Thursday, April 30, 2009
Naomi Campbell: I Am Not Retiring From Doing Nothing
Just in time for the release of new cell phones worldwide:
Supermodel Naomi Campbell is squashing reports that she has decided to step away from the catwalk for good in order to start a family.
The 39-year-old recently revealed that she longs for motherhood and one day plans to slow down her career, prompting speculation she wants to retire and settle down with tycoon boyfriend Vladislav Doronin.
She told reporters last year, "It'll be 25 years (as a model) next year. In terms of fashion shows, I don't really see myself doing every show everywhere. I'm a woman and I'd like to be a mother one day."
But Campbell insists she's not ready to quit just yet. Her spokesperson tells WENN, "She's absolutely not retiring from fashion. She loves what she does for a living and she's not planning to retire."
Apparently, Steroids Make You Turn Orange: A-Rod
Alex Rodriguez may have been using steroids when he was a highly touted high school player and was suspected of using performance-enhancers while playing for the New York Yankees, according to a soon-to-be-released book.
The Daily News reported in Thursday’s edition that Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts’ upcoming book “A-Rod” offers an unflattering portrait of the MVP slugger as a needy personality who wanted his ego stroked constantly.
It had ot be his ego, ebcause anything else that was stroked probably didn't stand to attention, if you catch our drift.
A high school teammate of A-Rod’s told Roberts that the future No. 1 draft pick was on steroids as a prep player and his coach knew it — an allegation the coach, Rich Hoffman, denied.
Rodriguez has admitted to using performance-enhancers while with the Texas Rangers but insists he gave up the habit when he was traded to the Yankees in 2004.
In the book, however, an unnamed major leaguer is quoted as saying A-Rod and former Yankees pitcher Kevin Brown, who was named in the Mitchell Report, were seen together with human growth hormone — or HGH — in 2004.
The book also goes on to say that two anonymous Yankees said they believed A-Rod was using banned substances based on visual side effects, and that a clubhouse staffer said management had a suspicion that that the third baseman may have been juicing.
No wonder Vadge quit his ass. She needs hypnotic peen that can handle her steeltrap thundercat. Not flaccid fuckery!!!
Somewhere, Amy Winehouse Is Rejoicing!
The Obama administration joined a federal judge Wednesday in urging Congress to end a racial disparity by equalizing prison sentences for dealing and using crack versus powdered cocaine.
"Jails are loaded with people who look like me," U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton, an African-American, told a Senate Judiciary subcommittee hearing.
Assistant Attorney General Lanny Breuer said the administration believes Congress' goal "should be to completely eliminate the disparity" between the two forms of cocaine. "A growing number of citizens view it as fundamentally unfair," Breuer testified.
Durbin said more than 81 percent of those convicted for crack offenses in 2007 were African-American, although only about 25 percent of crack cocaine users are African Americans.
Looks like the prisons and jails are about to get REALLY integrated!!!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Welcome Back, Lane!
Dennis Rodman Can Get Cheaper Ass Than This!!!
The Apprentice" alum Dennis Rodman was ordered to pay $225,000 for smacking a Las Vegas waitress on the butt without permission.
A federal judge on Tuesday ruled in favor of 28-year-old Sara Robinson, the "beverage manager" at the now defunct Cuba Libre bar in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, reports TMZ.com.
She accused the former NBA star of becoming intoxicated at the hotel bar and delivering an unsolicited smack to her backside.
Robinson claimed Rodman's actions -- which also included an incident where he grabbed her and tried to force her to dance with him -- completely humiliated her in front of her coworkers and guests.
Mrs. Ed Knocked Up: Here' s Why...
Bring out the apples and peanut butter. The stable has been a-shakin'!
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick will be taking on a new role: heterosexual couple.
We kid, we kid!
The “Sex and the City” star and her actor-husband are expecting twins through a surrogate pregnancy, representatives for the couple said Tuesday. Because of course SJP would not fuck up her figure to squeeze another baby out of her hole. And besides that, her beard has other things on his mind (and lap).
Parker, 44, and Broderick, 47, “are happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. The entire family is overjoyed,” said a statement from the publicists.
What are they gonna name these kids?
Kentucky Derby and Preakness?!
Sharks Don't Even Wanna Bite It
OK, this is not up for debate. It is what it is:
Lindsay Lohan is a skankdafied strawberry snortcake that is clinging to her teen fame like a crackhead clings to a pipe.
The above pic is of Lindsay taking a pus-filled stroll in Maui as she releases a few crabs into the sand here and there
And, yes, she is underweight and looks dirty as fuck! Teen girls, please do not imitate this look.
Eat something!!
Monday, April 27, 2009
Gay Green Acres
Iowa counties are preparing for what could be hundreds of same-sex couples applying for marriage licenses.
Monday will mark the first time such couples will be allowed to get them there after a state Supreme Court ruling handed down April 3 paved the way.
The state requires a three-day waiting period before ceremonies, but judges can waive that and allow immediate weddings.
Did anyone see THIS coming? Republicans are probably pising their diapers right now!
The Swine Is taking Over!!!
Miss Piggy looks guilty as sin!!!
The European Union's health commissioner urged Europeans on Monday to postpone nonessential travel to the United States or Mexico due to swine flu.
EU Health Commissioner Andorra Vassiliou met with the EU foreign ministers on the subject as Spain reported the first confirmed case of swine flu in Europe. That was also the first swine flu case outside North America.
On arriving in Luxembourg, Vassiliou advised Europeans to reassess their travel plans.
So we here at Society/Sex are going one step further. No more products with swine in them. We've been hearing they were some filthy animals for years, but never believed it.
Goddamn swine!!!
Sunday, April 26, 2009
You Bitches Did Not Listen!!!
I told you heauxz not to go support Beyonce and this raggedy ass `Fatal Attraction' rip-off. Now she will be creeping up in theatres more foten and we'll never get rid of her!!!
Obsessed,' produced by Beyonce's daddy/paramour and starring Beyoncé did so well Friday and Saturday, opening No. 1 to $11.2 million both days in North American grosses from 2,515 theaters for what was an overperforming $26M weekend. Amazing, since the studio claims it cost only $20M and was expecting only $18M. This was the 2nd biggest Screen Gems opening ever. The pic did best with female audiences under 25, followed by females over 25."
Of course it only cost $20 million to make. 18 of that went into her weave to transform B into a 'serious actress'.
Can't wait for the sequel to this. They really should ahve called this what it was:
'Black Girl Beats White Girl'
Xzibit: Pimp My Bank Account
Unfortunately for rapper/actor Xzibit, his funny money situation has gone public. But we here at Society/Sex can guarantee that if he goes to jail, he can get his braids done for free.
Picture it, Xzibit between some man's knees...We'll wait.
Published reports say he owes at least $21,403.98 in back mortgage payments, and he's officially been warned by the bank that foreclosure is next. It's also being reported that he owes more than $500,000 in back taxes!
Specifically Xzibit owes $501,840 in federal taxes. The IRS filed a $205,485 lien on February 4 in the Los Angeles County Recorder of Deeds office. On April 17, 2008, the IRS had filed a $296,355 lien. (Detroit News)
From his point of view, we guess Mr. X-to-tha-Z is saying "what financial crunch(?)" cause he's offering $10,000 to fans willing to follow him via his Twitter account.
Listen folks. All rappers lie about their financial status. These bitches are all one paycheck away from the unemployment line just like us,.
Right, Lil' Kim?
R.I.P., Miss Arthur
We checked the paper today and read this and was in tears:
Beatrice Arthur, the tall, deep-voiced actress whose razor-sharp delivery of comedy lines made her a TV star in the hit shows "Maude" and "The Golden Girls" and who won a Tony Award for the musical "Mame," died Saturday. She was 86.
Arthur died peacefully at her Los Angeles home with her family at her side, family spokesman Dan Watt said. She had cancer, Watt said, declining to give further details.
"She was a brilliant and witty woman," said Watt, who was Arthur's personal assistant for six years. "Bea will always have a special place in my heart."
And ours too. Our condolences to the family. Miss Arthur was a class act from beginning to end.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Kelly Clarkson Is Not a Lesbian! I Repeat...
This pic screams 'L-Word!'
In the April 30 issue of Rolling Stone, Clarkson (lesbian!) said that it’s not her fame or residence in rural (lesbionic) Texas that have hindered (lesbian!)her search for love, it’s just that she’s not obsessed with finding it.
“I’m not that girl who’s really concerned with it. I’ve dated a bit (cunnilingus!) and it’s just draining to me,” Clarkson told the magazine. “If it’s not going to happen natural, obviously it’s going to be someone in the industry because that’s the only time people ever really see me.”
The original “American Idol” went on to explain that everyone but her seems to be preoccupied with the state of her dating life.
Mainly exec at her label who knows she drifts towards poon!
“I don’t ever worry about it. I really love being single. I like having that freedom,” Clarkson explained. “I’m only 26 years old so I’m not in any kind of rush… I’m not really that girl that’s looking for it.”
Friday, April 24, 2009
Drive-Through Plastic Surgery for Michael Jackson?
While Michael Jackson was inside of Cedars Sinai hospital in Beverly Hills Wednesday waiting for his ride, the ride was busy sideswiping a parked ambulance and then taking off.
According to KNBC, emergency medical technician Jamin Mauro and his partner were sitting idle inside of their ambulance when a black Cadillac Escalade sideswiped their vehicle, knocking their side mirror off in the process.
The driver then came to a stop, hopped out of the vehicle with an umbrella, and walked to the hospital doors to met Jackson, Mauro said.
"We were hit by the Escalade, and I was taking pictures for my company insurance," Mauro said. "About 30 seconds after, Jackson walked out of a medical building. He jumped into the Escalade and they sped off."
Mauro said a nurse confirmed that Jackson had been in the building. The Beverly Hills Police Department issued a related statement that did not contain any mention of Jackson, but noted that paparazzi had been following the Escalade at the time of the collision.
"The suspect's vehicle, a dark colored SUV, struck a parked vehicle causing moderate damage to the victim's vehicle. The suspect's vehicle was being followed by a group of paparazzi at the time of the collision," according to the statement.
Mauro said he and his partner were banged up in the crash, but more upset that the driver of the Escalade did not stop to exchange information.
"I don't know if Jackson told him to leave or not," Mauro said of the driver. "But they should have stayed."
In related news, a group of boy scouts remain missing and at large.
Gold-Diggers Everywhere Crying Out Over This News...
The prenuptial agreement between Tyrese Gibson and his estranged wife Norma Gibson was uncovered and gold-diggers everywhere are cringing in their inherited boots and gold pieces:
"According to the documents, Norma doesn't get a piece of any of Tyrese's possessions -- not his production company, not his cars, not his house ... nothing," the Web site reported.
Damn, talk about an iron-clad contract. Someone needs to find this lawyer and put him on retainer!
"The prenup does state that Norma would get a lump sum of $50,000 for every year they were married -- maxed out at 10 years," noted the site. The couple was only married 10 months.
According to the prenup, if either side files for separation or divorce, Norma has to move out of the house within 60 days -- or else Tyrese can get a court order to make her move out.
Damn, that's an awfully mean contract there, Ty-Ty.
But we are secretly admiring it!
J-Hud Knocked Up?
He ain't even got the ring on her finger yet, and he is locked in for life. He was not born yesterday!
Rumors of a Jennifer Hudson pregnancy continue in the wake of news from Essence.com this week that the reports are indeed true.
Essence.com and gossip blogger Janet Charlton both claimed that J-Hud's camp would be announcing soon that she and her fiancé, David Otunga, are expecting a baby. Essence said they had received confirmation "through two sources close to" the singer.
The singer herself, currently on tour with Robin Thicke, has yet to release an official statement confirming or denying the baby talk. She and Otunga are expected to tie the knot this summer.
If she is pregnant, how is she gonna fit into the next SATC movie?!
And to think she just got down to a nice size only to get blown up again!!!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Watch Out, OctoMommy! You Got Competition
This is one fertile fucka!!!!
A third woman has come forward claiming that Paraguayan President Fernando Lugo fathered a child with her out of wedlock.
Damiana Moran, a teacher, told reporters Wednesday that she is confident Lugo will recognize the paternity of the 16-month-old boy.
"He has the will to take responsibility as it corresponds to the rights of the child," she said.
Moran's claim is the third in two weeks against the leftist president, who shot to power eight months ago after spending years as a Roman Catholic bishop fighting for the rights of his poor parishioners.
Lugo, 57, acknowledged last week that he is the father of a 2-year-old child conceived in the months before he stepped down as bishop.
That admission came after the woman, Viviana Carrillo, filed suit seeking a paternity test.
Then on Monday, a second woman claimed she also bore a child with Lugo.
The third accuser, Moran, said she had worked for Lugo's election and was speaking out about the child to prevent the president's political opponents from exploiting the situation.
If you work on his campaign, you might be working the polls AND the pole!
OctoMom as a Stripper!? The Horror!
We like the stage name of Octopussy better. 8 pussies, 8 bucks!!!
While octuplets’ mom Nadya Suleman recently stated she couldn’t remember the details of her exotic dancer past, the latest issue of In Touch Weekly features the alleged low-down on Suleman’s dancing days.
“I met her at an amateur contest, and we wound up doing parties together,” a stripper called “Sage” told the magazine. “She was overly flirty with the guys we performed for.”
We here at Society/Sex wonder if any of those guys fathered any of her gang of children?!
In addition to that revelation, In Touch reported that “numerous sources” confirmed Suleman, who has previously denied any interest in copying or even being a fan of celebrity mom Angelina Jolie, danced under the name “Angelina” and hoped to become a household name one day.
“(Suleman) always said she wanted to be really famous,” explained Luis Ceballos, a limo driver who claims he once shuttled Suleman and other dancers to those aforementioned parties.
Well, now she is infamous for shooting creatures out of her poon faster than anyone in recent memory!
Another Destiny's Child Member Sabotaged!!
LeToya Luckett could've used some better luck during the release of her first album in 2006. But where there's a B, there's a speed bump.
Soon after her self-titled debut hit the stores, her label, Capitol-EMI, announced it would merge with Virgin Records to form the Capitol Music Group. In the midst of the restructuring, the group's executive vice president of urban music, Ronnie Johnson, died of a heart attack.
That's it. Beyonce fucked him to death!
"When you get caught up in a merger and then lose someone who was so involved in your project, there's nothing you can do," Luckett tells the Hollywood Reporter. "You don't have control; you can't release another album. So you learn to be patient."
Kelly Rowland: take notes!!!
When Cougars Attack
While promoting her new reality series "The Cougar," about a 40-something woman courted by much younger men, Vivica A. Fox was asked if she has adopted the cougar philosophy in her own life.
"I met a couple of people recently who sparked my interest," the 44-year-old actress told People.com. "And yes, I am being a cougar! They are all much younger than me. I always tell them I am in my 40s up front."
Fox says the show is "empowering" for women like Stacey Anderson, 40, the "cougar" who is the object of affection for 20 young hopefuls on the new TV Land series, which airs Wednesday nights at 10 p.m.
"A lot of people think that because a woman is older and is going to date a younger guy that she just wants a young stud muffin in bed," she says. "No! That is not the case. The show will show that age is just a number."
As for her own dating status, "I am single right now," she says. "I am a different breed of chick. I like to go by the beat of my own drum. I haven't found a man that I want to answer to."
This is a cougar heaux that needs to be spayed and put down and out of her misery. Vivica is one pinch away from dire straits, so young men, if you see her coming, please ask if this feline has had all her shots!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Extreme Lie- Telling: Paula Abdul
Paula Abdul gets candid in an interview with ABC News “Nightline’s” Cynthia McFadden airing Thursday. The “American Idol” judge talks about alcohol and prescription drug use, rumored feuds with her fellow judge Kara DioGuardi and her future with the popular reality singing competition.
Abdul’s free-form feedback style during judging on “Idol” has caused many to wonder if she’s ever battled against alcohol or prescription drugs — something she flatly denies.
“So let me just ask you the question straight up. Absolutely crystal clear you have not abused prescription drugs?” McFadden asked.
LIES!!!
“Never,” Abdul said.
“You have not consumed alcohol before going on the air?” McFadden pressed.
“Never. I’ve never been drunk in my life,” she told McFadden. “I don’t like it. It’s not my thing. Spending money on clothes and shoes, that’s another thing.”
LIES!!!
“No, no, no, no, no. Will not take those drugs,” she said referring to prescription pain medications. “And you can check my medical records there is nothing like that. I was never on Oxycontin or Vicadin or anything like that. I was on nerve medicine and anti-inflammatories.”
McFadden asked about her behavior on her 2007 Bravo reality show, “Hey Paula,” saying, “There are so many times where you don’t look like you are really there. You’re eyes are closing, you’re head is falling back.”
“Because I’m falling asleep and a camera is on me,” Abdul explained. “I don’t have anything that is shameful. I don’t have anything to be embarrassed about that was not accurate documentation of my life.”
We cannot go on with this report. We don't report fiction here!!!
Chrihanna: The Encounter Awaits...
Now ball up those other three fingers Chris like a punk bitch and swing!
When I first read this, I thought it was for a boxing match.
At press time, both Chris Brown and Rihanna were still on the guest list to attend tonight's ASCAP Awards after-show party in Hollywood to honor Andre Merritt, a songwriter who has worked with them both.
According to WENN, Rihanna – as of Tuesday – was confirmed to attend the event, along with celebs Columbus Short and Jesse McCartney. Brown, at press time, was listed as "possibly" attending.
If the former lovers do attend, it will be the first time they've been under the same roof at a public event since their fight on Feb. 8 landed Brown in legal trouble and Rihanna in the hospital.
Meanwhile, Los Angeles Lakers star Andrew Bynum is denying rumors that he is Rihanna's new boyfriend.
The two celebs were spotted out together last weekend, but the NBA star told TMZ.com, "No" when asked if a romance was brewing between them.
The Mia Farrow Diet
Let the death watch begin now...
Mia Farrow plans to begin a hunger strike next week in solidarity with the people of Darfur.
The 64-year-old actress and humanitarian says she will begin a “fast of only water” on Monday “as a personal expression of outrage at a world that is somehow able to stand by and watch innocent men, women and children needlessly die of starvation, thirst and disease.”
Farrow was moved to begin the hunger strike after the Sudanese government expelled international aid agencies from the country last month. Farrow says she is calling on world leaders to “help build a credible peace process” to end the violence in Darfur. Her protest is part of Genocide Prevention Month, a campaign to stop genocide worldwide.
We love Mia for her causes. We really do. But we thought she had been on a hunger strike since 1965! If she goes on a hunger strike, we might as well start selecting the casket now.
We'd be more into Kim Kardashian and her ass going on a hunger strike!
Is Lauryn Back?
Remember when we all used to love Lauryn Hills? The doo wop, the braids, the voice...then the breakdown, the kids, and more kids. Doesn't she have half a dozen now?! Anyway, there is hope that Ms. Hill may be back on the circuit soon.
The Stockholm Jazz Festival, one of Sweden's biggest music events, has announced that Lauryn Hill will return as headline act for its 2009 concert in July.
Festival spokesman Gunnar Lagerman says the R&B singer will perform at the five-day event as part of a 10-stop European tour, reports the Associated Press, and mark the second time the former Fugees singer has headlined the festival.
Other artists lined up for the July 15-19 event include tenor saxophonist Sonny Rollins and Brazilian singer Gilberto Gil.
The Stockholm Jazz Festival celebrates its 26th anniversary this year and is expected to attract up to 30,000 people. Previous performers include Mary J. Blige, Sting, Stevie Wonder, Ella Fitzgerald and Dizzy Gillespie.
Jill Scott Delivers...A Boy!
It's a BOY! In Los Angeles, neo-soul singer and actress Jill Scott and her fiancé Lil' John Roberts have given birth to a beautiful baby boy.
Jett Hamilton Roberts weighed in 7 pounds, 8oz and was 20 inches long. Jett was born this past Monday, April 20 at 4:20 p.m.
Congratulations to the couple and their new addition to the family.
Janet's Not-So-Secret Secret & The Side Effects
Gossip blogger Janet Charlton claims to know why Janet Jackson is able to shed pounds so quickly before major projects.
"We've learned her secret: Human Growth Hormones," Charlton wrote in her Tuesday column. "The same controversial supplement that Sylvester Stallone takes.
"HGH injections are said to slow aging, decrease fat, and boost stamina. Users are advised to take periodic breaks from the drug but they feel so good it's hard to stop.
"The main drawback, besides the high price, is that the long term effects of HGH are not known."
We at Society/Sex know what the side effects are: your labels are more likely to drop your ass and you get the insane urge to fuck gremlins, trolls, and gnomes.
Just say NO, Janet!
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Madonna is the HO(rse) Whisperer
But the questions is..what the HELL is she saying to horses that make them wanna fling her ass upwards into the sky?!!
Madonna took a tumble while horseback riding in the Hamptons on Saturday when her mount was startled by photographers, and she suffered "minor injuries" and bruises, a spokeswoman said.
Paparazzi had "jumped out of the bushes" to photograph her, spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg said.
It's at least the second fall from a horse in four years for Madonna, who recently turned 50.
She was thrown from a horse in England in the summer of 2005. She cracked three ribs and broke her collarbone and a hand in that accident.
Al. B. Sure Is A DeadBeat Dad!
This is to all those women that were running after those yellow brothers back in the day. See? They don't pay child support either....
The saddest thing is knowing that men abandon their children ... regularly. But, what’s even sadder is the essay that you are going to read from Al. B. Sure’s son Quincy to us and his father. The absence has weighed so heavily on him that he has lashed out in a letter so profoundly illustrating his pain that your heart truly goes out to him.
He makes note of the fact that P. Diddy was the only father he ever knew. It’s evident that he has been a major influence in his life because while the letter is moving, he also uses the opportunity, while he has your rapt attention, to promote his newest single that plays while you read. Leave it to Puff Daddy to turn misery into profit.
Candy Spelling Needs GPS In Her House
A former employee of Candy Spelling’s has sued her for alleged wrongful termination, according to court papers acquired by Access Hollywood.
Lourdes Serrano filed papers on Thursday, April 16, with Los Angeles Superior Court against Spelling, the widow of TV mogul Aaron Spelling.
Serrano, who claims to have worked as a housekeeper for Spelling, alleged that she was told “Spelling would prefer that employees not take” breaks, though they are required by California labor laws.
Serrano probably did not even take a break. She probably just took a wrong turn in the house adn got lost for a little while. We know how it is to live in a house too damn big for us. We have since downgraded to a crackhouse.
Dick Cheney Needs to Meet Bo's Trainer & Learn Some Tricks
As the Obama family presented their new Portuguese water dog Bo to the press corps on Tuesday, his trainer was busy talking to Us Weekly about the types of tricks and obedience commands she has been teaching him since March.
"He sits very well, he does down very well. He shakes, he rolls over," says trainer Dawn Sylvia. "He knows his off command, which means don’t touch. He understands wait."
Bo is a "typical puppy," Sylvia continues. "He wants to play and he has his crazy moments like puppies do. But incredibly enough, I have owned and worked with a lot of dogs, and he is incredibly bright and sensitive and he thinks about things and he has an excellent memory."
The president is impressed with his new pet as well, telling reporters Tuesday, "He's got star quality. …That's a good looking dog, let's face it."
Obama says the entire family will "take turns walking the dog." Including him? "Of course!"
"I love him," Malia, 10, told reporters. "He's perfect."
Don't Believe What You See On 'Cribs'
Yet another hip hop artist/producer posing with cars that aren't theirs. And we thought only broke people in the ghetto did that...
Music producer Scott Storch has reportedly been charged with grand theft auto after leasing a Bentley that he never returned.
According to TMZ.com, the musician entered a not guilty plea in Florida's Broward County Court last Friday. The leasing company allegedly took 7 months to find the vehicle, the Web site reported.
Storch's lawyer, Bradford M. Cohen, said in a statement: "We are disappointed in the decision to take a civil dispute and file it as a criminal charge. There are many facts, that when revealed, will clearly demonstrate that there was no criminal wrong doing on behalf of my client."
It's a recession anyway, bitches. use the bus!!!!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Jamie Foxx to Miley Cyrus: "Hey, Ho!"
Jamie Foxx may be crazy like a fox, or just plain crazy, but he ain't stupid. Well, not stupid enough to know when it's time cut his losses. Such was the case last night on his conveniently scheduled appearance on the "Tonight Show With Jay Leno."
Like they say, timing is everything. The comedian/actor/singer used the occasion to publicly apologize to 16-year-old singer Miley Cyrus for making some pretty outrageous comments about her as reported in Tuesday's EUR:
"She's gonna ruin Radiohead's career?" Foxx asked before ripping into the teen star. "Make a sex tape and grow up. Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan, start seeing a lesbian, and get some crack in your pipe; catch Chlamydia on a bicycle seat."
Well, Mr. Foxx just took the words out of our mouths!
Olympians & Their Weed
Jamaican Olympic sprinter Usain Bolt has issued an apology for his comments in a German newspaper suggesting marijuana use in his country is something learned in childhood.
"I want to apologize to the Jamaican people if at anytime it may have come across that all young people roll a joint,'" Bolt said in a statement issued through his manager Norman Peart. "I would also like to urge the upcoming stars to stay away from any kind of drugs, as it is not of any value to them or the sport you participate in."
Bolt, who stormed to three gold medals in world record times at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, was quoted by the Bild tabloid as saying "When you're a child in Jamaica, you learn how to roll a joint."
We all know he's not lying, but is there really any need to announce it?
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Ciara Follows The Leader(s)
I see more than traces of Aaliyah, Beyonce (who 'borrows' concepts enough in her own right), etc, etc.
What do you heauxz see?!
You be the judge!!!
What do you heauxz see?!
You be the judge!!!
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Delusional Bitch of the Day: Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty
Chris Brown has pleaded not guilty to two felony counts in connection with the beating of his girlfriend Rihanna, and a preliminary hearing has been set for April 29.
Not guilty? Not guilty of an uppercut to her toe, maybe. All other areas were apparently fair game, judging from the photos released after he went 10 rounds on her alien 5-head.
The R&B star, dressed in a black suit, arrived about 30 minutes after his scheduled 3 p.m. arraignment in Los Angeles to a bevy of news cameras and photographers.
Flanked by his lawyer, Mark Geragos, Brown entered a not guilty plea to assault likely to cause great bodily harm and making criminal threats in the alleged Feb. 8 altercation, in which the singer allegedly punched, choked, and threatened to kill Rihanna just hours before their scheduled performance at the Grammys, according to a search warrant affidavit.
If convicted, Brown, 19, faces anywhere from probation to a maximum four years and eight months in state prison, prosecutors say. However, legal experts tell People.com that he will likely accept a plea deal on lesser charges with anywhere from a 30- to 180-day jail sentence and three to five years probation.
"A plea deal would be the quickest and least messy way to end this case," says L.A. criminal defense attorney Jeffery Rubenstein, who's not involved with the case. "It would also let Rihanna off the hook from testifying in court."
Rihanna's attorney Donald Etra told reporters outside the courtroom, "Nothing's changed with regard to Rihanna's stance toward this case ... She will testify if subpoenaed and will do everything that's required of her to do."
Currently the singer, is "doing fine," says Etra. "She's in Barbados now with her family."
Madonna Denied! My Personal Sweepstakes Carries On
In a surprise move, a judge on Friday rejected Madonna's request to adopt a second child from Malawi even though the country's child welfare minister had supported Madonna's application to raise the 3-year-old girl.
Madonna's lawyer, Alan Chinula, refused to discuss the ruling further, saying only that he had passed it on to the pop star, who was in the southern African nation but did not attend Friday's court hearing. Madonna can appeal the decision to Malawi's Supreme Court.
A judge who did not make the ruling but saw it and another lawyer present when the ruling was made said Madonna was rejected because of residency rules. Both spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the case.
Malawi adoption regulations require that prospective parents live in the southern African nation for at least 18 months.
Can you imagine Madonna living in Malawi for 18 months? That is a reality show if there ever was one. A shitload of children running after her when she walks through the streets, hoping to be the one scooped up into her clan.
Save yourself a year and a half of anguish, Vadge and adopt me.
Angelina would never have problems like this.
Step up your game, Material Heaux!!
Wanda On The Small Screen
Wanda Sykes is about to finalize a deal for an hour-long late-night talk show to air Saturday nights on Fox.
The program, slated to premiere in the fall, will succeed the recently canceled sketch comedy show "MadTV." The format will feature Sykes and a panel of recurring guests sparring over issues concerning politics as well as pop culture. Sykes will appear in field segments as well.
Sykes's deal brings a rare female presence to late-night television, which is dominated by white male hosts. The actress, who co-stars on CBS' "The New Adventures of Old Christine," previously headlined the sitcom "Wanda at Large" on Fox.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Time To Make Set It Off Required Viewing At Oprah's School
For the second time in two years, allegations of sexual abuse have plagued Oprah Winfrey's school for girls in South Africa.
According to local newspaper "Afrikaans on Sunday," seven students were suspended last week for sexually harassing their schoolmates.
One 15-year-old was accused of preying on another student and forcing other girls to lie to investigators about it, the paper reported. Other girls were said to be caught fondling each other or trying to get other girls to join them in sexual activity.
A letter sent to one of the suspended girls' parents reportedly read, "You have been found guilty of physical contact of a sexual nature with another pupil on campus, harassment, bullying other girls on campus and of being dishonest by not telling investigators the whole truth."
Oprah's spokesperson, Lisa Halliday, confirmed the girls had been suspended from the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy School for Girls - but gave few details. "It is because they contravened the school's code of conduct," she said. "We regard the incident as confidential."
Winfrey opened the school in 2007, calling it the proudest day of her life. About 10 months later, 15 girls reported they had been sexually abused by a matron, Virginia Tiny Mokgobo, 27. She denies the charges and is due back in court on June 1.
Run, Kelly, Run!!!!
Several weeks after parting ways with her manager Mathew Knowles, Destiny's Child veteran Kelly Rowland has also ended things as a solo artist with her label, Columbia Records.
The Grammy-winning R&B singer, however, will continue with the company as a member of Destiny's Child.
As if they will ever reunite!
"Because Columbia Records has been my home base as an artist for more than a decade, the decision to move out on my own required a lot of soul-searching," said Rowland in a statement released Tuesday by the label.
"As a solo artist, I felt the need to explore new directions, new challenges, and new freedoms outside my comfort zone and my friends and family at Columbia have been incredibly understanding about my evolution," she continued. "I want to thank everyone at Columbia for the love and support they've shown and I will never forget how many good times we've had over the years."
translation: fuck you Columbia. "You've been under-marketing my albums the past few years and I am getting away from The Beyonce Show!!"
Rob Stringer, CEO, Columbia/Epic Label Music Group, said, "Kelly Rowland is one of our finest contemporary artists and a musical force to be reckoned with. It has been a privilege and a pleasure to work with Kelly and we will continue our working relationship with her under the Destiny's Child moniker. The decision for Kelly to seek other opportunities for her solo career was agreed upon mutually, and any reports to the contrary are false."
We feel fairly secure in saying the following...
LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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