Friday, February 27, 2009

Samuel L. Jackson = Hardest Working Man in Hollywood





Marvel Entertainment has secured Samuel L. Jackson via an unprecedented nine-picture deal to reprise the character of Nick Fury in a series of films for the studio, beginning with next year's release of "Iron Man 2."

According to Variety, the actor will also suit up as Fury, agent of spy outfit S.H.I.E.L.D., in the upcoming films "Thor," "Captain America," "The Avengers" and their sequels. Also on the table is the possibility of starring in a "S.H.I.E.L.D." movie, which is in development.


Jackson made a surprise appearance as Fury at the end of the first "Iron Man," throwing die-hard fans into a tizzy and showing the first glimpse of Marvel's plan to link all their slate of movies into one filmic universe.

Jackson and Fury were expected to be part of the sequel, but as Marvel negotiated with its cast, deals proved hard to come by. Terrence Howard was replaced by Don Cheadle. Mickey Rourke still doesn't have a deal for the part of a villain despite almost two months of negotiations, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

And Whitney Should Know...




Whitney Houston is reportedly going public with her support of Rihanna, urging her not to reconcile with Chris Brown following an alleged fight between them that left her with cuts and bruises.


Houston, who ended her turbulent marriage to Bobby Brown in 2007, is advising the 21-year-old to end the troubled romance for good.

"Don’t make the same mistakes I did. Whenever you let your heart rule your head, you are bound to run into trouble,” Houston said in a statement to Hollyscoop.com.

Houston and Bobby Brown split in 2006 and endured a messy divorce and custody battle over their teenage daughter Bobbi Kristina. Brown was subsequently forced to deny rumors of domestic abuse within their relationship, insisting that although the former couple was prone to heated arguments, their fights never turned physical.


Please. Bobby did everything but beat Whitney with their (shared) crack pipe!

Drew Barrymore, Directrix?




As Summit Entertainment looks to lock in a director for the third installment of the Twilight series, Eclipse, the company is talking to a select group of directors -- including actress-turned-helmer Drew Barrymore, EW has learned. While this news may come as a surprise to some, Barrymore did just finish work on her directorial debut, Whip It! starring Ellen Page. Neither Summit nor Barrymore's reps would comment for this story.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Nicole Richie Knocked Up Again




No, that is not coke bloat, heauxz!

Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden are expecting baby No. 2, according to an announcement on the Web site of Madden's band Good Charlotte.


"What's better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister!" Madden wrote in the posting. "God has truly blessed my family. Hope you're all feeling as good as I am right now."


The couple welcomed daughter Harlow on January 11, 2008. Richie, 27, and Madden, 29, have been together since December 2006.

Tranny Wins Box Office




Tyler Perry's "Madea Goes to Jail" dominated the weekend box office, opening with $41.1 million, according to studio estimates Sunday.

It was the highest grossing film ever for both Perry and the film's studio, Lionsgate, reports the Associated Press. Perry's previous opening record was $30 million for 2005's "Diary of a Mad Black Woman."

Steve Rothenberg, president of distribution at Lionsgate said the debut of "Madea" was the studio's best opening in its 14-year history. The studio's previous top opening was the $33.6 million debut of 2006's "Saw III."

"You could argue that Madea is now the top female box office star in Hollywood," said Rothenberg, whose studio has distributed all seven of Perry's films, several of which were released straight to DVD. "The character is one of the great screen creations of the last decade."

We need to find some trannies adn make a new Sex and The City.

Goldmine!!!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Coko Follows God




SWV singer and inspirational recording star Coko is back in the studio recording the follow-up to 2006s "Grateful".

Coko's as-yet-untitled release, following the songbird's work with Donald Lawrence, Kierra Sheard, and Warren Campbell, is likely to hit stores and digital retailers this summer.

The former SWV singer's album follows an exclusive 2008 interview with Essence in which Coko dispelled rumors of an SWV reunion album:

"We were talking about a reunion album, but I'm not interested. I don't want to cheat the girls and our fans. I don't want to start something I can't finish. Taj and Lelee understand where I am and they respect my decision. There's no tension or beef. Occasionally, we do special shows like the BET Awards, but a whole reunion tour and album? Spiritually, I'm not there."

"I want to stay on the path that God is leading me and that is to continue my ministry continue to reach out to others and spread the good news."


translation: no one would buy another SWV album anyway, so I might as well stay in the church and pray for a chitlin circuit check.


Janet Jackson may want to go this route.

Friday, February 20, 2009

File This Under: Destiny Fulfilled





The Black Eyed Peas have chosen June 9 as the release date for their upcoming album "The E.N.D.," which stands for "The Energy Never Dies."


An international tour is also in the works to support the Interscope release, their first album since 2005's "Monkey Business." The group had originally eyed March for the street date.

Peas leader will.i.am previously told Billboard he hopes the album will continue to evolve even after it is released. "When (the album) comes out, there'll be 12 songs on it, but the next day there could be 100 songs, 50 sketches, 1,000 blogs all (online) around 'The End,' so the energy really, truly never dies," he said.

Isn't that what Beyonce said before she fired those other two girls?

No One Writes Roles For Beyonce...




Tyler Perry, who graces theaters today in "Madea Goes to Jail," has already moved on to his next film – a project he wrote specifically for Jennifer Hudson.


"I just wrote a movie for her that I'm really excited about. I'm hoping she'll be able to do it," the filmmaker, 39, told People.com at Wednesday's New York premiere of "Madea Goes to Jail."

Hudson's mother, Darnell Donerson, and brother, Jason, were murdered in October. Her 7-year-old nephew, Julian King, was found dead a few days later.

Says Perry: "Her brother's birthday was [Tuesday], so I know it was a tough day for her, but she's good."

"Looking and talking to [Jennifer], there's sadness in her eyes, but my thoughts and prayers are always with her," Perry added. "That's one of the reasons why I want her to do this role, because I think it'd be really cathartic for her to take it on and work through some things."

While mum on the details of the film, he does say: "[Jennifer] says that she's been wanting to work with me for a very long time and I definitely want to work with her. We just have to find the right time."

Rihanna Photos




A photo that appears to be singer Rihanna's face with bruises, scratches and swelling from an attack allegedly at the hands of boyfriend-singer Chris Brown was posted Thursday night by the celebrity Web site TMZ.

The close-up image shows a welt above each of the woman's eyebrows, marks on her cheek and around her lips, and general swelling. TMZ did not say how it obtained the photo, when it was taken or by whom.

Hours after the photo was posted, the Los Angeles Police Department launched an internal investigation and asked for the public's help in finding the person who leaked it. A police news release said the image "has the appearance" of one taken during a domestic violence investigation, and classified its release as a case of serious misconduct.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Rihanna Has Her Tina Moment





Rihanna was discharged from Cedars-Sinai Medical Center Monday night in a clandestine operation that involved a back exit and a decoy to throw off the media, reports E! News.

The pop star, who is now reportedly back in her Barbados hometown, was hospitalized for injuries suffered during an assault early Sunday morning, allegedly at the hands of her boyfriend, singer Chris Brown.

By all media accounts, Rihanna's face is badly beaten. Our law enforcement source said Sunday night that she resembled the battered Tina Turner in "What's Love Got to Do With It." A source for TMZ.com said the bruises made her "look like an MMA fighter or something."

Her specific injuries, however, have yet to be confirmed. Police sources for TMZ and People.com said Rihanna came to the hospital Sunday morning with two huge red and blue contusions, which swelled up on both sides of her forehead, a swollen, split lip and a bloody nose.


Brown was arrested Sunday evening and charged with suspicion of making criminal threats in which a victim "is in fear for [his/her] life." Police say more charges, including one for domestic violence, could be tacked on when the case is handed over to the L.A. District Attorney's Office.

Brown and Rihanna began arguing while riding in his rented Lamborghini following Clive Davis's pre-Grammy party Saturday night. The fight escalated and became physical when they got out of the car.

A source for E! Online says Rihanna has been reluctant to reveal to investigators specifically what the couple had been arguing about before it turned ugly, but the Los Angeles Times says the Barbados-born singer is cooperating with the authorities' investigation.


E! News is also reporting that a source close to the investigation told them that Rihanna has alleged to police that Brown choked her while threatening to kill her and, subsequently, she lost consciousness.


According to the source, her right eye was blackened and badly swollen and she had hand prints on her arms. The responding officers were so concerned about her, they drove Rihanna to the hospital in their squad car instead of waiting for an ambulance.


Officers took two sets of photographs of the beaten singer, one at the scene and the second after she was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for treatment. Those photos were presumably among the evidence presented to the D.A.

Although a motive for the alleged beating has not been reported, a source for gossip blogger Janet Charlton says "Rihanna had supposedly found numbers in Chris's phone that he shouldn't have. She grabbed the car keys and pretended to toss them out the window. He freaked out and let her have it. And we also heard this has happened before."


Meanwhile, Rihanna has postponed her scheduled Feb. 13 concert in Malaysia. The singer's Los Angeles-based representatives informed Malaysia's Pineapple Concerts that the show would have to be rescheduled to an unspecified date "in light of recent events involving Rihanna." The artist had been slated to visit Indonesia and Malaysia on her "Good Girl Gone Bad" tour.


Also cancelled due to recent events is Rihanna's planned 21st birthday party, which was to take place at a club in New York City. E! Online reported: "The bash for about 200 or so guests was to have had a carnival theme with various 'sideshow' attractions. Although organizers were having difficulty securing sponsors for the party because of the economy, a source says Cîroc vodka had already or was about to sign on as the leading sponsor."


"They were talking about it being at Gotham Hall, but I don't think it was definite just yet," the source told E!.

What's Wrong With Good Old Fashion Toilet Tissue?!





The Brazilian news Web site G1 reported that Tameka Foster was rushed to the Sirio-Libanes Hospital's intensive care unit last Friday after a medical emergency that took place during a liposuction procedure.

The wife of pop star Usher had suffered cardiac and respiratory arrest as she was being anesthetized for the cosmetic surgery, according to the Web site. Foster had reportedly been put into a medically-induced coma for 24 hours and is currently recovering.

G1 reported that a U.S. neuro-surgeon from the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, Gabriel Hunt, is handling her case. He left the Sao Paulo hospital late Monday without giving comment.

Also refusing to comment are officials at the hospital. "The family has demanded total privacy. The hospital is barred from giving any information," a spokeswoman for Sirio-Libanes told AFP.

Did they manage to lop off her peen?

Like a famous comedian used to say.

Fuck plastic surgery. All you need is some toilet tissue...

Janet Jackson = Poison!





And not the Bell Biv Devoe kind either.

We never thought we'd say this but...

There are rumblings that Janet Jackson has signed a record deal with Live Nation to release a new album in the spring.

She is also rumored to be reuniting with her former producer Jimmy Jam, who oversaw her landmark "Control" album as well as "Rhythm Nation 1814" and others.

According to Ace Showbiz, the 42-year-old pop star will also continue her "Rock Witchu" tour this year. However, the outing may be renamed to support her upcoming effort and Amsterdam will be the tour's first stop.

Jackson's tour began in September, the same month Jackson and her record label Def Jam parted ways over disagreements about the album's promotion.

Janet needs a serious career makeover.

First off, drop the troll and get a new hot TALL man.

We're just trying to help your ass.

She is the only Jackson worth saving these days!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Rihanna Beatdown: The Saga Continues...





The Los Angeles Times says the 911 call alerting police to the alleged assault involving Chris Brown and Rihanna may be an important key in the investigation.


According to the Los Angeles Police Department, the unidentified person who phoned was unaware of the couple's celebrity when he or she reported the violent altercation, which took place around 12:30 a.m. Sunday in the ritzy Hancock Park section of Los Angeles.


At press time, detectives were still investigating the case and had not turned it over to prosecutors, who will decide whether to file charges against Brown.


The 19-year-old was arrested Sunday on suspicion of making criminal threats and was released on $50,000 bail. Rihanna, born Robyn Rihanna Fenty, was taken to the hospital with "visible injuries," according to authorities. The artists were nominated for Grammy Awards Sunday and were scheduled to perform, but both pulled out of the ceremony at the last minute.


From the moment the story broke, rumors have been ferocious regarding what led to the altercation. Some blog sites are reporting that Brown became violent because Rihanna had given him a sexually transmitted disease. Others claim Brown was upset because Rihanna reportedly left Saturday night's Clive Davis pre-Grammy bash for a while to talk to another man.


The severity of Rihanna's injuries has also been the subject of unconfirmed Internet reports, including rumors that she suffered a broken jaw in the alleged scuffle.


Brown’s arraignment is currently slated for March 5. On his Web site, fans are taking a wait-and-see attitude before making their judgment. On Rihanna’s site, though, some have already made up their minds.


“Send the right message to your fans to leave any boy who would hit you,” one poster tells Rihanna. “He does not deserve you. I will never buy another of his CDs regardless.”

This hit was sponsored in part by Beyonce.

Watch out, Kelly!

You're in danger, girl!!

Dancing for Breast Reduction: Lil' Kim



Rapper Lil Kim, comedian David Alan Grier and former NFL star Lawrence Taylor are among the 13 celebrities who will cut a rug on next season's "Dancing with the Stars," ABC announced Sunday.


Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, Olympic gold-medal gymnast Shawn Johnson and TV host Nancy O'Dell of "Access Hollywood" are also in the new cast for the show's eighth season, premiering March 9.


Two couples are among the new crop of ballroom twirlers: pop star Jewel and her husband, rodeo champion Ty Murray will compete against each other, while country singer Chuck Wicks will be partnered with his girlfriend, two-time "Dancing with the Stars" champion Julianne Hough.

Rounding out the new cast are Go-Go's lead singer Belinda Carlisle; actress Denise Richards; Gilles Marini, who played the neighbor ogled by Kim Cattrall's Samantha in the "Sex and the City" film and Steve-O (MTV's "Wildboyz").

The pickings are gettling slimmer by the season!!

Octuplets: The Green Sugar Rant




*puff*

The photo above was taken after she allegedly gave birth to the children. From the looks of it, she could be smuggling another half dozen up her weathered snatch.!

Octuplets?!!

If it sounds like child abuse to you, that's because it indirectly is!

Watching Larry King today, it came to my attention that aside from the other six children she already had, apparently, she is without a man, a job, and little help besides her own mother, who wants to slap her ass too.

Want more?

$490 a month in food stamps. Three of her first six kids are disabled, so she also gets federal public assistance. She can't afford the six she already had, but somehow she got money together to get medical assistance to have more implanted in her long-suffeirng poon?!

Another tidbit? She gave birth to the octuplets in less than five minutes. Many women take hours to give birth to one child. But she should be an expert by now when it comes to firing humans out her hole. Which also means they were ready to get out of her hotbox anyway.

No woman should have eight of anything down there.

My grandmother was 1 of 13, but did they get any handouts? Hell to the NAW! Was Nabisco, The Salvation Army, Gerber or any other firm trying to subsidize the costs of raising her brothers and sisters?

Hell fuck NAW!

I know plenty of tricks and skanks with PLUS PLUS PLUS children, by plenty of men with plenty of BabyDaddies. So the fuck what if they had one at a time? the agony can be jsut as great, according to them. A litter is a litter, no matter how they come out. And Mama Mini-Gang wants a check because she shot out a football team all at once?

What the fuck ever!!!

So before Pampers sends this ho a check, please bear in mind that she had an option to minimize the seismic shift in her nether-region.

She may resemble a broke-down Angelina Jolie, but she doesn't have the money to buy a small nation, not even an African one.

That's all.

*puff*

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Usher's Wife & Penis Envy



Look closely, folks. Usually stars want the lights ON their midsection, not in the shadows. And those shadows are hiding stretch marks galore.

But nice peen tuck, Tamkea!!!


R&B singer Usher has canceled several appearances at this weekend's Grammy Awards, including a performance at Clive Davis' Annual Pre-Grammy bash due to a serious family crisis.

According to attendees at Clive Davis' Pre-Grammy Bash, where Usher was to join Whitney Houston and Jennifer Hudson, Davis announced that the "Trading Places" singer had canceled his performance due to a 'serious illness in the family.'

Reps for the Grammy Award winning star had declined to comment or elaborate on the news at press time.

Rumors that Usher's wife, Tameka Foster, who gave birth to their second child in December, had died following plastic surgery were said to be false according to a source close the singer.

The source has however confirmed, through Access Hollywood, that Foster has suffered complications from a cosmetic procedure in Brazil.

Beyonce Set to Act (A Damn Fool)




Beyonce may get to play Angela Davis in an upcoming biopic of the former Black Panther.

Franco-Algerian filmmaker Rachid Bouchareb says that he has yet to pick the cast but he does want Beyonce in the lead role.

How many iconic Africa-American figures is Hollywood gonna let Beyonce fuck up?

As soon as Etta James dies, she will be rolling over in her grave!

This is not the cat's meow!!

Friday, February 6, 2009

But Tisha's Cranium Has Been Pregnant For Decades



Say it with me, people:


BANGS

A rep for Tisha Campbell-Martin has confirmed that the actress and her husband, Duane Martin, are expecting their second child, Us Weekly reports.

Campbell-Martin is two month's pregnant with either a little brother or sister for their 8-year-old son, Xen.

“She just found out and is so excited!” Tichina Arnold, Tisha’s best friend and former "Martin" co-star, tells Us Weekly. “She hopes to have a girl this time, and has said she would love to name her Derek. She has been wanting a girl for almost six years. Everybody is so excited!”

We're excited too. Now her belly can match her watermelon jughead

Tisha, 40, and her husband have been married for 12 years.

TI's Baby Mama Is Busted & Staying Busy





Tameka Cottle, better known as T.I.'s girlfriend "Tiny" of the 1990s-era R&B group Xscape, has revealed some of her plans in the coming months as her boyfriend carries out his year-long prison sentence on gun charges.

In a video interview with Sister 2 Sister publisher Jamie Foster Brown, Tiny said she is preparing to open a nail salon in Atlanta, and is working on a reality show that will follow the daily activities of a "hot mom."

Hot mom? Where? not this light-skinned pig. Proof positive that not all high yella Negresses are cute. This one has been dipped in the ugly moat.

The cast is rumored to include some of her closest friends: Lil’ Wayne’s ex-wife Toya Carter, Xscape veteran Kandi Burress and Joy Jennings, wife of Lyfe Jennings.

Val Kilmer In Office?




Fresh from the inauguration, actor Val Kilmer is pondering running for governor in 2010, when Democrat Bill Richardson's second term ends.

"I'm just looking for ways to be contributive," Kilmer told The Associated Press on Thursday. "And if that ends up being where I can make a substantial contribution, then I'll run."

But there's no decision yet.

"It's really day to day," he said over tea at a local restaurant.

Kilmer, 49, grew up in Los Angeles but has called New Mexico home for more than two decades. He's currently registered as a Democrat and said he cast a ballot for Barack Obama from Bulgaria, where he was filming.

Kilmer said if he ran it wouldn't have to be a conventional campaign. While the actor decides, he's getting out and about and has been listening to people — something he says he's pretty good at.

"What I do for a living is listen," he said, making a bold prediction: "If I run, I'm going to be the next governor."


He needs to start running...like NOW.

No more pregnant men in office!!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Vivica Couldn't See Past The Check...




Couldn't she have seen this coming? Vivica A. Fox is caught up in a flap regarding her appearance in a new infomercial video and ad campaign for The Psychic Friends Networks, which hit the Web on Monday.

In a statement reported by Jawn Murray of AOL Black Voices, Fox denies being part of the new campaign and says the company "is using her unauthorized likeness, footage, voice and photographs as an endorsement of their service."

Additionally, the actress is demanding that The Psychic Friends Network "cease and desist immediately" with use of the video and images. Details about why the video was shot or how the images were obtained by The Psychic Friends Network were not explained.

Times have been hard on Ms. Fox.

Porn's a way out, Viv.

We're just trying to help!!

Bobby Brown Should NOT Be Allowed to Reproduce





Bobby Brown is about to add a fifth offspring to his family. The R&B singer and his manager/girlfriend of two-and-a-half years are expecting their first child together, his attorney confirmed late Tuesday.

Alicia Etheridge is reportedly four months pregnant and due to deliver in July, according to a statement from Brown's attorney, Phaedra Parks.

"I'm really excited about my new addition to my family," says Brown, who plans to celebrate his 40th birthday with family and friends today in Los Angeles.

Parks also says that Brown is now clean and sober. "We're excited because he's in a good place – he's sober and he's very happy," the attorney says. "And I'm happy for Alicia and Bobby as well."

Clean and sober my ass.

Take a good look at Alicia now, folks. A year or two from now, she's gonna look almost as busted as him.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Janet's Tour Cancelled (For Good This Time)




Above is the real reason why there are no sales. Ever since the world saw that, she's been in her own recession.


After the U.S. leg of her Rock Witchu tour was shut down due to an alleged bout of vertigo, Janet Jackson has now had to cancel the Japanese leg of the trek – this time due to the sinking global economy.

Jackson was due to launch five upcoming shows throughout Japan on Feb. 14 – including the major cities Osaka, Fukuoka and Nagoya. But concert promoter Kyodo Yokohama said the 42-year-old pop star was forced to scrap the concerts, "due to the impact of the economic crisis."

The gigs will now be rescheduled for sometime later in the year, ostensibly to give the market time to bounce back, and will be announced in March, reports E! Online.

The arket may bounce back, but never her career.

Drop the troll, cover them thangs up, and start over, Jan!

I'm sorry. Miss Jackson, cuz you sho is nasty!!!

Kimora Lee. World's First Pregnant Tranny





This one's gonna be a straight up Caesarean, folks!

It took nearly three years, but the divorce of Kimora Lee Simmons and Russell Simmons has at last been finalized, according to reports, with "dissolution" cited as the final judgment in their amicable split.

Kimora and Russell, who were married in 1998, first announced plans to divorce in 2006. In June of last year, Lee gained sole custody of their two daughters, 8-year-old Ming Lee and 6-year-old Aoki Lee, while Simmons was granted liberal visitation rights.

Last week, her reps confirmed that the 33-year-old former model and her current boyfriend, 44-year-old two-time Oscar nominee Djimon Hounsou, are expecting their first child together.

Kimora jumped from one check to another. Go, tranny power!

Fantasia Back to Ugly Role...



She sho' is ugly!!!

But we digress...

Is Fantasia will return to her role as Celie in The Color Purple during its three-month run at The Kennedy Center in Washington DC beginning June 30?

Seriously, she was born to play this role. Who else can do ugly like this chick?!

A rep for the production would not confirm the casting news, Murray reported, but he said he has confirmed that the "American Idol" winner will return for the musical's Washington stint, as well as its forthcoming stays in Chicago and Atlanta.

Murray wrote: "Though news of Fantasia's return is apparently being kept under wraps – well, until now -- I'm told the producers of the show are eager to see the High Point, North Carolina native return to the production. My source told me that the negative attention Fantasia received by the 'New York Post' in December of 2007 for missing 50 shows was unwarranted because the 24-year-old star single-handedly 'made a truck load of money for that show.'

As far as we are concerned, it's either The Color Purple or Shrek's stunt double!!

The Head Negress In Charge Has Spoken!





All hail the Queen...

The company that makes the popular Beanie Babies has decided to ditch the names "Marvelous Malia" and "Sweet Sasha" from its Ty Girlz collection following an earful from the First Lady.

In a statement released Tuesday, CEO Ty Warner of Oak Brook, IL based Ty Inc. said the dolls were inspired by what he calls "this historic time in our nation's history," but the dolls weren't intended to bear the likeness of President Barack Obama's daughters, Malia and Sasha.

The girls' mother, Michelle Obama, released a statement shortly after the dolls' original names were announced and called the move "inappropriate."

As a result, Ty has renamed the dolls "Marvelous Mariah" and "Sweet Sydney," with profits from sales of the originals being donated to charity.

Somewhere, Mariah Carey is fighting for kickbacks now!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Black Republicans Now?!





The Republican Party chose the first black national chairman in its history Friday, just shy of three months after the nation elected a Democrat as the first African-American president.

The choice marked no less than "the dawn of a new party," declared the new GOP chairman, former Maryland Lt. Gov. Michael Steele.

Republicans chose Steele over four other candidates, including former President George W. Bush's hand-picked GOP chief, who bowed out declaring, "Obviously the winds of change are blowing."

Steele takes the helm of a beleaguered Republican Party that is trying to recover after crushing defeats in November's national elections that gave Democrats control of Congress put Barack Obama in the White House.

GOP delegates erupted in cheers and applause when his victory was announced, but it took six ballots to get there. He'll serve a two-year term.

Steele, an attorney, is a conservative, but he was considered the most moderate of the five candidates running.

White people are running out of top spots. But fret not. The NRA is still alive and kickin'!

Run Kelly, Run!





Kelly Rowland and Mathew Knowles have announced the end of their longtime business relationship, but both say they will always remain family.

The pair released a joint statement Wednesday announcing that he will no longer serve as her manager:

Kelly Rowland:

"Mathew Knowles has been a positive influence in my career. I have had great success under his guidance - both as a member of Destiny's Child and with my solo projects. Although we have decided to part ways professionally, the Knowles family and the entire Music World Entertainment team will always be my family."


translation: "I am fleeing now while I still am in my 20s before Beyonce and her daddy fuck up my career even further. I am a star in my OWN right, muthafuckas!!!

Mathew Knowles:
"After a very positive meeting between Kelly Rowland and myself, we have amicably agreed to end our professional relationship. My company, Music World, will continue to manage Destiny's Child as a group. As an artist Kelly has incredible talent and I only wish her the best. We will always be family first and foremost, and as a dad I only have love for Kelly."

translation: We finally have let Solange out the basement and we will throw her raggewdy ass into DC as a last resort!

We here at Society Sex think Kelly should have done this a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago.

Better late than NEVER!