who is a father of four. "I don't like to talk much about my private life, but I'm really happy."

Murphy, who has five children with her ex, wouldn't comment about the plans for her future with Strahan. But he says that though they've talked about it, "There aren't any plans for kids… We've got nine between us already."

How these trannies are delivering is truly beyond us. Someone needs to look into this for us!

Sticky Fingaz & Black Russian Roulette

We file this one under "moments of ignunce"...


Sticky Fingaz has released a statement explaining how he accidentally shot his friend and fellow rapper Luce Cannon, leaving him with a shattered shin bone.

Last week, the rapper/actor said he was displaying his baby Desert Eagle weapon to Luce when the gun accidentally fired, lodging a bullet into Luce’s leg. The injured MC underwent emergency surgery, but the cap is still lodged in his leg.

Sticky revealed that he is still on good terms with Luce, who at press time is seeking a second medical opinion on his recovery, reports Allhiphop.com.

“This incident was unfortunate, but could have been much worse,” Sticky said. “I’m just happy Luce is recovering and in good condition.”

With friends like this, you won't have enemies...

Cuz you will be DEAD!

Kelis: Heaux Up or Blow Up!

R&B singer Kelis recently filed for divorce from rapper Nas, despite being seven months pregnant. So what could cause an expectant mother to give up on the picture perfect family?

Turns out more than just crazy pregnancy hormones are to blame for this split. A sex tape featuring Kelis and another rapper is responsible for the couple's marital troubles. Though filmed prior to their marriage, it seems Nas’ macho feelings were hurt.

And now, Kelis is angling for more money from her babydaddy. WTF?

We here at Society/Sex are sick and tired of these so-called "baller bitches" proclaiming to anyone that will buy the CD/book/DVD that their taint and titty balls are drenched in gold...

Then when their man or insignificant other leaves their asses, they transform into what they really were from JUMP...

a pathetic, gold-diggin' trick-a-lick!

I love you, Kelis, but now is the time to shake your tail feather and spread your heaux wings!


In other words?

Shut the fuck up!, shake what yo mama gave you (or plastic surgeons did), take that
curdled milk to the corner and see who tries to lap it up.

It's a recession, bitch!

Get your A-game going!

Heaux up or blow up!

Scott Storch Did WHAT?!

File this one under dumbass of the day!

It almost seems impossible, but it's tragically true. Scott Storch squandered $30 million. Not only that, he did it in less than six months.

That's alot of lines, crack, and Boone's!

"[It was] unlike anything I've ever seen in my entire life," the producer's manager, Derek Jackson, told MTV News of his friend of almost two decade's monumental fall. "Historical! It was historical without question."

Historically stupid!

Storch's decline started in 2006, which was arguably his most successful year creatively and definitely his most fruitful year financially. He was one of the top producers in the business, having worked on hits by Beyoncé, 50 Cent, the Game, T.I., Chris Brown, Christina Aguilera, Dr. Dre, Nas, Snoop Dogg, Pink and many others. He had a long way to fall.

Storch's drug was cocaine. The abuse of the narcotic almost cost him his career — and his life. Earlier this year, he was arrested for grand theft auto for allegedly failing to return a Bentley he'd leased in 2006. And last year, Storch hit legal trouble after reportedly falling behind on both his child-support payments and his property taxes.

Learn this leson, heauxz: If you cannot afford the white lines, classy clubs etc...?

Stick to Budweiser and crack like the rest of the hoodrats!!

Ri-ho-ho Is Losing Dough Dough!

A video purported to be a sex tape featuring embattled singer Rihanna was leaked over the weekend. But, is the tape the real deal ?

For months there have been rumors linking Rihanna and Chris Brown to an alleged sex tape and photographs taken at the peak of their relationship. In May part of that rumor became a reality when 'alleged' nude photographs of Rihanna leaked on the net to be viewed by millions.

Over the weekend a tape, taken in poor lighting, hit the net with a note stating that additional footage would be released June 22 -- the date of Chris Brown's scheduled hearing in Los Angeles on felony assault charges. According to fans of explicit video pornography the nearly 30 sec. video purported to be Rihanna is a fake. In fact, some believe the video is from a tape recorded by porn star Lavish Styles who bears striking resemblance to Rihanna.

The alleged sex tape comes just weeks after Rihanna allegedly lost a nearly guaranteed spread in Vogue magazine.

Sources close to the deal told Star! Magazine that Vogue Editor In Chief Anna Wintour had given Rihanna the indication that the spread was guaranteed but once the 'alleged' nude photographs appeared online Wintour backed out.

According to the same source, "Anna hasn't returned any of her calls. Rihanna's so upset. She hopes the people at Vogue change their minds."

Anna isn't changing her mind. This is what happens when you do a personal spread.

Beware, heauxz!

Michelle Obama Is Not Gonna Like This

A prominent South Carolina Republican deleted his Facebook page Sunday after being caught likening the First Lady to an escaped gorilla.

Commenting on a report posted to Facebook about a gorilla escape at a zoo in Columbia, S.C., Friday, veteran GOP activist Rusty DePass wrote, "I'm sure it's just one of Michelle's ancestors - probably harmless."

Busted by South Carolina political blogger Will Folks on his FITNEWS blog, DePass told WIS-TV in Columbia, "I am as sorry as I can be if I offended anyone. The comment was clearly in jest," reports the New York Daily News.

Then he added, "The comment was hers, not mine," claiming Michelle Obama made a recent remark about humans descending from apes. The Daily News said it could find no such comment.

We here at Society/Sex could go on and on about our former croyy-eyed first lady, the other one that looks like Mother Nature, and the other loon, but we shal refrain.

In related news, Sasha and Malia have joined the NRA.

Negress Distress: Read This Drama!!!

For the past week, rumor has it that actress Lauren London and rapper Lil Wayne are expecting, as well as Lil Wayne and R&B singer Nivea.

None of the three camps have come out to officially confirm or deny the reports.

Yes, we know. This is like any other day in the ghetto, but these are actually people with a dime to their name, so we carry on...


Among the blog chatter claims: Lauren and Wayne weren’t happy about the pregnancy initially, but they “have accepted it and chosen to raise the baby together.” Everyone’s all smiles now and very excited about the new baby. Lauren says that she’s “not worried about the pregnancy affecting her career,” and doesn’t really care about what people think. She’s stayed very positive throughout this entire time. Lauren and Lil Wayne have decided not to live together or continue with their five year “on again, off again” relationship at this time.

But wait, heauxz. The plot gets thicker than Beyonce's weave...


As for Nivea, rumor has it that not only did Lil Wayne get her pregnant, but he's also about to put a ring on her finger. The two were previously engaged, but broke things off in 2003. She went on to marry hip hop producer The Dream, with whom she had three children. They divorced last year.

First of all, Nivea's mama should be slapped for naming her after skin care products.
Secondly, there is not enough money in the world for us to even want to sit next to Lil' Wayne, but procreate with that ewok? That takes skills we are not capable of.

Third? When these babies pop out, Society/Sex wants to verify they're human!!!

Below is footage of this troll. Imagine lying down with that and not throwing up. Ain't enough cash in the world! We pray your laptop survives this visual fuckery.

R.Kelly In Motherland!

Didn't Oprah's school for girls just survive a molestation scandal? They'd better lock up in the coming days, bceause the man that loves to feel on your booty if you're under 18 is hitting up Africa.

R. Kelly is scheduled to perform for the first time in Africa this week as part of his involvement with the ARISE African Fashion Awards, which will take place June 20 in Johannesburg, South Africa.

His concert will serve as a close out to Africa Fashion Week, as well as the launch of a multi-city tour that will roll through South Africa, Nigeria, and London.

"I'm very excited about my first visit to Africa, I've dreamed about this for a long time and it’s finally here,” Kelly said in a statement. “It will be one of the highlights of not only my career but my life. I can’t wait to perform in front of my fans in Africa – who have been some of the best in the world."

Of course he would go to Africa, where he can feel on 75 booties for less than 15 cents a day.

Lock the doors, Africans!!!

Lady Gaga Presents The Latest In Hooker Fashion

We here at Society/Sex would never deny our readers the latest in fashion, no matter how skanky it may seem, so without further adieu, beHOld, the debut of some of the sluttiest pants of the season.

Quite frankly, we'd like a pair.

Make that two.

Sarah Palin vs. David Letterman: It's War!

Ain't nothing fresher than a little Palin in your cup, right?!

Well, now the governor of that state with 5 people in it fighting mad. Watch out, Dave. This heaux packs heat!


"The Palins have no intention of providing a ratings boost for David Letterman by appearing on his show," Palin family spokeswoman Meg Stapleton says. "Plus, it would be wise to keep Willow away from David Letterman."

This week, Letterman made the Palins the butt of several questionable jokes on CBS's Late Show after they visited New York and took in a Yankees game with their 14-year-old daughter, Willow.

In comments that have rallied Palin supporters to collective outrage (and were quickly converted into a fund-raising appeal by the "Team Sarah" Web site), Letterman cracked that the Republican governor had a "slutty flight attendant look," and that the worst part of the family's trip was "keeping Eliot Spitzer away from her daughter."

About their visit to Yankee Stadium, Letterman joked: "During the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."

Well, what's wrong with this joke? Everyone knows the Palin children are always fuckin' in the forests!

Joy Behar Gets Her Own Show & It's About Fuckin' Time!!!

We had to sit through turte-faced, gastric-bypassed, lying bitches, Greek idiots, etc, but finally FINALLY the real star of 'The View' has her own goddamn show!

In her desire for a "lively, fun and interesting show," Joy Behar hopes her just-announced primetime HLN cable program this fall will attract the likes of "George Clooney and John McCain," the View cohost says.

"George has something to say other than 'Go see my new movie,' " says Behar, 65. "That's what I'm aiming for. I'd love to have Bill Maher, Jay Leno, people who have things to say besides trying to get a laugh."

Behar knows the territory well. "I sat in for Larry King a few weeks ago and had Denis Leary and Steve Harvey on. Both of them had great things to say about politics and relationships. They had something to say and they were funny," she says.

Nor would she draw any lines – political or otherwise – when it comes to inviting guests on to what, for now, is being called The Joy Behar Show.


As for extending an invitation to morning deskmates Whoopi Goldberg, Barbara Walters, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd, "Absolutely, I would love them on, one at a time, to say things that they may have not had a chance to say on The View," says Behar, who plans to keep the tone "lighthearted. I'm not an angry person. I want it to be funny. I'm a comic too!"

Please, no more Haselcrack. One hour of her is enough a day as it is!

Shania Twain To Fans: "I'm Fine, Bitches!"

We here at Society/Sex had almost forgot about one of or favorite country heauxz. She's been in hiding!

It's been over a year since country star Shania Twain, who split from her husband producer Robert "Mutt" Lange in May 2008 following his affair with her best friend, Marie-Anne Thiébaud, 38, a longtime secretary and manager of the couple's chateau in Switzerland.

Is that not fucked up or what. Not only are you paying the help. The help is helping themselves to your man!

And she's telling fans she's doing just fine.

"I'm managing very well, in fact," writes Twain in a letter to her fan club on her Web site. "I'm enjoying my child, friends and family like I haven't in years, and it's great . . . I've been experiencing and seeing new things every day, living life with a different and more optimistic attitude."

The singer's last public appearances included her triumphant return to the CMA Awards in November and a Manhattan shopping spree and a fun-filled Florida vacation in December with Thiebaud's ex-husband, Frédéric Thiébaud, 39.

What's with these celebrities swapping out? Spread the germs and gems around for us commonfolk!

Miley Cyrus "Re-Directed" By Disney

Disney has learned alot over the years. How many millions, possibly BILLIONS...has the company lost when its young stars turned into full-fledged sluts?

The leash on Ms. Cyrus has been tightened...

Less than a week after Miley Cyrus called it quits with Justin Gaston, the pop star admits that she has "reconnected" with ex-boyfriend, Nick Jonas.

"Reconnected" means that Disney made her do away with her older man because he was fucking with her lovely fanbase, which keeps her and her Daddy in the lap of luxury, and insisted that she stick to sticking boys around her own age.

You can do it, Miley! You have years ahead of you to skank it up!

"He's my best friend, and we still hang out all the time, and we've definitely reconnected," the Hannah Montana star lied to radio station 107.5 The River in Tennessee on Friday. "We don't know what's going to happen in the future, but right now we're just kicking it and hanging out as much as we can."

The pair, both 16, were spotted on June 9, jet-skiing together on Tybee Island, where Cyrus is filming her new movie The Last Song. "They looked like they were having a blast," says an insider.

As soon as she turns 18, watch the chaos really begin. Count your pennies, Disney. This ho is about to blow!

Divorce Court: Usher Fleeing Peen?

The superstar performer and his wife have not filed for divorced. At least not yet.

The hub bub started yesterday when celebrity magazine In Touch, quoting anonymous sources, reported that the couple, after two years of marriage, had filed divorce papers in Fulton County Superior Court Thursday morning. However, after a check of court records, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution says no such filing was found.

The magazine claims the couple has been living apart for the past year, but finally decided to file papers Thursday morning in Atlanta. Usher and Tameka have two kids together: Usher Raymond V, 18 months, and Naviyd, six months.


The first question we had was: how do trannies have babies? First her, then Kimora!


Secondly, how much money is she gonna steal from him?!

Hugh Hefner Got Played

We here at Society/Sex know a saltine after black peen when we see one, and we were right again.

There's going to be a baby next door. Kendra Wilkinson and her fiancé, NFL star Hank Baskett are going to become parents, she has confirmed.

The Girls Next Door E! reality star says, "Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans."

In February, Wilkinson, 23, told PEOPLE: "We always talk about [having kids]. He wants kids so [badly], and I do, too."

Wilkinson even went so far as to tell PEOPLE that she and Baskett, a wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles, were already working on names.


Get those stripper names ready.

A ho begat a ho!!