Naomi Vs. Tyra?

Is Naomi the Next Tyra?

Attention aspiring models/abusive women/cell phone aficionados across the pond!

Supermodel (and train wreck) Naomi Campbell is in talks to host a British version of America’s Next Top Model.

“Naomi has been approached with an offer, which we are talking are...discussing... but nothing is set in stone yet,” Campbell’s spokesperson told the Daily Mail. If Campbell does sign on for the show, she'll give the reigning supermodel-turned-model scout, Tyra Banks, some competition—now that’s a runway walk-off we’d like to watch!

We'd love love love to see this.

Just think of sweeps when Naomi snatches off her wig, grabs her cell phone, and beats down an aspiring model?

Sign us the fuck UP!

Victoria Principal Is Headed to Space

Former Dallas star Victoria Principal has signed up to take a ride in the world's first commercial passenger spacecraft, the VSS Enterprise, which was unveiled Monday in the Mojave Desert by space pioneers Sir Richard Branson and Burt Rutan.

"Going into space fulfills many desires I have of seeing the planet, going fast, going someplace very few people have been – and hopefully coming back down!" Principal tells PEOPLE.

The actress, who is also a skin-care magnate and an amateur race car driver, says space travel has always been her fantasy.

She forgot to mention that in space your face stops moving. Anything to maintain that plastic surgery!

Nic Cage Is Gonna Be Broker Than Broke

Nicolas Cage's financial and legal nightmare continues to grow.

He should have stay married to that first piece and not left her for Mulan's stunt double.

Christina Fulton, mother of Cage's eldest child Weston, 18, is suing the actor for fraud and breach of contract, alleging she's been caught in the web of his financial mismanagement and is now more than $1.2 million in debt herself, Los Angeles court papers show.

Cage stated in an October lawsuit he faces financial ruin after allegedly being duped by a former accountant, Samuel Levin. The actor currently owes $6.3 million in back taxes, recently defaulted on a $2 million loan, and has begun a massive sell-off of homes, cars, yachts and other possessions to recoup his losses.

Jay-Z & The Big 4-0!

The music mogul celebrated his 40th birthday in style last week – thanks to his wife, Beyoncé.

The Grammy-nominated singer planned a star-studded surprise party for her hubby and invited 50 of his closest pals, including Diddy, Kate Hudson, A-Rod, Kanye West and Alicia Keys.

DJ Cassidy spun tunes at the bash held at the Casa de Campo resort in the Dominican Republic. The party, which had a 1940s theme, included a fireworks show and two dance floors.

At the fete, Jay-Z and Keys sang an impromptu version of their hit song, "Empire State of Mind," and West gave a toast to his friend, the birthday boy.

Pocahantas Is Getting Paid!!!

How can I prove I'm Indian? Make it rain!!!?

Thousands of American Indians would receive as much as $1,000 each if they accept a proposed $1.4 billion to settle a class-action lawsuit over government mismanagement of tribal lands.

The suit, filed in 1996, accused the U.S. Department of the Interior of failing to account for and provide revenue from a trust fund representing the value of Indian assets managed by the government.

As part of the settlement, the federal government would agree to establish a $2 billion program to buy small fractions of land to help sellers obtain value from ancestral property, which then would be held by tribal governments.

The missing funds at the center of the class-action case involve what are called Individual Indian Money accounts, which are supposed to represent the property of individual American Indians. The accounts are held by the United States as trustee.

The lawsuit had accused the government of failing to account for the money, failing to make proper payments, and converting tribal money for the government's own use.

A federal judge must approve the plan, and Congress would have to enact a bill to implement it.

Sade is Back!!!

Finally, real music has returned to the radio...

Sade will debut a brand new single online today!

The title cut from the anticipated album "Soldier of Love," Sade's new single is set to arrive at sade.com at 7am EST Tuesday, December 8.

"Soldier Of Love" which Sade co-produced with Mike Pela, was written by Sade along with longtime collaborators Andrew Hale, Stuart Matthewman and Paul Spencer Denman.

The track, featuring a pulsating and anthemic drum beat along with haunting vocals that Sade is known for, is also set to debut at radio December 8th and will kick off the countdown for "Soldier of Love".

Recorded in England and set for release worldwide on February 8(th), "Soldier of Love" marks Sade's first studio album since the multi-platinum release of Lovers Rock in 2000.

Hear it below...

Pee-Wee Herman is Back. Check Your Local Porn Shop

The Pee-Wee Herman Show is back. Paul Reubens, who created Pee-Wee and played him on stage, TV and film between 1980 and 1991, is bringing his goofy-geeky man-child to the Los Angeles stage for a limited live-performance run at Club Nokia next month. “It’s going to be really, really good! I swear!” Reubens said, wearing Pee-Wee’s signature gray suit and bow tie, at a press conference today.

The full-scale stage performance, produced by Tony Award-winner Scott Sanders (Elaine Stritch: At Liberty) and directed by Alex Timbers (Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson) will revive the character Reubens first brought to life on stage in a comedy act and then spun into HBO’s The Pee-wee Herman Show in 1980. That show gave rise to two feature films, Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure (1985) and Big Top Pee-Wee (1988), and the CBS children’s program, Pee-Wee’s Playhouse (1986-1991).

After Reubens’ arrest in 1991 for indecent exposure and the subsequent media frenzy, CBS pulled Pee-Wee’s Playhouse off the air. Over the years, Reubens has tried to resurrect the character and the show. In fact, this production is the first step in his dream of a full-scale Pee-Wee comeback. “I want to make a big, giant, epic adventure movie based on Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, ” Reubens said. “This [stage] show is what I did originally to have a career, so why not [do it again]?”

Beyonce: PLEASE Take a Vacation!

Because God knows the world needs a break from her and her lacefronts!!!


The 'Sasha Fierce' reign is coming to a close according to ten-time Grammy nominated diva Beyonce.

According to the "Video Phone" singer, a break has been penciled into her calendar that includes traveling, art classes and walking the streets -- alone.

We always knew she had a another side job. Does Hova know about this?!


"I usually know what I'm going to do within a year. I have the next year planned out. But for the first time ever, after a couple of dates in February and a couple of award shows, I promised myself that it's time to smell the roses," Beyonce told the Daily Star. "I'm going to take - hopefully - a couple of months off. I'm not going to plan anything."

While Beyonce is all about taking some time off, she won't be going too far. According to Daily Star, the diva plans to spend much of that time on the streets of New York.

"I'll perhaps take some art classes, I'll visit some museums and I'll check out some shows on Broadway," says Beyonce. "I'd like to travel somewhere - maybe back to Egypt - without anyone, without any security, and focus on things I've always wanted to do myself."

As previously reported on Singersroom, Beyonce told fans she would see them in 2010 with a new album last month.

We say a DECADE off!

Serena Fined Big Time

APparently, the US Open fines by the pound.

Serena Williams was fined a record $82,500 for her U.S. Open outburst against a lineswoman and could be suspended from the annual New York event if she has another "major offense" at any Grand Slam in the next two years.

Monday's ruling from Grand Slam administrator Bill Babcock said Williams faces a "probationary period" at tennis' four major championships in 2010 and 2011. If she has another "major offense" at a Grand Slam tournament in that time, the fine would increase to $175,000 and she would be barred from the following U.S. Open.

"But if she does not have another offense in the next two years, the suspension is lifted," Babcock told the Associated Press.

He said Williams must pay $82,500 right now, already nearly double the previous highest fine for a Grand Slam offense — about $48,000 Jeff Tarango was docked in the 1990s.

Williams cursed out a lineswoman after a foot-fault call at the end of her semifinal loss to eventual champion Kim Clijsters at the U.S. Open in September. The outburst drew a $10,000 fine from the U.S. Tennis Association in September — the maximum onsite penalty a tennis player can face. But because it happened at a Grand Slam tournament, Babcock was charged with investigating whether further punishment was merited.

He concluded that Williams violated the "major offense" rule for "aggravated behavior." The Grand Slam committee — with one representative from each of the sport's four major championships — approved his decision Saturday.

They're just jealous because no one else in tennis has ass for days and days like Serena.

Haters!

Mariah Carey Is A Serious Actress!

MC should get an Oscar just for daring to look raggedy on screen!

Yes, heauxz, try not to laugh...


For her role in the critically-acclaimed film "Precious," Mariah Carey will receive a Best Supporting Actress award at the 14th annual Capri-Hollywood Film Festival" in Italy, reports Variety.

The movie, directed by Lee Daniels, will also have its Italian premiere at the fest, which runs Dec. 27- Jan. 2 with its awards presented on Dec. 28.

Carey joins such past Supporting Actor Award recipients as Dennis Hopper ("Elegy"), Amy Ryan ("Gone Baby Gone"), Rinko Kikuci ("Babel") and Matt Dillon ("Crash").

Last month, it was announced that Carey will receive the Breakthrough Award at the 21st Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards gala on Jan. 5.

We loved Glitter and consider it a cinematic masterpiece.

Don't tell nobody!

Justin Timberlake Is About Six Years Too Late

As far as we are concerned, Justin Timberlake should have said this the day after the incident, so it is moot, but...

Justin Timberlake apparently has regrets over his treatment of Janet Jackson in the wake of their 2004 Super Bowl debacle.

At the end of the duo's half time performance, JT ripped open her jacket to reveal Jackson's naked breast. Jackson called it a "wardrobe malfunction" at the time. Nevertheless, the brief nipple flash was seen by an estimated 140 million viewers of the CBS event.

Timberlake said at the time that he had no idea that Jackson was topless and quickly distanced himself from Nipplegate.

Nearly six years later, the 28-year-old tells Entertainment Weekly that he regrets the way that he handled the situation.

"I wish I had supported Janet more. I am not sorry I apologized, but I wish I had been there more for Janet," he said.

Um, yeah, right.

We're not buying it. How convenient that he offers this little nugget when MJ is dead, Janet is the new leader of the clan and she has a new album coming out>

Did Janet make him do this or did he do it on his own? Her career has been in mini-shambles since her breast flap.

Things that make you go hmmm.

It was just a titty, America, Dayum!

The Cheetah Chronicles: And Here We Thought Eight Was Enough...

The Cheetah Chronicles Continue...

When did he find time to play golf?!

I guess there is no such thing as hole in one anymore...


It seemd that one person has had enough of Tiger's fuckery. Elin Nordegren has moved out of their $2.6 million Windermere (Florida) home. Sources say she is living nearby in another house.

We here at Society Sex say fuck that, Elin. You make him move!

*Now, back to the mistresses. At press time, the amount of women rumored to have had affairs with Tiger had grown to nine, according to a British tabloid, TMZ.com, and New York's Post and Daily News publications.

One is rumored to be Holly Sampson, described by People as "a porn star with titles like 'Cheating Housewives 6' and 'OMG, Stop Tickling Me' to her name." She has yet to confirm or deny the rumors, according to Britain's Sun tabloid. That's because porn stars stay true to the game and know when to keep their holes closed. Unlike these other eight skanklettes

The Sun also claims that Woods dated an unidentified British television hostess who's now married but was single during their relationship.

The third woman – again, according to the Sun- is an unidentified wealthy older woman who supposedly hooked up with him in his office. They reportedly met at the Blue Martini bar in Orlando, a location mentioned in accounts of his other alleged affairs. In fact, TMZ.com reported that the Orlando nightclub 23 has nicknamed a private VIP area "The Tiger's Room" for him because he's such a frequent guest.

The aforementioned trio joins previously alleged mistresses Rachel Uchitel (NY club hostess), Jaimee Grubbs (San Diego cocktail waitress); Kalika Moquin (Las Vegas nightclub marketing manager); Jamie Junger (Las Vegas cocktail waitress); Mindy Lawton (Orlando waitress near Woods's home) and Cori Rist (random woman at Manhattan club Butter).

Elin, girl?

Get half, then get out!

LeAnn Flees Marriage for Peen!

It's over for LeAnn Rimes and husband Dean Sheremet.

"After much thoughtful mutual consideration, Deane and I have agreed to move forward with dissolving our marriage," the country star says on her Web site.

"This decision was amicable and we remain committed and caring friends with great admiration for one another. Thank you for your continued love and support."

Rimes, who turned 27 Friday, married Sheremet in 2002 when she was 19 and he was 21. They separated amid allegations of her affair with actor Eddie Cibrian.

LeAnn and Eddie met while filming Lifetime movie Northern Lights last fall. Cibrian, meanwhile, filed for divorce from wife Brandi Glanville last week.


once in a while comes along a situation
little country girl needs inspiration
every starlet gets that wicked push
i married for peen
he didn't crave my

nutbush

city limits got me in a daze
playing with dildoes
got my poon all in a craze

pimped out before puberty
this is what my parents
done dun' to me
latched on to the first man I'd see

I met this friend
I thought would understand
we were after the same thing
a well-hung man

feel my woe
I'm a country, cock-hungry
big-teefs
squinty-eyed ho

I smell a Cuntry Music Award. Where's my check!!!!?

Whitney Is Back! Hide The Pipe!!

First Britney, now, Whitney. Crackheads are making a comeback!

With today's release of her first studio album in seven years, Whitney Houston is gearing up to sell the heck out of it with a string of broadcast and print appearances in the coming weeks.

The 46-year-old pop sensation will promote "I Look to You" with an appearance on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" that will air on Sept. 14. Next Tuesday, she'll tape a performance in New York's Central Park for ABC's "Good Morning America."

And according to Reuters, several magazine cover stories are in the works, including the next issue of Ebony. A tour may also be on the horizon for next year.

Industry sources expect the Arista album will sell between 300,000 and 400,000 copies across the United States during its first week, easily taking the No. 1 spot during a late-summer slump. Such a start would outpace first-week tallies for recent releases by Kelly Clarkson (255,000) and Madonna (280,000) but fall short of those for Mariah Carey (463,000), Beyonce (482,000) and Britney Spears (505,000).

Below is the first track off her new album. We likes:

MJ Was a Pothead!!!!

People magazine is reporting that marijuana was found along with numerous empty drug bottles during a police search of Michael Jackson's rented home shortly following his death, according to search warrants unsealed on Thursday.

Two bags of marijuana, a bottle of temazepam (used to treat sleeplessness), empty bottles of the sedatives lorzaepam and diazepam were discovered during the search, reports People.com. They also found four other empty pill bottles with no indication as to what may have been in them.

The warrant also says that, on the day of Jackson's death, as investigators were at the house, "family members of the decedent notified Los Angeles County Coroner's Assistant Chief Ed Winter that they had located a quantity of tar heroin in [Jackson's] bedroom on the second floor of the residence. Winter notified LAPD detectives of the found evidence." There is no mention in the warrant if the evidence really turned out to be heroin.

With these daily leaks of more drug use, we are surprised Amy Winehouse never knocked on MJ's door!

Naomi Has a Bone to Pick

And probably a cell phone to throw too...

Naomi Campbell is accusing the advertising business of using the recession as an excuse to avoid using black models to sell their products.

"This year, we have gone back all the way that we had advanced," she says, according to UK's Telegraph newspaper. "I don't see any black woman, or of any other race, in big advertising campaigns."

Campbell, who was born in London to a mother of Caribbean descent, refers to the publication last year of a special edition of Italian Vogue dedicated to non-white models.

"That made some noise, but, unfortunately, we are the same as before," she says. "People, in the panic of the recession, don't dare to put a girl of color in their campaign, full stop. Nor of any other race. It's a shame. It's very sad."

No comment on addressing whether designers are afraid to hire Ms. Campbell, who has a history of beating staff and snorting up anything not glued to the coffee tables.

Walter Cronkite, R.I.P.

Walter Cronkite, the premier TV anchorman of the U.S. networks’ golden age who reported a tumultuous time with reassuring authority and came to be called “the most trusted man in America,” died Friday. He was 92.

Cronkite’s longtime chief of staff, Marlene Adler, said Cronkite died at 7:42 p.m. at his Manhattan home surrounded by family. She said the cause of death was cerebral vascular disease.

Adler said, “I have to go now” before breaking down into what sounded like a sob. She said she had no further comment.

Cronkite was the face of the “CBS Evening News” from 1962 to 1981, when stories ranged from the assassinations of President John F. Kennedy and the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. to racial and anti-war riots, Watergate and the Iranian hostage crisis.

It was Cronkite who read the bulletins coming from Dallas when Kennedy was shot Nov. 22, 1963, interrupting a live CBS-TV broadcast of the soap opera “As the World Turns.”

He died just three days before the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, another earthshaking moment of history linked inexorably with his reporting.

Paul McCartney Is Cheap!

Paul McCartney speaks about his rift with the late Michael Jackson on tonight's broadcast of "The Late Show with David Letterman."
Taped earlier today at The Ed Sullivan Theater – where the Beatles made their American debut in 1964 to launch the "British Invasion" – McCartney explained that he and Jackson "fell apart" over the Beatles catalog, which the King of Pop snagged only after McCartney told him that he planned on purchasing it himself.


The year was 1985. Jackson and McCartney had just recorded two songs together, "The Girl is Mine" for Michael's "Thriller" album and "Say Say Say" for Paul's "Tug of War." Jackson, one day, asked the Beatles singer to explain the value of artists owning their own music publishing rights.


In the tutorial, McCartney mentioned he was planning to buy rights to the Beatles music at an upcoming auction. McCartney said Jackson commented that he would buy the rights first. McCartney laughed it off as a joke.


Cut to the auction, where McCartney found out that his buddy paid $47.5 million to outbid him for the catalog. Adding insult to injury, the moonwalker then turned around a few years later and sold the rights to Sony for $95 million.


According to McCartney, Jackson informed him, "That's just business, Paul."


"We've never kind of got to it, and I thought 'hmmm,' so we kind of drifted apart," the 66-year-old told Letterman, but then added that "there was no big bustup."


He then said Jackson "was a lovely man, massively talented, and we miss him."

Well, what else can he say? Other parts of that time McCartney did not mention was how cheap he was when it came to the sale. Even Yoko wanted to pay more.

And then he let a peg-legged ho hop off with even more?

Tsk tsk tsk, Paul!

Blow Up of the Day!

We hope the bride to be that never was at least kept all the receipts for the various arrangements, considering the price tag.

San Antonio Spurs star Richard Jefferson left his bride hanging last Saturday, stopping cold a posh Manhattan wedding that reportedly cost $2 million to prepare, reports the New York Post.

Jefferson -- who was traded from the New Jersey Nets in June -- dumped onetime Net dancer Kesha Ni'Cole Nichols just before the weekend, according to sources. She immediately called her family and friends to say the ceremony booked at the Mandarin Oriental in Columbus Circle was off.

But Jefferson waited much longer, his friends told The Post. "He called about two hours before the wedding. It was nuts," said one Jefferson pal.

This has got to be THE most expensive breakup ever!

Tito, Gimme Some Tissue!!

Tito Jackson has confirmed that he and several siblings had an emotional intervention with Michael Jackson before his death in an attempt to end his addiction to prescription drugs.

Tito said he and his brothers and sisters conducted a military-style raid on the King of Pop's Neverland ranch.

"I never saw [Michael] on drugs. Not once. He deliberately did it away from us. He didn't want his family to know anything about that part of him. He did almost everything in his power to make sure we didn't know," Tito, 55, told Britain's Daily Mirror in a lengthy interview Wednesday.

But when the stories just grew too loud to ignore, "We had to act. It was me, my sisters Janet, Rebbie and La Toya and my brothers Jackie and Randy," Tito said. "We burst right into the house and he was surprised to see us to say the least. We went into one of his private rooms and had a discussion with him. Some of us were crying.

THIS...from Quincy Jones?

This is some pot, kettle shit if there ever was any!

Grammy-winning music producer Quincy Jones argues in a controversial Details magazine interview - which we assume was done before Michael Jackson's recent death - that Jackson “obviously didn’t want to be Black” and suggests that his psychological problem may have resulted from some childhood trauma.

In response to a question relating to how Jackson had begun to distort his face, Jones said, “It’s ridiculous, man! Chemical peels and all of it. And I don’t understand it. But he obviously didn’t want to be Black.”

Jones added that all one had to do to get a sense of what Jackson thought about his blackness was to “see his kids.” Reportedly, all three of Jackson’s children were conceived using eggs from white women and sperm from white men.

Asked if he ever talked with Jackson about whether he wanted to be a Black man, Jones replied, “That’s not the way you do it.” But he said Jackson told him the chemical treatments of his face were necessary because of a disease. But Jones said he did not believe him.

We're speechless.

Wino Is Leading the Single Life Now

And she wakes up alone...

Well, aside from that crack pipe.

Amy Winehouse's tempestuous marriage ended Thursday when the singer and Blake Fielder-Civil were granted a divorce by a judge in London.

A judge read out the divorce decree for "Fielder-Civil B. v Winehouse A.J." along with those of other estranged couples at a brief Family Court hearing.

Neither 25-year-old Winehouse nor Fielder-Civil, 27, was in court Thursday. The divorce becomes final after six weeks and a day.

Winehouse married Fielder-Civil in Miami in 2007, but he was arrested six months later over an assault and sent to jail.

He filed for divorce earlier this year on the grounds of the soul diva's infidelity.

What we wanna know is who has been sticking their doo hilly in Winehouse's crack cha cha?!!!

That hole just screams CDC!

Jessica Simpson...Dumped!!

Two weeks ago, when PEOPLE asked Tony Romo what he had planned for girlfriend Jessica Simpson's birthday, he said, "It's a secret."

A secret someone might not like, as it turns out.

Simpson's birthday surprise turned out to be a shocker: Although Romo had insisted that things between them were "going good," the Dallas Cowboys quarterback ended their year-and-a-half relationship on July 9 — the night before the singer turned 29.

"She is heartbroken," says a source. "She loves Tony. But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways."

She's really gonna pack on the pounds now!

Brandy, Dumped...Again

This ewok just an't get a break!

Perez Hilton is reporting that Brandy has been dropped by her record label and management in the same week. The gossip blogger said both Roc Nation and Epic Records terminated their contracts with the singer, whose career had been stopped cold in the wake of a 2006 car crash, which claimed the life of a fellow motorist and led to her pulling out of a judging role on the hit TV show "America's Got Talent." Her comeback album, "Human," did not do as well as expected.


Looks like brother Ray-J is gonna have to release another sex tape to make ends meet in that household.

Raven-Symoné Is Just Fat...Not Pregnant

"That’s So Raven" star Raven-Symoné has been the subject of Web-circulated rumors that claim she is either pregnant, or has already given birth to her first baby – but a rep for the 23-year-old mogul says neither report is true.

"Raven-Symoné is not pregnant nor did she give birth," her publicist tells People.com.

Numerous media outlets have claimed that Raven-Symoné had been hiding a pregnancy, and the stories reached a fevered pitch earlier this week with reports that she had gone on to deliver a healthy baby girl.

At least if she were expecting, she'd have an explanation for those thunder thighs

MJ on the Auction Block!

Due to an onslaught of interest in an Andy Warhol portrait of Michael Jackson that was up for auction in New York, organizers have decided to remove the item from the block.

The Vered Gallery in East Hampton says enormous interest prompted the decision, reports the Associated Press. The auction was to close Sunday.

The 30-by-26-inch painting shows a smiling Jackson in a red jacket from his "Thriller" days. Pre-sale estimates ranged anywhere from $1 million to $10 million. The portrait is reportedly owned by a New York collector.

Gallery co-owner Janet Lehr says in a statement she wants to offer the 1984 work to "the greatest number of prospective purchasers."

Make that to drive the price up so she can make a pretty penny during this recession.

We are not mad at her!

Sarah Palin: "I Quit This Bitch!"

Outgoing Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on Saturday laid the groundwork to take on a larger, national role after leaving state government, citing a "higher calling" with the aim of uniting the country along conservative lines.

Please Lord don't let her higher calling include a run for the White House!!!

A day after surprising even her closest friends by announcing she would step down as Alaska governor more than a year before her term was up, the controversial hockey mom was still keeping details of her future plans under wrap. But in a statement posted on Palin's Facebook account, she suggested that she had bigger plans and a national agenda she planned to push after she resigns at the end of the month.

Steve McNair - R.I.P.

Steve McNair -- an NFL QB with the Tennesse Titans and Baltimore Ravens -- was found dead Saturday in Nashville, Tenn., according to Nashville police.

McNair suffered a fatal gunshot wound to the head in downtown Nashville. A female victim was also found dead. Police have not released the name of the female, only to say it is not McNair's wife, Mechelle.

The call to police came in at 1:35 PM. The circumstances surrounding the shooting deaths remain under active investigation.

There were no signs of forced entry at the crime scene. No suspects have been taken into custody.

Kelly Rowland & DeadBeat Daddies

Kelly Rowland has squashed rumors that she's trying to hunt down her biological father, saying she's far too busy to be concerned with the deadbeat at this point in her life.

"I don't know who started that story! I haven't actually. I feel like I'm not really ready for that yet, I've enough going on in my life to really open that up," she tells Britain's Heat Radio. "Maybe later on in about 16 or 17 months. I told myself I'd work for 16 long months and then I'd take a vacation or a break, but now is not that time for me."

Kelly, 28, and her mother Doris Rowland Garrison left the family home because her father was "drunk and aggressive." The Destiny's Child member says she doesn’t even know if her father is still alive.

"I don't know where he is but I hope he's not dead. That would break my heart," she said. "I remember my dad being drunk and aggressive towards my mom but not me. It took courage for her to get away.

"I don't know if he knows who I am or what I've done. He must be hiding under a rock if he doesn't."

Diana Ross Might Be Raising Some More Chirrenz!!

As if she does not have enough children, Diana Ross may be caring for some more in the future. Hold on, Katherine!

Michael Jackson's July 7, 2002 will was filed Wednesday in a Los Angeles court, naming his mother the guardian of his children and Diana Ross as a successor guardian to his mother if necessary.

The will, which estimated his worth at the time at more than $500 million, gives his entire estate to the Michael Jackson Family Trust. The documents said Jackson's estate consisted almost entirely of "non-cash, non-liquid assets, including primarily an interest in a catalogue of music royalty rights which is currently being administered by Sony ATV, and the interests of various entities."


His mother, Katherine Jackson, is named as a beneficiary of the trust. Jackson's longtime lawyer John Branca and John McClain, a music executive and a family friend, are named as co-executors of the will.

Usher: Billie Jean Part II (The Kid Is Not My Son)

The National Enquirer is reporting that Usher wants a paternity test done on his youngest child – 6-month-old Naviyd – because he and his soon-to-be ex-wife Tameka were having little to no sexual relations at the time she conceived.

Usher should also request that Tameka drop trou and prove to us and the entire world that she is not tucking a major piece down there. She screams trannydom to us!

“The first thing Usher said was, ‘How did this happen?’ - because he was gone a lot, and their sex life was very, very limited,” a friend of Usher told the tabloid. “People have been telling him that around the time the little boy was conceived, Tameka got together with another man.”

Tameka, however, claims Naviyd is Usher's child and says it was the singer who was being unfaithful at the time.

Peen/poon swap-out?!

We're following this case!

R. Kelly Feeling On More Underage Booties!

As one alleged pedophile is laid to rest, one seen on tape pissing on young girls remains free and still on top of the charts...


Published reports say that a spokesman for R. Kelly “disputed the report” that police raided Kelly's suburban Chicago home looking for a 17 year old girl.

The Olympia Fields, IL Police department and the Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart have denied the report that R&B star R. Kelly is under investigation for a sexual relationship with an underage girl.

Again.

Again.


The information was released on Wednesday, "citing an anonymous source 'close to R. Kelly,'" saying "that police raided the singer's home in suburban Olympia Fields in connection with an alleged relationship between Kelly and a 17-year-old girl." The report also claimed that "Olympia Fields Police are still tenaciously pursuing the case."

R. Kelly is about to go to Africa.

The entire continent should be on high alert!!!

Dolly Parton Remembers Michael Jackson

Dolly Parton is and will always be one of our favorite heauxz. Here's what she had to say about Michael Jackson.

When she passes, we will be in utter despair!!

The King Of Pop Once Again

Michael Jackson will be the King of Pop once again when sales figures are released Wednesday.

According to preliminary reports issued by the magazine, three of Jackson's albums have moved over 100k since his untimely death Thursday, June 25.

The titles, which include "Number Ones," "The Essential Michael Jackson," and "Thriller," all sold at least 100k before Sunday night.

While Jackson's sales jump will not be reflected on the Billboard 200 albums chart, due to the albums being ineligible as catalog entries, Billboard says Jackson will dominate the catalog and overall sales charts. In comparison, last week's #1 catalog album sold 9,000 copies.

"Off the Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous" and "The Ultimate Collection" have also sold well at retail and through digital retailers such as Amazon.com. In fact, Jackson's digital sales surged to nearly 1.8 million last week.

Again, exact sales figures will be revealed Wednesday, July 1.

Who's broke?!

Joe Jackson Is OUT of the Will

If ever there was a reason for MJ to have a will, it's this!

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Michael Jackson's will, last amended in 2002, provides for his kids and his mother, but leaves nothing to his father Joe.

John Branca, Jackson's primary lawyer from 1980 to 2006, is reportedly in possession of the will – which he claims to have written – and plans to submit it to Los Angeles Superior Court on Thursday.


According to the will, Jackson left his estate — estimated at $1 billion — to his mother, three children and one or more charities. It also reportedly names Branca and music executive John McClain as executors.

So if Michael Jackson was broke, we want to be broke like that.

It is not known if the 2002 will included instructions on custody of Jackson's three children -- Prince Michael, 12, Paris, 11 and Prince Michael II, 7.

Keep plugging that record label, Joe. It's about all you have left!

Ri-ho-ho Is Never Gonna Learn!

We were kidding about a blow to Laytoya's head.

But Rihanna's?

We might not be joking around. For obviously, it's foreplay to her...

Sources close to Rihanna and Chris Brown say both parties believe the no-contact clause in his plea deal is pointless, not to mention impractical.

"They think it's unnecessary and ridiculous," the New York Daily News quotes of "a mutual pal" regarding the protection order handed down last week. Brown pled guilty to one count of felony assault in the February attack that left Rihanna battered and bruised.

Brown was also told he must stay at least 50 yards away from Rihanna and keep a distance of 10 yards from her if they attend the same event.

"After the proceeding, Ri and Chris talked on the phone for almost an hour and really worked at becoming friends. They're solid now," said the mutual friend.

Solid as a rock...upside her five-head.

Stay tuned, heauxz!

Jackson Career Resuscitation!

We are fully behind this idea because ALL of the living Jacksons need a hit. And we don't mean a slap to Latoya's head!

A Michael Jackson tribute tour featuring his sister Janet and his brothers is "on the table for consideration" in the wake of his death.

"The proposal is either that the Jacksons fulfill some of Michael's London shows, or do a U.S. tour where they would perform his hits and theirs with him," wrote Friedman in his Hollywood Reporter column, citing unnamed sources.


"Janet would be the star of such a show, substituting for Michael since none of the brothers would be remotely capable of being the lead performer," he wrote.

Damn, that's harsh.

True, but harsh!

Madonna & MJ: Because She Needs The Publicity

Because she has to say something...

After last week calling Jackson 'one of the greats' (and leaving room for to perch herself on top, we figure), Madonna has more to reveal.

Well, color us colored.

Madonna was apparently interested in joining Michael Jackson on stage for one of his 50 planned concert dates in London, according to her manager Guy Oseary.

There were longtime industry rumors that the two superstars had a falling out years ago after a planned duet for Jackson's 1991 "Dangerous" album never materialized. But according to Oseary and his Twitter page, the Material Girl was hoping to perform with the King of Pop this summer.


"A month ago Madonna told me she wanted to do a surprise performance at one of Michael Jackson's UK shows," Oseary tweeted.

Yeah, but did she run that by Michael's camp?

We cry foul.

Perez Hilton Is A Bitch

Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles against the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas after claiming the man punched him in the face several times following a heated exchange with Peas member will.i.am.

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, sued Polo Molina Wednesday for battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress. He is seeking unspecified damages in excess of $25,000.

The suit states Hilton is seeking to protect his rights to free speech and claims Molina attacked him because he made critical comments about the Black Eyed Peas' new album.

Heauxz, if you see this face on the streets...punch it again!

R.I.P. Farrah

It seems like Hollywood is losing alot of angels lately. First Ed McMahon, then Farrah, and then Michael Jackson. In less than 24 hours.

Farrah Fawcett's funeral will take place tomorrow, June 30th. Fawcett, 62, died after a long battle with cancer. The ceremony will be private. Sources told People that Fawcett's longtime partner, Ryan O'Neal, is in charge of making arrangements.

Bernie Madoff Will Die In Jail

And he should, the greedy bitch!

Historic swindler Bernard Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison Monday for a fraud so extensive that the judge said he needed to send a symbolic message to potential imitators and to victims who demanded harsh punishment.

Scattered applause and whoops broke out in the crowded Manhattan courtroom after U.S. District Judge Denny Chin issued the maximum sentence to the 71-year-old defendant, who said he lives “in a tormented state now, knowing all the pain and suffering I’ve created.”

Chin rejected a request by Madoff’s lawyer for leniency and said he disagreed that victims of the fraud were seeking mob vengeance.

Someone needs to take a shank in prison and do him in early!

Katherine Jackson: "Neverland Is Next, Bitches!"

Michael Jackson’s mother, having won temporary guardianship of her late son’s three children, is now attempting to take control of the “King of Pop’s” estate, according to a person close to the court proceedings.

Superior Court Judge Mitchell Beckloff granted Katherine Jackson temporary guardianship of the children on Monday. He also scheduled a hearing for Aug. 3 on Jackson’s petition to become permanent guardian of her son’s children.

The petition also seeks to name Jackson as administrator of the children’s estates, but the judge did not grant that request.

Michael Jackson 1958-2009

R.I.P.

We are too shocked to say anything further

Heaux Up Or Blow Up: K-Fed

Blow Up!

Because every now and then, true pimps get caught and have to make amends, but K-Fed is not one of those. He is a straight up, dumb-ass bitch!

Case in point.

K-Fed's gonna have to sell some baby batter to get bailed out from the US government -- and it's something he should have done a long time ago.

The IRS has slapped a lien on Federline to the tune of $14,371 in back taxes, according to The Detroit News. It's not like he's not making money. Federline is pulling in $30,000 this month alone for babysitting his two kids.

Getting paid money to do what he should already be doing anyway? We loves it!

Clearly Kevin's sperm is not only potent -- it's extremely lucrative.

And to think Britney thought this was the hot shit abck in the day?

We hope they upped her meds!

Chrihanna: No Jail Time For Him!

Take a good look, heauxz, because this is the last time you wille ver see these two this close.

He'll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day -- 1440 hours total) -- which is, in effect, hard labor. He'll do his service in Virginia which is where Brown lives. A Virginia law enforcement officer told us Brown will be picking up trash, pulling weeds and washing fire trucks.

He gets 5 years probation for felony assault -- he pled guilty. He'll get supervised probation. He'll have to come back to court every three months.

He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program. You know, because that always works.

*eyeroll*

This is interesting ... the judge said if Brown and Rihanna are at the same public events, the 50-yard stay away turns into 10 yards. So in essence, he can almost pimp-slap her and get away with it still. The stay away order lasts 5 years.

The judge said she wanted to make sure that Chris Brown "was treated as any other person who comes through this court."

If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison.

Rihanna was in the courthouse but never entered the courtroom.

So Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.

When Brown left the courtroom ... Rihanna walked in the courtroom. The judge explained the deal to her. The judge is telling Rihanna about the protective order.


Looks like it's time for a 'hit' single to get the most out of this scandal!

Black Eyed Peas Go Boom POW! On Perez Hilton's Face!!

Just imagine that pink filled in with black, heauxz, and that is what this bastard is looking like these days. And we kinda like it. Not that violence is ever the answer, of course.

*snicker*

Even people that are gay and homosexual-like hate him. We kid you heauxz not. The lowdown? The scoop? Here it is, folks!


Perez Hilton said he used the word "f**got" to tick off Will.I.Am -- and it worked -- but turns out the Black Eyed Pea wasn't the only one who got offended.

GLAAD -- the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation -- says they've asked Perez to apologize for using the highly offensive gay slur ... but have yet to hear a peep from his foul mouth.

GLAAD sent us the following statement:

"We have reached out to Hilton and asked him to apologize for promoting this anti-gay slur, and we would ask media outlets to avoid repetition of the slur in their coverage of this story.

For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is, quote, 'The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear,' is incredibly dangerous.

It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community. And it sends a message that it is OK to attempt to dehumanize people by exploiting anti-gay attitudes."

Fuck that bastard.. He had time to Twitter for help immediately after incident, but could not dial 911 first?

Stupid bitch!

He should have been slapped around a bit more.

We kid, we kid!!

Ed McMahon: R.I.P.

Ed McMahon has passed away at 86, according to reports.

He died at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center in California this morning.

He is best known as Johnny Carson's sidekick on "The Tonight Show" and his infamous catchphrase, "Heeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

McMahon also hosted "Star Search" and "TV Bloopers And Practical Jokes" with Dick Clark.

He was a colonel in the United States Marines and a fighter pilot and served during the late 1940s and 1950s.

Ed was one of the good guys and a true American hero!

Our sincerest respects to his family at this time.

Lady Gaga Is On Fire!

The desperation in this picture is directly proportional to the talent.

Some of you consier Lady Gaga the second coming of Madonna. We here at Society/Sex just don't see it! Tihs is Donatella Versace's future stunt double unleashed onto the pop scene.

Look at this heaux and her flame-broiled titties. Does she have any shame?

We’re not sure to laugh or offer Lady Gaga some soothing balm.

There is not a free clinic in the world that can help her.

We would call the fire department, but she'd probably fuck them all.

Vivica A. Fox Is One Desperate Heaux

Did Chris Stokes switch up his diet or has this cougar grabbed a new youngsta?

Vivica A. Fox sank her claws into some new meat over the weekend. Looks like Chris Stokes is her latest prey. She was seen out dining with him at Mr. Chow’s.

Yep, he might have switched up his diet for this man-eater!

Beyonce Who?!

Beyonce is really really REALLY having a bad week.

It ocntinues...

LeToya Luckett and Busta Rhymes are jetting off to the BET Awards with hosting and red carpet duties.

Mathew Knowles, Beyonce's daddy, is totally not liking that. So much so in fact...

LeToya: “It saddens me a little. Because our situation happened close to 10 years ago, and I think as we all know Bey is a very very very talented artist, and I think that we both have our own lanes and fanbase, and I don’t see why I would have to be one of the ones picked out of the entire crew of females that will be hitting the stage that night. I don’t know… I’m gonna try and word this right… I just don’t understand why I’m picked outta that group because there are so many other female artists performin’ that night and I think we all deserve to have a chance at that stage. Everybody works hard and we all have something different to offer, from Keyshia to Keri to Bey, everybody is different in their own ways so it saddens me if that’s true, and I hope that’s not the case but I’ll be there regardless”.

translation: "fuck you and your whole damn family, B! Nothing but death can keep me from that stage you raggedy bitch!"

Thanks to recently confirmed deals with both Upscale Magazine and House of Vinyl, Luckett and Rhymes join Queen Latifah and a number of other celebrities confirmed to not only attend but host BET Award weekend events.

Luckett, prepping for the release of "Lady Love," will kick things off by co-hosting red carpet arrivals at Upscale's 'Fusing the Worlds of Music and Hollywood' pre-BET Award event . Also celebrating comedian Tony Rock, the Upscale sponsored event is expected to bring out Hollywood stars and comedians Steve Harvey, Eddie Murphy, Mike Epps, and DL Hughley.

See what happens when you flee Beyonce's clutches?!

Farrah, where are you?!!!