Thursday, September 30, 2010
From The Pulpit to the Dark Room
THis is why we don't go to church. But maybe we should convert?!
As Bishop Eddie “Dong” continues to play “David” about the “Goliath” allegations against him, that giant just seems to grow larger as more evidence is added to the already huge pile.
A new set of pictures has surfaced showing Long with members of the Longfellows Youth Academy in his office. Also, do you notice anything suspect about the photos on Bishop’s desk?
The shots were reportedly taken at Bishop Long’s midtown Atlanta office. He also allegedly owns a midtown Atlanta penthouse, the source of more damning evidence.
Note: none of the three men in the picture above are defendants in any of the four civil suits currently pending against Shady Eddie.
HipHopBlog.com’s sources have revealed that there is a million dollar penthouse in the city’s midtown district that is allegedly owned by the famous mega-church reverend.
The source at the posh Twelve Atlantic Station cites several employees and residents that have noted that Long’s visitors at said location have predominantly been young men.
No wonder the good Bishop didn’t flat out deny anything.
Oksana & Oprah
Oprah has landed Oksana.
If Mel had gotten with THIS Oksana, he probably wouldn't be in such dire straits. Oksana Biaul wouldn't mind Mel ranting and raving about black people, Asians, and gays...as long as he kept the liquor flowing!
But we here at Society/Sex digress...
A source tells UsMagazine.com that Mel Gibson's ex, Russian singer Oksana Grigorieva, will sit down with the daytime diva to talk about her rocky relationship with the 54-year-old actor, with whom she has a baby daughter, Lucia.
Winfrey, 56, had been battling "60 Minutes" for the sought-after sit-down.
A rep for Harpo, Winfrey's production company, told Us it was not ready to make any announcement at this time.
Set your DVRs, heauxz!
This Is When You Cut The Balls OFF!
Look at this photo good and hard. Learn it to heart. If you should ever see this man coming towards you in a club, don't give him none, cuz he cannot afford the nearly two dozen chirrenz he already has!
“In my entire career I have never seen a case like this where so much was owed to so many and ignored,” Kent County Judge Dennis Leiber, who has presided over support cases for more than 20 years, told ABC News.
The Michigan man accumulated a debt of more than $533,000 in child support payments, according to court records. Veal has allegedly failed to support his children beyond a few meager payments. “You are the poster child for irresponsibility,” Leiber told Veal at a court hearing, according to The Grand Rapids Press. “You’re an insult to every responsible father who sacrifices to provide for their children.”
In the last seven years, Veal reportedly paid less than a total of $90 for two of his children’s upkeep. In July, Veal pled guilty to failure to pay child support to Sherri Black for his children aged 16 and 11 years old. Of the more than $63,000 owed to Black, the Muskegon High School graduate was asked earlier this year to pay 10 to 100 percent of the child support owed for reduced charges. By late August, Veal had paid nothing.
Black, the mother of two of Veal’s children, wrote in a letter that it’s heartbreaking to choose between shoes and rent.
With a checkered employment history, the 44-year-old Veal has been living with his current girlfriend, who is the mother of four of his children.
During a presentencing investigation, Veal disclosed he fathered 15 children with a total of 12 women but said he could not remember them all.
Findings by a more comprehensive report ordered by the court alleged Veal fathered 23 children by 14 different women. Children that Veal has also allegedly failed to support.
Michigan Assistant Attorney General Mitchell Wood wrote the judge to seek sentencing beyond the guidelines: “The Attorney General’s Child Support Division has prosecuted thousands of felony nonsupport cases since its inception, but none as outrageous as this. For a decade, between 1989 and 1999, the defendant impregnated at least one woman every single year.”
After hearing the facts about the case, the judge said he deviated from sentencing guidelines for substantial and compelling reasons. The guidelines called for no more than six months in jail.
“When you create a human being, I think you have a fundamental responsibility to provide for that child with necessities like food, clothing and shelter,” says Judge Leiber. “Those were the thoughts running through my mind when I saw a man that was spectacularly irresponsible.”
Veal says he’s been out of work and pays what he can. At least 14 additional child support cases are pending against him.
Do you think other deadbeat dads will learn something from this precedent setting decision, or is the judge only wasting taxpayer money by putting this man behind bars, where he won’t be able to earn money to pay child support anyway?
Shouldn’t have somebody told this guy about something called a VASECTOMY a long time ago??? This ni**a was getting it in raw doggy and skeeting away freely for a decade straight!!!
The next time you have sex, you better protect your panty pudding!
RIP, Giraldo
Comedian Greg Giraldo — well-known for his work on such programs as Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Lewis Black’s Root of All Evil, several Comedy Central roasts, and NBC’s Last Comic Standing — has passed away. Both Comedy Central and NBC confirmed the comedian died Wednesday in a New Brunswick, N.J., hospital, just days after being hospitalized, reportedly for a prescription pill overdose.
This afternoon, Comedy Central released the following statement: “The tragic news of Greg’s passing hits us very, very hard. Greg has been a close member of the Comedy Central family for years, injecting his energy and wicked sense of humor into countless projects. The comedy community lost a brother today. Our thoughts are with his family.”
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Beyonce Returns (Did She Ever Leave?!)
Once again proving that some tricks just can't stay off the corner for long, Beyonce is allegedly about to drop another bundle of sonic joy on our collective ears any second now.
The pop diva's been in the studio with everyone's favorite swearing songwriter, The-Dream, and according to a tweet from fellow producer Los Da Mystro who's collaborated with The-Dream, a new record will be surfacing soon.
At least some of you are excited.
And we here at Society/Sex love Beyonce. Really, we do. But we are waiting patiently for Jay to knock her up so she can at least be gone long enough to give birth.
Or is she gonna produce an album in the maternity ward too?!
Jermaine Jackson is Broke...Again
In news that will shock NO ONE, Jermaine Jackson says he’s hit financial hard times like everyone else in this economic recession and now he can't afford to take care of his two youngest sons.
Jackson filed new child support papers in L.A. County Superior Court claiming he cannot afford $3,000 a month payments for sons Jermajesty and Jaafar. Jermaine says that his average monthly income for last year was less than $1,100 and is asking the judge to reduce his monthly child support payments to $215 a month, because he says his current businesses have floundered.
What the fuck?! Jermaine spends more than that on Jheri curl juice! He is probably getting used left and right by his own children for their God-awful names. And if he can afford $215 a month, then he is making more than $1,100 this year, right? Math must not be a strong suit either.
But VIBE spoke with Jackson just days before his filing, and there were no signs of money problems. In fact, Jackson was in rehearsals to mount his second Jackson tribute concert this year at Las Vegas’ Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino on October 2nd. Jermaine is currently employing an eighteen-piece band for the gig, which includes six background dancers. This past spring, Jackson’s completed a similar-type tribute show, his first, which took place Gambia, West Africa.
So if Jackson got paid for his Gambia show and will undoubtedly get paid for his upcoming Las Vegas concert, where do these shows leave him financially? Where is the money? And what do you believe?
I believe there will be another Jackson lawsuit in 3, 2....
Flashback Fuckery
If you cannot see who that is way in the back in the above photo, then we here at Society/Sex have done out job well. For that yellow thing in the background is 1/4th of one of the 90s biggest R&B groups, rapper T.I.'s side piece for over a decade and now newly minted wifey in crime Tiny Cottle.
Xscape was the first girl group on Jermaine Dupri's label, meant to be the answer to the suave, sophisticated EnVogue. And they certainly were ghetto. All of them had a slight hood glimmer in their eyes. But they could also sing.
But their biggest claim to fame was proving that not all light-skinned black girls were pretty. If you want to see Tiny up close, you will just have to go to another website. We try to protect our readers as much as possible!
Pussycat Dolls: The Meow Mix
The fur is flying, the claws are coming out, and the hisses are reaching audible levels now that the Pussycat Dolls, the multi-platinum all-female group, has disbanded. One of the girls in the group, Melanie Thornton, is about to release her own album. And she is also about to let the world know that Nicole Scherzinger was not the only one in the group that could sing.
In a recent interview, Melody was asked if she would ever be in a group again or reunite with PCD:
"If I could avoid groups altogether, that would be fantastic. Because a lot of times, somebody’s in a bad mood and I can’t help but take that personally because it’s like, 'What the fuck was that?' Just the whole group setting is a nightmare."
On the rumors that she's dating Kanye West:
"I adore him. I do. I think he’s in the industry for the right reasons. I think he’s adorable, and I admire him for being in the industry for the right reasons. He’s always made music that you can relate to."
And in an apparent stab at Nicole Scherzinger, Melody says...
"I don't need to be dancing with no stars. It's not necessary for me!"
*meow*
Monday, September 27, 2010
Expect Octagenarian Lawsuits Any Second Now
Once again proving that she has little respect for life, Gaga made another faux pas recently.
Last week, Lady Gaga dressed as dominatrix — complete with sky-high platform heels — while visiting a nursing home with her family and beau Luc Carl in New Jersey.
Just imagine the scene there. Pacemakers went off, old grannies grabbed their canes and the gay nurses took more photos than the paparazzi when she stormed in.
And this is probably exactly what the singer wanted.
"When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl," the singer (real name: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) recently told Rolling Stone magazine. "Then I say, 'B----, you're Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.'"
Where we come from, anyone that dresses like that is headed for a corner and people are driving by with their windows down and tongues out...
On purpose.
Hilton Receives a Check By Keeping Her Clothes On
We here at Society/Sex will sashay down the meth lane from one crackhead to another!
Paris Hilton will be getting a little something in the mail from Hallmark this year.
And no, it's not penicillin.
The socialite has settled a lawsuit against the company over a greeting card that featured a scene seemingly ripped from her old reality show "The Simple Life." The caption read "Paris's First Day as a Waitress" and made a pun on her trademarked catch phrase, "That's Hot." In 2007, Hilton sued, claiming her publicity rights had been violated.
Last week, attorneys for Hilton and Hallmark advised a California judge that they had reached a settlement. A confidentiality provision limits the release of exact terms, but it's believed Hilton walked away with a favorable package.
When the heiress filed suit in 2007, Hallmark struck back with a free-speech defense.
The case made its way up to the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, which handed Hilton a huge legal victory last year, as well as wasting taxpayers precious money. The appeals court rejected Hallmark's protected-speech argument and raised doubts that the greeting card was "transformative" expression. The case was remanded back to a lower court.
Since then, the two sides have been preparing for a December trial. Evidence was being collected to ascertain the commercial value of Hilton's endorsement.
Now, pending a judge's blessing, the case is over.
Hilton's name will be stamped in law review articles discussing the tricky balance between publicity rights and the First Amendment — but we may never know exactly what Hilton's publicity is really worth.
But true heauxz know that when Hilton screams "That's hot", she could be speaking on many things: her crotch, the crackpipe in her hand, or the knock-off Fendi bag she'll be claiming is NOT HERS when the police pull her over and empty the contents!
Lohan To Enter Rehab for the 978,433,286th Time
You mean to tell us that's NOT Lindsay Lohan in the above photo? We're getting our celebrity crackheads mixed up these days, as there are so many. Forgive us!
You know the old adage:
When the going gets rough, the rough grab a crackpipe, say "fuck it" and flee to a rehab!
Following her release from Lynnwood jail on $300,000 bail late Friday night, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly getting “serious about her recovery,” according to People.
Because who wants to get serious for more pennies on the dollar? It takes over half a million dollars to wake up tricks of a certain pedigree!
According to the mag, a source claims that the troubled starlet plans to voluntarily check herself back into a rehab center, saying, “She will step up her treatment and do more than what she was previously ordered to do.”
Additionally, TMZ claims to have a source who says Lohan will check herself into an inpatient rehab center outside of Los Angeles “within days.”
The site also reports that Lohan’s mother, Dina, as well as the star’s business manager, Lou Taylor, are involved in the rehab planning.
And with a mama like Dina at your side, there's nowhere to go but high.
We mean UP.
As in higher than NASA!
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