Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Angie Harmon: Former Model, Present Loon



This is one argument for why models should not speak....

Angie Harmon is not happy that Barack Obama is in the White House. But the actress, best known for her stint on "Law & Order," wants to make clear that her disgust with his presidency has nothing to do with race.

"If I have anything to say against Obama it's not because I'm a racist, it's because I don't like what he's doing as president and anybody should be able to feel that way, but what I find now is that if you say anything against him you're called a racist," Harmon told Pop Tarts.

"If I'm going to disagree with my president, that doesn't make me a racist. If I was to disagree with W, that doesn't make me racist. It has nothing to do with it, it is ridiculous," Harmon said.

The quasi- actress is still pining away for Obama's Republican opponent, John McCain.

"I do think McCain would have done a better job, only because I think he has more experience," she said. "I also think if W or John McCain or Reagan would have gone and done a talk show, the backlash would have been so huge and in his face, and 'What is our president doing? How unclassy!' But Obama does it and no one says anything."

What's unclassy is the serious wonk eye Harmon is sporting in above pic, but I digress. McCain has so much experience he's almost dead!

Harmon even thinks Sarah Palin would have done a better job running the country than Obama. "I admire any kind of woman like her. My whole motto is to know what I stand for and know what I don't stand for and have the courage to live my life accordingly and she does exactly that. The fact that this woman has made the decisions she's made and literally lived her life according to that and takes heat for it is absolutely disgusting to me.

Palin as president? I just cannot support The Harmon anymore!!!

"I really think they're afraid of her and her morals, ethics and values and the fact that she hangs on them. Is she the most experienced person in the world? But she was running to be the vice president, so we then put the most inexperienced person as the president. That didn't make any sense to me."

Break out the haterade. We've got a live one!

Trannies Are Not In A Recession



It may be meager times for most people across several industries, but men with peens that tuck seem to be doing just fine!

Tiffany "New York" Pollard, introduced to VH1 viewers several years ago as a contestant on dating show "Flavor of Love," will begin her fourth reality series for the network in May.

"New York Goes to Work," bowing May 4 at 10 p.m., will feature Pollard employed in various odd jobs that were suggested by text-messaging viewers, including a sewer worker, a mortuary beautician and a fast-food employee.

If she succeeds and pleases her employers, she'll be rewarded with a $5,000 bonus each week.

She'll be able to lop off that peen and get a real poon in no time flat!

Madonna May Have To Buy Out Granny Too



The grandmother of 3-year-old Malawian child Mercy James has no mercy for Madonna, who is in the African country this week with the rest of her children as she attempts to adopt James from an orphanage.

Lucy Chekechiwa, 61, is reportedly close to the child after her daughter, Mercy's single mother, died at age 18. According to the Britain's The Sun, Mercy's father is believed to be alive.

"Why doesn't this singer pick other children?" Chekechiwa said of Madonna. "It is stealing. I want to go to court. I won't let her go."


translation: "cut me a check and all will be well!"

Madonna arrived in Malawi Sunday with her children, Lourdes, 12, and sons Rocco, 8, and David, 3, whom she adopted from Malawi in 2007. The singer, 50, spent about an hour in court Monday morning in the Malawi capital of Lilongwe, where a judge delayed ruling on her application Mercy until Friday. It is unknown if Chekechiwa was at court Monday.

As previously reported, criticism over her decision to adopt continued to brew over the weekend. Children's advocacy groups accuse her of using her wealth and influence to get around Malawian law requiring an 18- to 24-month assessment period before adoption.

OK, now I am one that would love to stop this adoption since it ain't ME she is adopting, but come on now. Surely this child will be better off in the lap of luxury than in a country where a third of the children are orphans?

Madonna should stop being cheap and just buy an entire family.

Let's see Brangelina top this shit!!!!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Unsuspected Verbal Slap of the Day: McCain to Palin




Former Republican presidential candidate John McCain said recently that votes he garnered last year were “mostly” votes for Sarah Palin. But he still is not ready to unequivocally back his former running mate for a 2012 White House bid should she choose to pursue one.

“I’d like to see her compete,” McCain said Sunday when asked by NBC’s David Gregory whether he would like to see the Alaska governor become president.

“I think we’ve got some very good candidates,” McCain said noting Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal and Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty – all Republicans. “There’s a lot of good, fresh talent out there.”

McCain hedged a direct question on whether he would support Palin.

“I’d have to see who the candidates are and what the situation is at the time,” he said. “But have no doubt of my respect, admiration and love for Sarah and her family.”

translation: fuck that raggedy bitch. I'll vote for her from my grave!

Which, as we all know, is mere months away!

Sarah, plain and simple (as in dumb as fuck), surely you are not gonna go out like a sucka?!!!

Michael Jackson's Son Inherited His New Nose



When Michael Jackson performs at his first of 50 scheduled shows at London’s O2 arena this July, he could have a surprise musical guest with him: oldest son Prince Michael I.

During hard times like these, sometimes you gotta pimp out your children and MJ is no different!

“What better way to introduce his son to the music world than to have him come onstage during the most anticipated concert in history?” says a source who was told of the possible plan. “Of course nothing’s set yet, and Michael is always changing his mind.”

Having Prince Michael I, who is 12, make a cameo also steers the conversation away from whether Jackson will be able to perform at the remaining 49 shows. “He (Jackson) knows what people are saying about him not being able to do all 50 shows," the source says. "Don’t expect him to address it publicly.”

Why are people categorizing these kids as biracial? Until I see some DNA evidence, I refuse to believe these children came from MJ's baby batter!

Kim Clijsters Returns...With Ragged Mop-Hair Intact



No need to adjust your monitor.

That is not Princess Fiona from 'Shrek'.

It is not a rabid prairie dog!

Kim Clijsters is returning to the tennis circuit after two years in retirement, saying she has regained the competitive hunger that took her to the No. 1 ranking.

"I still have that craving,'' the 25-year-old Belgian said Thursday. "I look forward to the challenge.''

Clijsters, who retired in May 2007 to get married and start a family, announced her comeback at the tennis facility in Bree, Belgium, where she has been practicing recently.


"I know a lot, lot more about my body,'' Clijsters said, adding that she has an exercise regimen designed to prevent injuries.

Apparently, she knows nothing about haircare. Kimmy, PLEASE hire someone to comb your goddamn hair upon your return. We are tired of looking at those broken off pubes you call head hair.

Detroit Is About To Smell Liked Smoked Weaves!!!




The White House says neither GM nor Chrysler submitted acceptable plans to receive more bailout money, setting the stage for a crisis in Detroit and putting in motion what could be the final two months of two American auto giants.

President Barack Obama and his top advisers have determined that neither company is viable and that taxpayers will not spend untold billions more to keep the pair of automakers open forever. In a last-ditch effort, the administration gave each company a brief deadline to try one last time to convince Washington it is worth saving, said senior administration officials who spoke on the condition of anonymity to more bluntly discuss the decision.

Obama was set to make the announcement at 11 a.m. (1500 GMT) Monday in the White House's foyer.

Expect the city of Detroit to smell like a summertime BBQ by the end of the night. If you are living in that neck of the woods, you have my sympathy!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Hohan Unemployed. Quelle Surprise



Look at those fingers! Looks like she stuck them in someone have a heavy flow day, but I digress...

A career slump has left actress Lindsay Lohan frightened for her future. In an interview with Nylon magazine, Lohan insisted she’s willing to work, if only others were willing to hire her.

“It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And I have a house to pay for now,’” the 22-year-old confessed. “And there’s been some things I’ve really wanted to do.”

YOu DID some of them, Lindsay, or did you forget? Coke, ecstacy, jack & Coke...

Lohan said she had hoped for a part in Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland.” “But, um, that didn’t work out,” she told the magazine. Now she’s eager for another career opportunity.

“I spoke to (Sean Penn) the other day,” she explained. “We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”

She'd better keep calling people while her phone is still working!

Well, if LiLo wants work, she needs to improve her communication skills. Rogen recently responded to Lohan’s claim, stating, “I never got a call from anyone that works for her.”

It sucks to be Hohan!!!

Tori Spelling? Your Mama Is Looking For Your Ass!






I know the visuals on this post may make some hurl, but try to maintain your composure as I crank this one out!

Much has been made of the family feud between Candy Spelling and her daughter, Tori, over the years, and in an appearance on “20/20” on Friday night, Candy Spelling said it hasn’t stopped.

“I don’t even know where Tori lives,” Candy Spelling told “20/20” co-anchor Elizabeth Vargas.

And though Candy, the widow of TV mogul Aaron Spelling, is set to release a book on her life in Hollywood, “Stories From Candyland,” she admitted she never read her daughter’s own tell-all.

“I didn’t read her book so I don’t know exactly what she said,” Spelling said. “My friends told me it was hurtful. They’d read it and told me, you know what, I shouldn’t, so I didn’t.

“Evidently, she’s angry at me,” Spelling added, noting that she’s made an attempt to patch things up. “I have [called her]. She does not pick up the phone.”

Evidently? Well, I am not one to take sides, but I'd be mad too if my Daddy died a billionaire and left me with nickels, and then my mama gets all the moeny and doesn't even offer to pay my cable bill!

I'm just saying!

While Tori and husband Dean McDermott now have two children — Liam, 2, and Stella, 9 months, Candy said she hasn’t had much of an opportunity to be a grandmother.

“I’ve never even met Stella,” she said of Tori’s daughter, who was born in June 2008. “I’d love to be close to my grandchildren. I’m the only grandparent living, so — I’m it.”

Let's hope Stella did not inherit her granny's unfortunate visage. Or her mama's either, for that matter.

Having placed the Spelling mansion on the market for $150 million, Candy is looking forward to a new home — and a new beginning.

“I would hope that we would all spend a Thanksgiving, a Christmas — a holiday together, and at some point, all be together always,” she said.

Tori is probably hiding out in that big as house and Candy doesn't even know it, it's that big!

Madonna Swoops Down in Malawi



Madonna has entered the country to snatch up another Negreaux to add to her brood.

She dashed from the airport to an impoverished Malawi village to discuss a school she is planning to build, saying nothing to the hordes of reporters on her trail Sunday about whether she is planning to start the process of adopting a second Malawian child.


You see all those damn kids running after her? It's like a live lottery with her ass there! And can you blame them? If I were there, I'd have on my track shoes, a lasso, and a can of SuperGlue to latch myself permanently on to the check!

Well, they might as well give it up. Madonna is expected to appear Monday in court in Lilongwe, the capital, to sign adoption papers.

But hey, at least they were in the running!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Mariah Is Probably Adopting An Imaginary Baby....





Mariah Carey is not pregnant, but has reportedly spent $200,000 on baby furniture in preparation for a little bundle of joy someday.

According to the New York Daily News, the songbird got her shop on at a children's store in San Francisco for the new Hollywood home she intends to buy with rented flingboy Nick Cannon. Among the items she allegedly purchased were a pink crib and highchair.

She needs to buy a shrink while on this hsopping spree.


Contacted for comment, a rep for Carey would only say of the story, "not true."

As previously reported, the Daily News quoted sources close to the singer who claimed she made an offer on the David Saperstein estate in the exclusive western L.A. neighborhood of Holmby Hills. Her neighbors would be the Beckhams and Hugh Hefner.

"It's 45,000 square feet and looks like a European castle," says the insider. "It's so big, it can't even be called a mansion - it's similar to Buckingham Palace!"


Carey is said to be putting in a few touches of her own, most notably the nursery. Says the source, "She has asked [interior decorator] Kenneth Bordewick to advise on her new home and has requested an all-pink nursery. It's going to be over the top."

Despite alleged plans for the baby room, there is no indication that the singer is pregnant. But an insider tells the paper, "Mariah has tossed around the idea of adopting."

Hey, if Madonna passes on me, I'd be willing to let Mariah adopt me! I mean, how crazy can SHE be?!

Madonna Set To Buy Another African. Here's My Chance!!




According to unsubstantiated reports, the Material Ho is set to purchase another baby from the country of Malawi. You know what they say about black babies...

Once you buy one, you might as well buy a tribe!

And so that brings us to my plea for Vadge to adopt yours truly.


Little David needs someone to teach him the finer points of Negreaux-dom and there ain't none better to teach his ass than me.


I'm potty trained, got all my shots, and I am far less likely to sue her ass for neglect or write a tell-all when I become of legal age...because I already am.


Come on, M! Save on some Pamper Pullups and adopt this Negreaux!!!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Gay Cure: Red or Blue Pill




What if we took them both? We're sexually greedy!!!

A sixth of British therapists said they had tried to help gay, bisexual and lesbian patients become heterosexual, even though evidence suggests such therapies can be harmful, according to a survey released on Thursday.


"There is very little evidence to show that attempting to treat a person's homosexual feelings is effective and in fact it can actually be harmful," King said in a telephone interview. Such an approach could provoke greater anxiety and confusion.

The survey showed that 17 percent of therapists and psychiatrists working in Britain had sought to help their patients reduce "gay or lesbian feelings" through therapy, the researchers said.

Treating homosexuality as a mental illness was more common in the United States and Britain during the 1970s and 1980s, when so-called "aversion" therapy was in vogue, he added.

These treatments involved tactics such as pairing homosexual imagery with electric shocks to induce feelings of revulsion, King said.

These days, a little shock therapy on the peen is considered foreplay in some circles. At least, that is what we HEARD.

The World Health Organization only removed homosexuality from its list of mental illnesses in 1992, he added.

"There was a huge fashion for these treatments in the 1970s and 80s," he said. "Now we are talking more about helping patients control their thoughts, to reduce their homosexual feelings."

Reasons provided by therapists in the anonymous study ranged from their own religious and moral views about homosexuality to patients' anxiety over discrimination, the researchers said.

We cannot tell you how many times we have heard of those that tried to seek treatment at church for these feelings...and then the priest tried to put his hands on them.

Yes, in that way.

Almost makes you wanna convert, don't it!

OctoPussy & Stripper Poles!!!!




Before she became a mother of 14, Nadya Suleman tried to make ends meet as an exotic dancer. According to a report in the National Enquirer, Suleman recently confessed to a brief stint as a stripper.

“I was 18 and at a very investigative stage of my life,” Suleman allegedly told a close friend.

We here at Society Sex are going to interrupt this report to stop thi ho now.

'Investigative point of her life'? It seemd to us that she is yet in one: how many fetuses can she pop out of her beleaguered poon. 14 and counting, but we digress...

“I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie. Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer.”

But she soon realized dancing was only part of the act.

“I only did it one night,” Suleman was heard to say. “I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.”

Senorita Octopussy is definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. Any hofessional knows that to rake in the big bucks, you gotta do the lap lambada.

This is why she is on food stamps.

She needs to install a pole, and teach her female chirrenz a little pole work during their breaks between Sesame Street!!!

Wino Better Never Lose All Her Dough




Lawmakers in at least eight states want recipients of food stamps, unemployment benefits or welfare to submit to random drug testing.

The effort comes as more Americans turn to these safety nets to ride out the recession. Poverty and civil liberties advocates fear the strategy could backfire, discouraging some people from seeking financial aid and making already desperate situations worse.

Those in favor of the drug tests say they are motivated out of a concern for their constituents' health and ability to put themselves on more solid financial footing once the economy rebounds. But proponents concede they also want to send a message: you don't get something for nothing.

Now what person on welfare (and we ALL know some) that ain't smokin' and smackin'?!

What kinda crackery is this?!!!!!

Condi To Cheney: Shut The Fuck Up!!!!





Former vice president Dick Cheney has been all too willing to criticize President Obama's defense-related decisions, telling at least two reporters recently that the new administration is "putting the nation at risk."


But former secretary of state Condoleezza Rice told NBC's Jay Leno Tuesday evening that she's taking the same approach as former president George W. Bush, who chooses to wish the new Commander in Chief well while keeping his opinion to himself.


"My view is we got to do it our way; we did our best. We did some things well, some things not so well," said Rice during her appearance on The Tonight Show. "Now, they get their chance. And I agree with the president. We owe them our loyalty and our silence while they do it.


"Because, I know what it's like to have people chirping at you when they perhaps don't know what's going on inside. These are quality people. I know them. They love the country. And they won't make the same decisions, perhaps, that we did. But I believe they'll do what they think is best for the country and I'll give my advice privately and keep it to myself."


translation: "Goddamit, Dick, shut your raggedy ass the fuck up, BITCH!"

We're liking Cunty more and more by the passing day!!!

Akon? We'll Pass!!!





It's been a rough several days for Akon. His name is being dragged through the mud by the father of fellow singer T-Pain, and one of his employees reportedly lost $300,000 worth of belongings after his house was robbed at gun point.


According to TMZ.com, 4 to 5 "black males" -- brandishing firearms -- entered a Van Nuys home Tuesday night occupied by a man who works for Akon, and took off with a number of his personal items, including expensive stereo and recording equipment. The suspects also reportedly grabbed keys to a Mercedes.


Meanwhile, Akon himself has become the target of Shaheed Najm, father and former manager of T-Pain, for allegedly creating a permanent emotional and financial rift with his son.

In an interview with Ozone magazine, Najm says the drama began during T-Pain’s negotiations to sign with Akon’s Konvict Music. According to Najm, his son fired him as his manager after Akon and his brother Bu spread lies to T-Pain behind his back.

“Unknown to me, they were having different discussions behind the scenes. Akon had my son signing papers without contacting me, knowing that I’m his manager,” Najm stated. “[Akon and Bu] spread rumors that I’m on crack. Most folks don’t know this, but I’m on a waiting list for a heart transplant. I’ve had a triple bypass and a stroke since dealing with the [T-Pain's company] Nappy Headz. For them to disgrace me like this and treat me like a bad daddy – that’s why I’m fighting back. I’ve let a lot of things go without commenting out of respect for my son. And I didn’t sue to get my money because that’s my child. I love him more than I love money.”

Does anyone watch BEHIND THE MUSIC anymore? Does Suge Knight ring any bells? With company names like Nappy Headz and Konvict, one might think twice before signing on the dotted line.

Besides, Akon looks like a crackhead.

We're just saying!!!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Kim Wants Her Twatter Back? How About Kunt?




Reality star (haha!) Kim Kardashian is taking aim at the paparazzi and on a mission to reclaim her identity on Twitter.

Last week, Kardashian came to the defense of Lindsay Lohan following the “Mean Girls” star’s short-lived arrest warrant and weekend of police and paparazzi outside of girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s home. During a new interview with Access Hollywood, Kardashian explained why she spoke out.

“I think it’s ridiculous that people follow (Lindsay) so closely and scrutinize every little thing that (she and Samantha) do,” she explained. “I think everyone just kind of needs to back off and let any celebrity just live their life.”

We cannot stop laughing that this mega-ass thinks she's a celebrity! But let us keep reporting for the sake of 'news'....

The “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star said she’s also mindful of another window into celebrities’ lives: Twitter.

“There’s so many fake (Kims) that are going around Twittering, saying all this crazy stuff that it really bothers me. So, I’ve been e-mailing the Twitter people. I’ve had everyone I know try and get a hold of someone to have them delete it,” she said of the micro-blogging Web site. “But, no one at Twitter has gotten back to us. We’ve tried to e-mail you guys like 10 times. Why won’t anyone respond!?”

Kardashian explained that she’s not happy with the type of content the Twitter imposter is posting.

“They’re just like e-mailing messages to my friends, and my friends at first thought it was me and then they got a little inappropriate and they were like, ‘Kim would never talk like that!’” she told Access.

“I’m trying to at least get my name back cause I should at least have my name,” Kim added. “They’re Twittering under ‘Kim Kardashian.’ Maybe (I’ll pick) ‘The Real Kim K’ or I’ll make up some name that I can use.”

We have a name you can use.

How about Kunt?

Michelle Obama Called Out!!!




While filling in for conservative radio host Laura Ingraham, fellow radio personality Tammy Bruce launched a verbal attack against Michelle Obama, referring to her as "trash" and mocking her message to kids about the importance of good grades.


During her talk with 13 students at Southeast Washington's Anacostia High School, Mrs. Obama told the teens to "work hard" and "do your best," even if their friends may tease the effort.


She said: "I didn't care whether it was cool, ‘cause I remember there were kids around my neighborhood who would say, 'Ooh, you talk funny, you talk like a white girl.' I heard that growing up my whole life, and I was like I don't even know what that means, but you know what? I'm still getting my A."


After playing that particular clip, Bruce said to her audience, "What? What? What -- what is that? And then she devolves into that weird fake accent, like Hillary did when talking to black people. What? What is that? That's, that -- you know what that is."



Bruce continued: "What a shame. That must've just ruined her damn day. 'I wanted the A for myself, and I wanted to do it,' and ooh, they said you sounded like a white person, 'I don't know what that means, but uhh.' Huh?"


"Man, oh, man. That's who he's married to, what does that tell you?," Bruce said. "This is what we've got -- you know what we've got? We've got trash in the White House. Trash is a, is a thing that is color blind, it can cross all eco -- ecosocionomic kind of categories, you can work on Wall Street or work at the Wal-Mart. Trash are people who use other people to get things, who patronize others, who consider you bitter and clingy."

The Obama camp has no comment, of course, but Miss Bruce can expect a pimp slap from the middle of nowhere ANY day now.

And the countdown to the beatdown begins...

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Somewhere, Hillary Is Screaming!!





Dennis Quaid and Julianne Moore are joining the cast of a new HBO film about former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Access Hollywood has learned.

Quaid and Moore will play former First Couple Bill and Hillary Clinton in “The Special Relationship,” the third in a trio of films that concern former Prime Minister Blair, a source told Access.

The film will focus on the relationship between the two world leaders.


According to Variety, which first reported news of “The Special Relationship,” the film series began in 2003 with the UK TV movie, “The Deal,” and was followed up in 2006 with “The Queen.”

Michael Sheen, who recently starred in “Frost/Nixon,” and previously played Blair in “The Queen,” will reprise the role of Blair. Helen McCrory, who plays Blair's wife, Cherie, in “The Queen” also returns.

“The Special Relationship” will be set during the time when President Clinton engaged in an affair with one-time intern, Monica Lewinsky. According to IMDB, Lewinsky will be shown through archive footage.

You mean to tell us there is no money in the budget for a cocksucker?

Oh hell, Lindsay Lohan will do it for free, and she's into meow mix these days!!

Jay-Z Has Spoken!!!




It’s not an official breakup, but Rihanna and Chris Brown are taking some time off from their controversial relationship.

“They’re taking a break,” a source told Us Weekly. “Jay-Z told Rihanna she needs to cut things out with Chris, at least in public.”

Whatever is going on behind closed doors, Rihanna is putting on a good public show of recovery. On March 18, the singer texted Katy Perry and partied with her and Hayden Panettiere at Hollywood hotspot Les Deux, Us Weekly reports.

The public may have no desire to see Brown, who said to be hiding out in a house in Montpelier, Va., although he recently emerged to buy 14 baseball caps at a local Lids store.

“He said, ‘It’s not what it seems’ about the Rihanna situation,” salesperson Shavon Bradshaw told Us Weekly.

Brown was due to appear at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards this Saturday, but took his name out of the running after charges were filed against him in his alleged Feb. 8 assault of Rihanna.

It's not what it seems?

Did Chris steal that line from Ike?!!!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Pussy-Whipped!!!




Former B2K frontman and "Comfort" recording star Omarion is rumored to be married !

In recent reports issued through theYBF and theSmokingSection, the Mosley Music Group recording star is said to have married an ex-Magic City stripper last spring !

Sources say Omarion's camp is extra secretive about their personal lives, but nevertheless Omarion has appeared with the alleged woman (photographed above) at several red carpet events.

Rumor has it the "unnamed" woman is bisexual and is listed on the official website of the popular Atlanta strip club Magic City.

Last we heard, Omarion was busy prepping for the release of his third album and first project under a deal with Timbaland's Mosley Music Group.

This sounds like someone's been took.

I hope that pre-nup is tight!!!!

Erykah Badu, Stalked





Erykah Badu managed to make her South by Southwest appearance with Kanye West Saturday, even though an alleged stalker was causing drama at her house, TMZ.com reported.


Badu sent a tweet to her Twitter followers stating: "Police just apprehended a stalker in front of my house. Stay tuned to details."

She said the woman had been outside of her crib multiple times -- and she had "several misc. items spread out in the grass. Blue shutters, a rabbit, a tucan and a sketch book."

Badu said the lady was "pepper sprayed and cuffed" by cops, and the police report she had to fill out made her late for the concert.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Stole For Real




OK, they all look alike, so maybe the police should just arrest them all and be done with it!


At press time, Brian Dalyrimple of the former R&B group Soul For Real was still on the run from Georgia police over allegations of identity theft. The 90s R&B star reportedly has his 10-month-old son with him.

Why? Is it Bring Your Sons To Work Day today?!!!


Authorities have linked Dalyrimple to a crime ring that has scammed hundreds of people in the Duluth, Atlanta area, reports WSBTV. So far, one man has been arrested in connection to the case.

Soul For Real released three albums in the 1990s. The group is best known for their 1995 hits "Candy Rain" and "Every Little Thing I Do."

Are we sure Bobby Brown isn't in on this scam too?!

Check out their ONE hit here:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Dl4_DXupM

Thursday, March 19, 2009

R.I.P. Natasha Richardson



Our biggest fear is that she will be remembered for more than her screentime alongside 'The Ass', J-Lo, for 'Maid in Manhattan', the movie Natasha did for the cash that they shot right down the street from her house.


Natasha Richardson, the versatile actress known for her nuanced performances on stage, television, and film, has died. She had suffered a traumatic brain injury in a skiing accident in Canada on Monday, March 16, and was later transported to New York, where she passed away at age 45. In a statement, Richardson's husband, Liam Neeson, and their family said, "Liam Neeson, his sons, and the entire family are shocked and devastated by the tragic death of their beloved Natasha. They are profoundly grateful for the support, love and prayers of everyone, and ask for privacy during this very difficult time."

Over the course of a renowned 25-year career that spanned every medium and every conceivable genre, Richardson proved her range time and again. She could acquit herself admirably in even the lightest fare, such as 1998's family film The Parent Trap or the 2002 romantic comedy Maid in Manhattan, but as a member of the legendary Redgrave acting dynasty, which stretched back for generations, she always felt most at home tackling profound human dramas from the likes of Chekhov, Ibsen, Williams, and O'Neill. "I'm comfortable...where the most emotionally painful stuff is," she told EW in 1998. "That's where I feel a connection."

On March 16, Richardson -- the British-born daughter of Oscar-winning actress Vanessa Redgrave and the late director Tony Richardson, niece of Lynn Redgrave, and older sister of Nip/Tuck star Joely Richardson -- became the center of her own wrenching drama when she suffered a brain injury after a skiing accident at a resort in Canada. Her husband of nearly 15 years, Liam Neeson, left the set of Chloe, a drama he was filming in Toronto, to be with her. Over the next 24 hours, conflicting reports about Richardson's condition spread across the Internet, sowing confusion, disbelief, and sadness.

According to several accounts, Richardson's fall -- which occurred on a beginners' trail during a private lesson at the Mont Tremblant resort -- did not appear serious at first. "She did not show any visible sign of injury," the resort said in a statement to the Associated Press. After about an hour, however, Richardson began to complain of a headache and ended up at a hospital in Montreal. From there, she was flown by private jet to New York -- where she lived with Neeson and their two sons, Micheal, 13, and Daniel, 12 -- "so her family could say goodbye to her," a source told EW.

As a member of one of Britain's most famous acting clans, Richardson entered the profession with enormous expectations on her shoulders. Her father, who won an Oscar in 1964 for directing the film Tom Jones, was among his elder daughter's first and fiercest critics, picking apart an early performance in a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream. "He said, 'Not good enough,' " Richardson recalled in a 1998 interview. "Then he sent me the play with all the things underlined that I ought to think about."

In time, however, Richardson emerged from the shadows of her famous parents, who had divorced when she was 4. (Her father died of complications from AIDS in 1991, at age 63.) She distinguished herself with her tremendous versatility and beauty on the stage, on television, and on the big screen, with films like 1990's The Handmaid's Tale and 1991's The Comfort of Strangers. Richardson recruited Neeson to costar with her in a 1993 Broadway production of Anna Christie. The two instantly clicked both professionally and romantically. "We started rehearsing," Neeson said in a 1994 interview, "and it was like suddenly walking on air."

Over the past decade, Richardson continued to pivot between work in theater -- winning a Tony in 1998 for her work in Cabaret -- and in movies. A lifelong gourmet, she appeared this past season as a guest judge on Top Chef. Though her relationship with her mother was strained at times by Redgrave's political activism in earlier years, the two became quite close. They costarred in the 2007 film Evening and recently shared the stage in a one-night performance of Stephen Sondheim's A Little Night Music.

Well wishes to her two young sons and her entire family during this time.

Madonna ISO More Cash Flow





Iconic recording star Madonna is set to close out a 27-year relationship with Warner Records by releasing a Greatest Hits album this fall.

As if she needed another check or another reason to release anything else in the near future!

While the project will be jam packed with some of Madonna's biggest hits, the icon's long-time publicist has confirmed that Madonna will indeed hit the studio to record a few new songs for the project.

"Madonna does have plans to go into the studio to record a few new songs for this album," the singer's long-time publicist tells PEOPLE.

News of Madonna's 'Greatest Hits' album comes nearly two years after she signed a reported $150 million deal with Live Nation.

Madonna has sold well over 200 million albums since the release of her self titled debut in 1983.

So why is she working like she is broke? That Sticky & Stank Tour and the album did not exactly set the world on fire.

Vadge, sit your ass down, marinate for a minute and THEN return to us. Don't become a Beyonce! Sometimes, we need a break!

Heather Locklear Is Not In Need Of Cash



I guess rehab doesn't cost so much after all...
One person who won't be moving back into Melrose Place? Heather Locklear.


The actress -- who played the key role of Amanda Woodward on the original series -- has turned down an offer to join the cast of the CW's update of the hit Fox serial, EW has learned.

"There wasn't a way to bring her back that made sense," says a source close to the situation. While the network and studio won't comment, her reps do confirm that Locklear has passed. It's no secret that the CW was aggressively pursuing Locklear and will likely want to secure another star from the original show. The reboot, which is slated for the fall, has already cast Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, Jessica Lucas, Michael Rady, and Katie Cassidy.

Heather took one look at the cast and decided that another swig of the bottle is better than appearing in this mess. Ashlee Simpson is returning to acting? She should return to the womb.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Porn Stars Have Souls (And Holes) Too!




Proving that sometimes the hole is sometimes used for procreation, legendary porn star, and newly crownded anorexic icon Jenna Jameson popped out her own little menage a trois earlier today.

This is probably the freshest thing to enter/exit her poon since Feminine Deodorant Spray, Massengil, and a pap smear.


Don't any of you remember when Jenna was hot?

Yes, THAT long ago.

Memories....

Dancing With The Broke Ass Heauxz: Lil' Kim





Now we know the real reason Lil' Kim is shaking her TupperWare parts on the small screen. Maybe she can take those implants back, invest in some toilet tissue and downsize. And is that bondo on Lil' Kim's stomach? Uh oh, better get MAACO!

Lil Kim and David Alan Grier could very well have cha-cha-cha'd and waltzed their way into the next round on tonight's "Dancing with the Stars" results show, but the celebs can not dance out of their obligations to Uncle Sam.

According to The Detroit News, Lil Kim owes $979,090 in delinquent federal taxes, as well as state taxes in New York, California and New Jersey. Comedian Grier, according to public records, owes $49,931 in late state taxes.


Grier's camp said they are investigating California's tax lien against the entertainer, which was filed on Dec. 11, 2007. "The amounts in dispute now appear to be less than $40k and Mr. Grier is meeting all of his obligations in connection with same," the comedian's manager, Jordan Tilzer wrote in an e-mail to the Detroit News late Tuesday.

Lil Kim's rep, Lisa Perkins, said the 34-year-old "is paying her tax debt and will continue to do so."

So the next time you hear hip-hop's troll midget rapping about Cristal and phat houses, and whips, remind this smurf that she has bills to pay, so take the bus!

Heaux Up or Blow Up of the Day: Jackie Mason




BLOW UP!

During a performance at Feinstein's at Loews Regency in NYC Friday night, Jewish comedian Jackie Mason used the term "schwartza" to describe President Barack Obama.


Depending on who you ask, the term is either a literal Yiddish translation of the word "black," or it's a racial epithet that is equivalent to the N-word in the Yiddish culture.




Mason, however, is defending his use of the term. "I'm not going to defend myself. Chris Rock has told a lot more jokes about whites than I have against blacks. What about the demeaning words blacks say about Jews?"

Mason added, "If it's a racist society, the white people are the ones being persecuted because they have to defend themselves." Mason called people like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson "professional racists."

The comic said, "I'm an old Jew. I was raised in a Jewish family where 'schwartza' was used. It's not a demeaning word and I'm not going to defend myself."

And there was this parting shot: "I'm more talented than Oprah Winfrey and look at how much she makes. I can't even make a living."

First of all, we are surprised this old bat is still alive. And secondly, something in the Metamucil ain't clean if he thinks he is more talented than O!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

OK, MJ May Be A Little Broke Now....



We are shocked anyone would be on the front row. You know it's gonna smell of little boys booty holes, Jesus juice, and superglue (for his nose)...


Tickets for Michael Jackson's 50 "final curtain call" concerts in London sold out in little over four hours Friday.

The tickets went on sale at 7 a.m., with fans queuing since Wednesday. They were limited to four tickets per household at a cost of up to $105 for general admission. VIP tickets cost up to $1,100. Around 750,000 were sold.

Tickets have already appeared online for resale, with one person seeking $35,000 for VIP tickets to the opening show on July 8.

Jackson originally announced he would do 10 shows at London's 20,000-capacity 02 Arena, but huge demand has seen a further 40 dates added. The King of Pop's run is now scheduled to finish next February.

If MJ and his nose last until next Black History Month (ha ha!), we'll be shocked.

Color us colored!!

GoldDigger Tribute: Anna Nicole Smith



Because no state teaches (beautiful) women how to get the cash better than Texas...


Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy has turned down a plea for help from the estate of Anna Nicole Smith in a fight over a Texas oil tycoon’s fortune.

Kennedy refused Friday to lift a court order that prevents Smith’s estate from collecting $88.5 million that once belonged to billionaire oil man J. Howard Marshall II, who married Smith a year before his death in 1995.

The money has been tied up in a long-running fight between Smith and Marshall’s youngest son, E. Pierce Marshall. Both Smith and Marshall are now dead, but their estates have continued the battle.


Howard K. Stern, Smith’s lawyer-turned-boyfriend, had asked Kennedy to lift the order that was put in place by the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco. Stern said that Smith’s 2-year-old daughter, Dannielynn, is the sole beneficiary of Smith’s estate.

Smith died of a drug overdose in 2007.

Stern, who claimed he was the girl’s father until DNA tests showed otherwise, has been charged with conspiring to give Smith thousands of prescription pills before her death.

Elaine Marshall, Pierce Marshall’s widow, had argued that the order preventing Smith’s estate from collecting the money should remain in place while the appeals court tries to sort out the tangle of competing claims.

Pierce Marshall died in 2006.

Even in death, Anna Nicole is fighting for her stake in the sweepstakes.

Don't rest in peace until you get your piece, Anna!!

Friday, March 13, 2009

Robin Givens Speaks (No One Listens)



Robin Givens, who famously survived spousal abuse at the hands of boxer Mike Tyson, says Rihanna's situation with Chris Brown brings back lots of painful memories.


Givens alleged Tyson -- who was never convicted of domestic abuse -- hit her for the first time before they married in 1988. The violence escalated: He once threw her up against the wall, punched her in the head, often swung at her and even threatened to kill her.

Despite this, she said she always found herself taking Tyson back.


Hmmm, I wonder why?

All that cash, perhaps?

"All of a sudden this person, this man that you love, that's claiming his love for you, is crying, you know?" she told CNN's Larry King this week. "And then you're consoling them. And it just becomes, 'I'll never, ever, ever do it again. ... I just love you so much. It's so hard for me to handle how much I love you.' And it just begins [again]."

Tyson, she said, also promised her "he was going to get help. And I loved him. I wanted to make it work. I was very bonded. And it's hard to be bonded and save yourself at the same time."

No, Robin. You WANTED bonds. As in stocks nd bonds, you gold-digging ho.

She divorced Tyson in 1989, but the 44-year-old actress said she continues to deal with residue from her abusive marriage.

"Even sitting now ... it shakes you up. You know, you begin to sweat. You begin to feel sad all over. ... It's hard to sit here," she told King. "I've spoken to women every[where] ... and what's amazing is that I find that my story is their story; their story is my story -- down to the details," she went on. "He dragged me down the hall by my hair. He pulled me out of bed by my panties. He would like to choke me. He would kick."

Mike apparently did not kick hard enough, because she is still here on Earth bothering us...


A-ha. Here comes the plug!

She added, "When I wrote my book [2007's 'Grace Will Lead Me Home'], I was somewhere talking about something. And a woman came up to me and she said I wanted you to stop talking because I felt like everybody would know that you were talking about me.

Well, we all know how this story ends, do we not?!

Beyonce's Weave May Be Too Tight Cuz She Said This...




Beyonce says she has never suffered a broken heart because her only relationship has been with husband Jay-Z.

See how she forgot all about those broke thugs in Houston she used to roll with after latching on to Jigga Man?!

The 27-year-old tells L.A. Confidential Magazine, "Fortunately I haven't had any breakups. This is my first relationship. We were together for a really long time before we got married; we were in no rush." The singer claims that, contrary to media reports, their marriage is strong, adding, "I'm very, very happy, that's all I'll say. It's just natural for people to start rumors and try to break things up."


Is this bitch inhaling smoke fumes from a hoopty or something?

First relationship? Mabye in her big ass head, but girls from Houston don't wait until their mid-20s to have their first relationship.

No, Bouncy, correction.

This is your first relationship that MATTERS.

Stop trying to re-write history Beyonce. You just learned HOW to write!

Just wait until Jay-Z pushes her ass down a flight of stairs!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

RiRi-TV!




You'd think with her big ass 5-head, she'd possess more common sense in her cranium, but nooooooooooo. So black Hollywood has come to the rescue before she gets knocked up, Robin Givens-Tina Turna style....


Three television shows will take on the issue of relationship violence today in the wake of pop star Rihanna's alleged beating by singer/boyfriend Chris Brown.


BET presents a live "106 & Park" at 6 p.m. devoted entirely to domestic violence currently affecting teen couples. The show will gather a panel of experts, industry insiders, victims, perpetrators and survivors to carefully examine the impact of domestic violence among our youth and provide tips on breaking the cycle of abuse.



Meanwhile, Tyra Banks will devote today's episode of her talk show to the topic, and will share her own experience of dating a man who emotionally abused her.


Banks says the man chipped away at her, trying to break her down so he could be in control. One day, she woke up and decided to end the relationship because "when you're done, you know you're done."


Banks will also be a guest on today's live edition of "The Oprah Winfrey Show," which Winfrey has dedicated to dating violence in response to the alleged assault of Rihanna.

Rihanna, we are ready for your next club-banger, I mean, hit.

Put Madoff UNDER The Jail Cell!!!




Saying he was “deeply sorry and ashamed,” Bernard Madoff pleaded guilty Thursday to pulling off perhaps the biggest swindle in Wall Street history and was immediately led off to jail in handcuffs to the applause of his seething victims in the courtroom.

U.S. District Judge Denny Chin denied bail for Madoff, 70, and ordered him to jail, noting that he had the means to flee and an incentive to do so because of his age.

The fraud, which prosecutors say may have totaled nearly $65 billion, turned a revered money man into an overnight global disgrace whose name became synonymous with the current economic meltdown.

Madoff described his crimes after he entered a guilty plea to all 11 counts he was charged with, including fraud, perjury, theft from an employee benefit plan, and two counts of international money laundering.

Experts say the actual loss was more likely much less and that higher numbers reflect false profits he promised investors. So far, authorities have located about $1 billion for jilted investors.

To anyone in jail with access to internet, I am sure we speak for many people when we say to fuck his old ass UP in jail.

With a rusty broom handle!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Lil Kim Sees Biggie In Her Dreams?




Lil Kim launched the new season of "Dancing With the Stars" Monday in the night's first performance, a "cha cha cha" she said was dedicated to "her girls" at the federal detention center in Philadelphia, where she served 10 months for perjury.


But the main Lil Kim headline Tuesday morning had nothing to do with her well-received performance, but rather her revelation that she maintains a spiritual connection with late rapper and former lover The Notorious B.I.G. in her dreams.

And as usual, just in time for a new release, Lil' Kim throws out her lifeline to fame, The Notorious B.I.G.

Shut the fuck UP, Kim. How the hell is Biggie Smalls gonna come to you in your dreams when you look NOTHING like the little black smurf he was popping nearly 15 years ago?!!!

Singles Ladies: Sarah Palin Edition




OK, not Sarah Palin, but her skanky, soon to be single teenage daughter...


Bristol Palin and her fiancé Levi Johnston have broken up, two sources tell PEOPLE.

The split happened "a few weeks ago," according to a source close to the couple, but it's unclear what precipitated it. "It was a mutual thing," adds the source.

Bristol, the 18-year-old daughter of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, spoke with FOX News in February and told Greta Van Susteren that she and Levi – who are parents to 2-month-old son, Tripp – expected to get married after they completed high school.

"It kind of just happened," says the source, referring to the split. "I thought they would stick it out. But I think they can work together to raise Tripp."


Well, we ALL know that he stuck it IN. Now he is pulling out and kick rocks!

"I'm not sure what caused [them to break up] – it's common knowledge," says another source who knows the family.

Despite the breakup, Levi still sees the couple's son. Levi's dad, Keith Johnston, told PEOPLE recently that his son is a devoted and "proud father."

Score another for the Democrats.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Keri Hilson Versus Beyonce?





Who said musical rivalries were only for rappers? R&B newcomer Keri Hilson appears to be looking for a fight with Beyonce and Ciara based on her verse in the remix of her hit single "Turning Me On."

And usually, we here at Society Sex are notz keen on taking the sides of newcomers with half a hit under their belts, but in this case, we're gonna GO THERE.


In the updated version, featuring T-Pain, the Atlanta native tells the targets of her lyrics to "move it to the left," "go have some babies" and "if you want me you can find me in Decatur ho."


During an interview with radio station 95.5 in Atlanta, Hilson said she "wants to be distanced from the diss record" and admitted that the whole idea came from the song's producer, Polow Da Don.

Polow De Pon himself insisted that Keri "would never diss Beyonce." However, he didn't comment on the apparent diss of Ciara.


Below are Hilson's lyrics in question:

I shot the sheriff, but wait till i shoot these b*thces……down
now i ain’t tryin to start no mess it just something of my chest…..that i need to get off
cause you turnin me off
ya vision cloudy if you think you the best
you can dance, you can sing but need to move it to the left
you need to go have some babies, she needs to sit down she fadin'

those other b*tches ain’t even worth my time to talk about
been had dollas boy, go get ya money up
know you ain’t the only homie homie lined up
I ain’t turnin it off, im still turning it on
go head and tell these folks how long I’ve been writing your song
I been putting you on
just check the credits ho
and if you want me you can find me in Decatur ho


All we gotta say is, you beter watch your back, Keri.

Beyonce already got Rihanna beat down. You could be next!!!

Britney Spears Might As Well Have A Dildo On Stage




So it has been reported that Britney was heard mouthing on stage the other night...


"My pussy is hanging out!"

Isn't it always, Britney? Those skank-flaps have been seen time and time again by any and everyone with sight.


Why is the mic even on? It's not like this ho sings a fuckin' note. I cannot believe in this recession people are shelling out precious dollars to see this swamp-pussy, gutter-bucket, backwoods, trailer trash travesty!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Jay-Z Better Get Tina on Speed-Dial!!!!




The March 16 issue of Star claims that Rihanna and Chris Brown did more than just reconcile while staying at Diddy's Miami Beach estate last weekend. The tabloid quotes sources who swear the two secretly got married.

"All she's ever wanted was to be with him forever," the unnamed source tells Star. "Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, 'I can't live without you.'"


Star is reporting that the couple "had a tearful face-to-face meeting at Diddy's $14.5 million Miami mansion, during which an emotional Chris apologized, begged for forgiveness and proposed to her on the spot.


"The pair wasted no time making Rihanna's fairy tale come true. They even called a minister to the mansion on exclusive Star Island!"

Meanwhile, Us Weekly is reporting that Chris and Rihanna have been staying in a room together at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills since arriving from Miami early Tuesday. The magazine said both Beyonce and Oprah Winfrey have contacted Rihanna, and her mentor, Jay-Z, talks to her every single day.

Us also reports that Jay-Z is trying to arrange a meeting between Rihanna and Tina Turner, who survived years of domestic abuse at the hands of her former husband, Ike Turner.

Warning: Solange Beats Her Fan





We did not even know she had one, but apparently, she has a few.

Solange Knowles attempted a heavy metal move during a recent concert only to have it go awry and send fans on the front row ducking for cover.

According to WENN, Beyonce's younger sister was performing on-stage at the House of Blues in Chicago on Feb. 25 when she decided to channel her inner rock god by grabbing the stand and swinging it high into the air.

She then attempted to throw it across the stage - but it slipped from her grasp and went flying into the crowd, striking a fan.

Horrified Knowles muttered, "Didn't mean to hit you there," before sprinting off-stage.

Hours later, she tweeted the following explanation: "Yeah, I wasn't feeling 'the love' from my parents so I threw a mix (sic) stand on someones head? Smh (shaking my head)! But Lmao (laughing my a** off) too. Heheeheh. I was trying to throw it off stage but it went into the crowd. Turns out I'm a bad rock star."

Solange said she made sure that her fan wasn't injured in the mishap, adding: "I did however feel really bad about it, I looked and made sure everyone was ok and had someone go and double check."

Monday, March 2, 2009

Beating is the New Aphrodisiac




Within hours of news that Rihanna and Chris Brown were holed up at Diddy's spread in Miami trying to work things out, reaction has poured in from fans of the singers, domestic violence experts and Rihanna's own father, Ronald Fenty.


"I love my daughter with whatever road she takes. I'm behind her win or lose. I will be supportive. If that's the road she wants to choose, I'm behind her," Fenty told Us Weekly from his Barbados home.

He told People.com that he hasn't spoken to his daughter since earlier this month, for her 21st birthday, and only found out about her reconciliation with Brown through the media.

"We are a family who stick together even though we are apart," he tells People.com. "She's a smart girl."

When asked what he would tell Brown as a father, he demurred, "I have no comment on Chris Brown."

Smart girl our ass. Smart girls don't go back to men that beat on them!

Michael Jackson's Testament




Michael Jackson has reportedly recorded more than 100 songs that are only to be heard by his three children upon his death, according to a biographer.


Ian Halperin, author of the forthcoming book "Unmasked, The Michael Jackson Story," says Jackson's secret tunes were written and produced specifically for his seeds Prince, 11, Paris Katherine, 10, and five-year-old Prince Michael II, and will be revealed to them after he dies.

"I was astonished by the number of songs which have been held back," Halperin says. "I was told that he will not let them come out now but wants to leave them for his kids, a very personal legacy to them."


Also according to Halperin, the King of Pop has agreed to sing at a party for Russian billionaire Oleg Derispaska in April in exchange for $2.9 million.

Halperin says Jackson's contract stipulates that a full team of experts be on hand to ensure he is in full health. And if the Oleg gig is successful, it could mean Jackson will go ahead with plans for a residency at London's O2 Arena - his first major performances since his last tour in 1996.

"The concert would be his first in years and is being seen as a test to see if he could perform in London but a lot depends on his health," Halperin says. "The rider for the gig by Jackson's handlers includes a request for nine top doctors to be on site at all times, 11 gourmet chefs, 1,200 bottles of the world's finest bottled water, Bling H2O and six massage therapists."

If this is being broke, please sign us up!!!