Naomi Vs. Tyra?

Is Naomi the Next Tyra?

Attention aspiring models/abusive women/cell phone aficionados across the pond!

Supermodel (and train wreck) Naomi Campbell is in talks to host a British version of America’s Next Top Model.

“Naomi has been approached with an offer, which we are talking are...discussing... but nothing is set in stone yet,” Campbell’s spokesperson told the Daily Mail. If Campbell does sign on for the show, she'll give the reigning supermodel-turned-model scout, Tyra Banks, some competition—now that’s a runway walk-off we’d like to watch!

We'd love love love to see this.

Just think of sweeps when Naomi snatches off her wig, grabs her cell phone, and beats down an aspiring model?

Sign us the fuck UP!

Victoria Principal Is Headed to Space

Former Dallas star Victoria Principal has signed up to take a ride in the world's first commercial passenger spacecraft, the VSS Enterprise, which was unveiled Monday in the Mojave Desert by space pioneers Sir Richard Branson and Burt Rutan.

"Going into space fulfills many desires I have of seeing the planet, going fast, going someplace very few people have been – and hopefully coming back down!" Principal tells PEOPLE.

The actress, who is also a skin-care magnate and an amateur race car driver, says space travel has always been her fantasy.

She forgot to mention that in space your face stops moving. Anything to maintain that plastic surgery!

Nic Cage Is Gonna Be Broker Than Broke

Nicolas Cage's financial and legal nightmare continues to grow.

He should have stay married to that first piece and not left her for Mulan's stunt double.

Christina Fulton, mother of Cage's eldest child Weston, 18, is suing the actor for fraud and breach of contract, alleging she's been caught in the web of his financial mismanagement and is now more than $1.2 million in debt herself, Los Angeles court papers show.

Cage stated in an October lawsuit he faces financial ruin after allegedly being duped by a former accountant, Samuel Levin. The actor currently owes $6.3 million in back taxes, recently defaulted on a $2 million loan, and has begun a massive sell-off of homes, cars, yachts and other possessions to recoup his losses.

Jay-Z & The Big 4-0!

The music mogul celebrated his 40th birthday in style last week – thanks to his wife, Beyoncé.

The Grammy-nominated singer planned a star-studded surprise party for her hubby and invited 50 of his closest pals, including Diddy, Kate Hudson, A-Rod, Kanye West and Alicia Keys.

DJ Cassidy spun tunes at the bash held at the Casa de Campo resort in the Dominican Republic. The party, which had a 1940s theme, included a fireworks show and two dance floors.

At the fete, Jay-Z and Keys sang an impromptu version of their hit song, "Empire State of Mind," and West gave a toast to his friend, the birthday boy.

Pocahantas Is Getting Paid!!!

How can I prove I'm Indian? Make it rain!!!?

Thousands of American Indians would receive as much as $1,000 each if they accept a proposed $1.4 billion to settle a class-action lawsuit over government mismanagement of tribal lands.

The suit, filed in 1996, accused the U.S. Department of the Interior of failing to account for and provide revenue from a trust fund representing the value of Indian assets managed by the government.

As part of the settlement, the federal government would agree to establish a $2 billion program to buy small fractions of land to help sellers obtain value from ancestral property, which then would be held by tribal governments.

The missing funds at the center of the class-action case involve what are called Individual Indian Money accounts, which are supposed to represent the property of individual American Indians. The accounts are held by the United States as trustee.

The lawsuit had accused the government of failing to account for the money, failing to make proper payments, and converting tribal money for the government's own use.

A federal judge must approve the plan, and Congress would have to enact a bill to implement it.

Sade is Back!!!

Finally, real music has returned to the radio...

Sade will debut a brand new single online today!

The title cut from the anticipated album "Soldier of Love," Sade's new single is set to arrive at sade.com at 7am EST Tuesday, December 8.

"Soldier Of Love" which Sade co-produced with Mike Pela, was written by Sade along with longtime collaborators Andrew Hale, Stuart Matthewman and Paul Spencer Denman.

The track, featuring a pulsating and anthemic drum beat along with haunting vocals that Sade is known for, is also set to debut at radio December 8th and will kick off the countdown for "Soldier of Love".

Recorded in England and set for release worldwide on February 8(th), "Soldier of Love" marks Sade's first studio album since the multi-platinum release of Lovers Rock in 2000.

Hear it below...

Pee-Wee Herman is Back. Check Your Local Porn Shop

The Pee-Wee Herman Show is back. Paul Reubens, who created Pee-Wee and played him on stage, TV and film between 1980 and 1991, is bringing his goofy-geeky man-child to the Los Angeles stage for a limited live-performance run at Club Nokia next month. “It’s going to be really, really good! I swear!” Reubens said, wearing Pee-Wee’s signature gray suit and bow tie, at a press conference today.

The full-scale stage performance, produced by Tony Award-winner Scott Sanders (Elaine Stritch: At Liberty) and directed by Alex Timbers (Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson) will revive the character Reubens first brought to life on stage in a comedy act and then spun into HBO’s The Pee-wee Herman Show in 1980. That show gave rise to two feature films, Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure (1985) and Big Top Pee-Wee (1988), and the CBS children’s program, Pee-Wee’s Playhouse (1986-1991).

After Reubens’ arrest in 1991 for indecent exposure and the subsequent media frenzy, CBS pulled Pee-Wee’s Playhouse off the air. Over the years, Reubens has tried to resurrect the character and the show. In fact, this production is the first step in his dream of a full-scale Pee-Wee comeback. “I want to make a big, giant, epic adventure movie based on Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, ” Reubens said. “This [stage] show is what I did originally to have a career, so why not [do it again]?”

Beyonce: PLEASE Take a Vacation!

Because God knows the world needs a break from her and her lacefronts!!!


The 'Sasha Fierce' reign is coming to a close according to ten-time Grammy nominated diva Beyonce.

According to the "Video Phone" singer, a break has been penciled into her calendar that includes traveling, art classes and walking the streets -- alone.

We always knew she had a another side job. Does Hova know about this?!


"I usually know what I'm going to do within a year. I have the next year planned out. But for the first time ever, after a couple of dates in February and a couple of award shows, I promised myself that it's time to smell the roses," Beyonce told the Daily Star. "I'm going to take - hopefully - a couple of months off. I'm not going to plan anything."

While Beyonce is all about taking some time off, she won't be going too far. According to Daily Star, the diva plans to spend much of that time on the streets of New York.

"I'll perhaps take some art classes, I'll visit some museums and I'll check out some shows on Broadway," says Beyonce. "I'd like to travel somewhere - maybe back to Egypt - without anyone, without any security, and focus on things I've always wanted to do myself."

As previously reported on Singersroom, Beyonce told fans she would see them in 2010 with a new album last month.

We say a DECADE off!

Serena Fined Big Time

APparently, the US Open fines by the pound.

Serena Williams was fined a record $82,500 for her U.S. Open outburst against a lineswoman and could be suspended from the annual New York event if she has another "major offense" at any Grand Slam in the next two years.

Monday's ruling from Grand Slam administrator Bill Babcock said Williams faces a "probationary period" at tennis' four major championships in 2010 and 2011. If she has another "major offense" at a Grand Slam tournament in that time, the fine would increase to $175,000 and she would be barred from the following U.S. Open.

"But if she does not have another offense in the next two years, the suspension is lifted," Babcock told the Associated Press.

He said Williams must pay $82,500 right now, already nearly double the previous highest fine for a Grand Slam offense — about $48,000 Jeff Tarango was docked in the 1990s.

Williams cursed out a lineswoman after a foot-fault call at the end of her semifinal loss to eventual champion Kim Clijsters at the U.S. Open in September. The outburst drew a $10,000 fine from the U.S. Tennis Association in September — the maximum onsite penalty a tennis player can face. But because it happened at a Grand Slam tournament, Babcock was charged with investigating whether further punishment was merited.

He concluded that Williams violated the "major offense" rule for "aggravated behavior." The Grand Slam committee — with one representative from each of the sport's four major championships — approved his decision Saturday.

They're just jealous because no one else in tennis has ass for days and days like Serena.

Haters!

Mariah Carey Is A Serious Actress!

MC should get an Oscar just for daring to look raggedy on screen!

Yes, heauxz, try not to laugh...


For her role in the critically-acclaimed film "Precious," Mariah Carey will receive a Best Supporting Actress award at the 14th annual Capri-Hollywood Film Festival" in Italy, reports Variety.

The movie, directed by Lee Daniels, will also have its Italian premiere at the fest, which runs Dec. 27- Jan. 2 with its awards presented on Dec. 28.

Carey joins such past Supporting Actor Award recipients as Dennis Hopper ("Elegy"), Amy Ryan ("Gone Baby Gone"), Rinko Kikuci ("Babel") and Matt Dillon ("Crash").

Last month, it was announced that Carey will receive the Breakthrough Award at the 21st Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards gala on Jan. 5.

We loved Glitter and consider it a cinematic masterpiece.

Don't tell nobody!

Justin Timberlake Is About Six Years Too Late

As far as we are concerned, Justin Timberlake should have said this the day after the incident, so it is moot, but...

Justin Timberlake apparently has regrets over his treatment of Janet Jackson in the wake of their 2004 Super Bowl debacle.

At the end of the duo's half time performance, JT ripped open her jacket to reveal Jackson's naked breast. Jackson called it a "wardrobe malfunction" at the time. Nevertheless, the brief nipple flash was seen by an estimated 140 million viewers of the CBS event.

Timberlake said at the time that he had no idea that Jackson was topless and quickly distanced himself from Nipplegate.

Nearly six years later, the 28-year-old tells Entertainment Weekly that he regrets the way that he handled the situation.

"I wish I had supported Janet more. I am not sorry I apologized, but I wish I had been there more for Janet," he said.

Um, yeah, right.

We're not buying it. How convenient that he offers this little nugget when MJ is dead, Janet is the new leader of the clan and she has a new album coming out>

Did Janet make him do this or did he do it on his own? Her career has been in mini-shambles since her breast flap.

Things that make you go hmmm.

It was just a titty, America, Dayum!

The Cheetah Chronicles: And Here We Thought Eight Was Enough...

The Cheetah Chronicles Continue...

When did he find time to play golf?!

I guess there is no such thing as hole in one anymore...


It seemd that one person has had enough of Tiger's fuckery. Elin Nordegren has moved out of their $2.6 million Windermere (Florida) home. Sources say she is living nearby in another house.

We here at Society Sex say fuck that, Elin. You make him move!

*Now, back to the mistresses. At press time, the amount of women rumored to have had affairs with Tiger had grown to nine, according to a British tabloid, TMZ.com, and New York's Post and Daily News publications.

One is rumored to be Holly Sampson, described by People as "a porn star with titles like 'Cheating Housewives 6' and 'OMG, Stop Tickling Me' to her name." She has yet to confirm or deny the rumors, according to Britain's Sun tabloid. That's because porn stars stay true to the game and know when to keep their holes closed. Unlike these other eight skanklettes

The Sun also claims that Woods dated an unidentified British television hostess who's now married but was single during their relationship.

The third woman – again, according to the Sun- is an unidentified wealthy older woman who supposedly hooked up with him in his office. They reportedly met at the Blue Martini bar in Orlando, a location mentioned in accounts of his other alleged affairs. In fact, TMZ.com reported that the Orlando nightclub 23 has nicknamed a private VIP area "The Tiger's Room" for him because he's such a frequent guest.

The aforementioned trio joins previously alleged mistresses Rachel Uchitel (NY club hostess), Jaimee Grubbs (San Diego cocktail waitress); Kalika Moquin (Las Vegas nightclub marketing manager); Jamie Junger (Las Vegas cocktail waitress); Mindy Lawton (Orlando waitress near Woods's home) and Cori Rist (random woman at Manhattan club Butter).

Elin, girl?

Get half, then get out!