Friday, June 19, 2009

Morgan Freeman Is NAST-AY!!!!!



Our favorite actor...the voice of God for Christ's sake...is a pedophile.

Say it ain't so!!!!

National Enquirer is reporting that Morgan Freeman, 72, has had an affair for the past 10 years with his own 27-year-old step-granddaughter.

27 minus 10? For you sluts that cannot subtract, that is firmly in the clutches of R. Kelly territory.

The tabloid quotes an unnamed "source" who says their relationship began when she was a teen and not only contributed to his split from Myrna, his wife of 25 years, but also led to his breakup with his longtime mistress, former schoolteacher Mary Joyce Hays.

The woman in question, E'Dena Hines, is the granddaughter of Morgan's first wife, Jeanette Adair Bradshaw, and was raised by Morgan and Myrna "since she was a little girl," said the unnamed source, described by the Enquirer as a "close family insider."

So he touched her diapers, and now she is re-paying the favor by touching his Depends?

We are shocked!

"Myrna said E'Dena told her that when she was a teenager, she and Morgan went to dinner at a friend's house one evening. Both had been drinking, and when they returned home, Morgan attempted to have sex with her. They stopped just short of having intercourse, said the source.

"E'Dena explained to Myrna that she stopped Morgan from going any further."

We here at Society/Sex will never be able to watch another Morgan Freeman movie. This is going to hurt us more than you think.

*cry*

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