Sunday, June 14, 2009

Miley Cyrus "Re-Directed" By Disney



Disney has learned alot over the years. How many millions, possibly BILLIONS...has the company lost when its young stars turned into full-fledged sluts?

The leash on Ms. Cyrus has been tightened...

Less than a week after Miley Cyrus called it quits with Justin Gaston, the pop star admits that she has "reconnected" with ex-boyfriend, Nick Jonas.

"Reconnected" means that Disney made her do away with her older man because he was fucking with her lovely fanbase, which keeps her and her Daddy in the lap of luxury, and insisted that she stick to sticking boys around her own age.

You can do it, Miley! You have years ahead of you to skank it up!

"He's my best friend, and we still hang out all the time, and we've definitely reconnected," the Hannah Montana star lied to radio station 107.5 The River in Tennessee on Friday. "We don't know what's going to happen in the future, but right now we're just kicking it and hanging out as much as we can."

The pair, both 16, were spotted on June 9, jet-skiing together on Tybee Island, where Cyrus is filming her new movie The Last Song. "They looked like they were having a blast," says an insider.

As soon as she turns 18, watch the chaos really begin. Count your pennies, Disney. This ho is about to blow!

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