Saturday, June 6, 2009

While You're Here President Obama...



President Obama is in Berlin and since we live here, we would like to take this opportunity to request that Mr. Obama school these bitches on what it means to be a African-American, because for some reason, they don't seem to understand.

We tire of being asked on the streets 'where we really come from?" Last time we checked, there were millions upon millions of people in the United States that looked like Mr. Obama, unlike in Germany.

They love Obama, and they love African-American culture, but aside from that, what do they know?

Not alot, judging from five years here.

Today, the two leaders dismissed notions of discord between them. At the press conference, the first questioner, a German television reporter, asked about "certain mild, sometimes even wild speculation" that Obama's decision to opt for Dresden over Berlin was somehow a snub to Merkel.


Chancellor Merkel needs to get her shit together and let Obama speak wherever the fuck he wants to speak.

A little swagger in the most embarassing capitol in the world is much needed.

And also while he is here, he needs to proclaim black history month in Germany, because they are WAY behind on the times.

What the hell is "black music"?!

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