Friday, October 1, 2010
Britney Spears Still Needs Daddy!
We give Britney credit for trying to keep her nether-region covered the last few weeks, her hair combed most days and her passable fashion selections of late, but apparently, it was not enough to fool the law.
Britney is still bringing the crazy and in search of her medulla oblongata!
Her personal and business affairs will remain under the control of her father and an attorney, who have been her conservators since early 2008 when her life was spinning out of control, a judge ruled on Thursday.
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Reva Goetz met with Spears in court chambers and soon after made the ruling that left Jamie Spears and attorney Andrew Wallet in charge of the "Circus" singer's affairs.
The pair took control of the 28-year-old singer's legal and other issues following several events in 2007 that indicated her life was spiraling downward. She spent some time in drug and alcohol rehab and early in 2008 was hospitalized for psychiatric observation.
Now if we could just get Lohan in a similar sitch. But her parents are probably worse than her!
Bristol Palin: Nacho F*cking Business!
The fact that this story involves nachos should already let you know it is wrong. Because do Bristol's thighs really need any further abuse?
We didn't think so either.
Any-cellulite-at-such-a-young-age-way, the most famous teen fuckup (sorry, Ali Lohan) in America was spotted somewhere she shouldn't be recently. And we don't mean the free clinic.
An Alaska state investigator is reportedly looking into a "Dancing with the Stars" segment that 19-year-old Bristol taped inside Rumrunner's Old Towne Bar and Grill on Thursday.
But a source says, "the place is also a restaurant ... so under 21 is allowed under Alaska law if accompanied by a person over 21, which she was." Bristol was with her partner Mark Ballas during the segment -- and he's 24.
And here's the rub -- our source is adamant, "Bristol had nachos only."
So far, the Alaska Department of Public Safety has no official comment on the situation. But we don't need them to comment because we always have more than enough to say.
What is Bristol Palin doing in a bar in ALASKA with her dance partner? Isn't this how she got her first baby thing int he first place?!
Some tricks just never learn!
It's Cheaper To Keep Her. But Her?
If it's cheaper to keep her, the question we have here at Society/Sex is:
How expensive can this ho be?!
Because no amount of extensive plastic surgery for melon-sized titty balls, whittled down nose, shaved off nose, tummy tucks, facial nips and slaps...could ever class up such a skanky ass broad.
But apparently, her married piece wants to keep this and try to salvage what is left of their relationship.
And her Mattel-approved body.
Montag filed for divorce back in July -- citing irreconcilable differences.
But now, after the two reunited in Costa Rica to deal with a sex tape scandal -- it seems Heidi is once again on board with the whole "'til death do us part" thing.
Because nothing says love like a sex tape for the masses to see!
Mel Better Get a Vasectomy
In a victory for gold diggers worldwide, Mel Gibson's former piece Oksana Grigorieva just nabbed $15,000 more a month, because the judge in her child custody case has increased her child support.
So Society/Sex has a question that must be answered:
Just how many Pamper Pull-Ups does a toddler need?!
Judge Scott Gordon issued an order Thursday afternoon, upping Mel Gibson's child support payment from $5,000 to $20,000 a month.
We've learned Oksana's lawyers had asked the judge to increase the award to $60,000 a month.
Now we suspect that Oksana just might be a gold-digger of sorts and she should definitely get several checks after going through such an ordeal with Mel Gibson, but this is a bit ridiculous. This is gouging!
Are her titty balls not producing sufficient enough breast milk anymore or has the silicone tainted them forever?
Watch for that baby to be sporting diamond tiaras any minute now!
Janet Is A Puma
Janet's got a new man, and this one is very not black and very not poor.
Who says the recession is being bad to everyone?!
Janet Jackson and boyfriend Wissam Al Mana hit the streets of Paris rockin’ matching all black everything. The couple had lunch at The Avenue restaurant before heading to Balmain for some shopping.
This is definitely a step up (literally and figuratively) from that three apples high gnome-Gremlin hybrid she let suck/poke/caress her lady parts for so long. Yes, heauxz! We are talking about Jermaine Dupri! Just because he makes hits doesn't mean you should let him hit it. A true heaux has standards and we must admit that Janet fell off her game a bit. But now she's back with more bang for her buck, for...
Her new boyfriend is a billionaire and is several years her junior, so now it is official...
Janet is a cougar. But we shall take it one step further because that is what you expect from us! So here we go:
Are black women that prey on young men called pumas?
Halle Berry, Vivica Fox, to name a couple. And wait a minute. Is our nation's President also a cougar? How old is Michelle Obama? We're gonna have to investigate that!
We here at Society/Sex have just coined the phrase and we are anxiously awaiting our check, dammit!
Thursday, September 30, 2010
From The Pulpit to the Dark Room
THis is why we don't go to church. But maybe we should convert?!
As Bishop Eddie “Dong” continues to play “David” about the “Goliath” allegations against him, that giant just seems to grow larger as more evidence is added to the already huge pile.
A new set of pictures has surfaced showing Long with members of the Longfellows Youth Academy in his office. Also, do you notice anything suspect about the photos on Bishop’s desk?
The shots were reportedly taken at Bishop Long’s midtown Atlanta office. He also allegedly owns a midtown Atlanta penthouse, the source of more damning evidence.
Note: none of the three men in the picture above are defendants in any of the four civil suits currently pending against Shady Eddie.
HipHopBlog.com’s sources have revealed that there is a million dollar penthouse in the city’s midtown district that is allegedly owned by the famous mega-church reverend.
The source at the posh Twelve Atlantic Station cites several employees and residents that have noted that Long’s visitors at said location have predominantly been young men.
No wonder the good Bishop didn’t flat out deny anything.
Oksana & Oprah
Oprah has landed Oksana.
If Mel had gotten with THIS Oksana, he probably wouldn't be in such dire straits. Oksana Biaul wouldn't mind Mel ranting and raving about black people, Asians, and gays...as long as he kept the liquor flowing!
But we here at Society/Sex digress...
A source tells UsMagazine.com that Mel Gibson's ex, Russian singer Oksana Grigorieva, will sit down with the daytime diva to talk about her rocky relationship with the 54-year-old actor, with whom she has a baby daughter, Lucia.
Winfrey, 56, had been battling "60 Minutes" for the sought-after sit-down.
A rep for Harpo, Winfrey's production company, told Us it was not ready to make any announcement at this time.
Set your DVRs, heauxz!
This Is When You Cut The Balls OFF!
Look at this photo good and hard. Learn it to heart. If you should ever see this man coming towards you in a club, don't give him none, cuz he cannot afford the nearly two dozen chirrenz he already has!
“In my entire career I have never seen a case like this where so much was owed to so many and ignored,” Kent County Judge Dennis Leiber, who has presided over support cases for more than 20 years, told ABC News.
The Michigan man accumulated a debt of more than $533,000 in child support payments, according to court records. Veal has allegedly failed to support his children beyond a few meager payments. “You are the poster child for irresponsibility,” Leiber told Veal at a court hearing, according to The Grand Rapids Press. “You’re an insult to every responsible father who sacrifices to provide for their children.”
In the last seven years, Veal reportedly paid less than a total of $90 for two of his children’s upkeep. In July, Veal pled guilty to failure to pay child support to Sherri Black for his children aged 16 and 11 years old. Of the more than $63,000 owed to Black, the Muskegon High School graduate was asked earlier this year to pay 10 to 100 percent of the child support owed for reduced charges. By late August, Veal had paid nothing.
Black, the mother of two of Veal’s children, wrote in a letter that it’s heartbreaking to choose between shoes and rent.
With a checkered employment history, the 44-year-old Veal has been living with his current girlfriend, who is the mother of four of his children.
During a presentencing investigation, Veal disclosed he fathered 15 children with a total of 12 women but said he could not remember them all.
Findings by a more comprehensive report ordered by the court alleged Veal fathered 23 children by 14 different women. Children that Veal has also allegedly failed to support.
Michigan Assistant Attorney General Mitchell Wood wrote the judge to seek sentencing beyond the guidelines: “The Attorney General’s Child Support Division has prosecuted thousands of felony nonsupport cases since its inception, but none as outrageous as this. For a decade, between 1989 and 1999, the defendant impregnated at least one woman every single year.”
After hearing the facts about the case, the judge said he deviated from sentencing guidelines for substantial and compelling reasons. The guidelines called for no more than six months in jail.
“When you create a human being, I think you have a fundamental responsibility to provide for that child with necessities like food, clothing and shelter,” says Judge Leiber. “Those were the thoughts running through my mind when I saw a man that was spectacularly irresponsible.”
Veal says he’s been out of work and pays what he can. At least 14 additional child support cases are pending against him.
Do you think other deadbeat dads will learn something from this precedent setting decision, or is the judge only wasting taxpayer money by putting this man behind bars, where he won’t be able to earn money to pay child support anyway?
Shouldn’t have somebody told this guy about something called a VASECTOMY a long time ago??? This ni**a was getting it in raw doggy and skeeting away freely for a decade straight!!!
The next time you have sex, you better protect your panty pudding!
RIP, Giraldo
Comedian Greg Giraldo — well-known for his work on such programs as Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Lewis Black’s Root of All Evil, several Comedy Central roasts, and NBC’s Last Comic Standing — has passed away. Both Comedy Central and NBC confirmed the comedian died Wednesday in a New Brunswick, N.J., hospital, just days after being hospitalized, reportedly for a prescription pill overdose.
This afternoon, Comedy Central released the following statement: “The tragic news of Greg’s passing hits us very, very hard. Greg has been a close member of the Comedy Central family for years, injecting his energy and wicked sense of humor into countless projects. The comedy community lost a brother today. Our thoughts are with his family.”
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Beyonce Returns (Did She Ever Leave?!)
Once again proving that some tricks just can't stay off the corner for long, Beyonce is allegedly about to drop another bundle of sonic joy on our collective ears any second now.
The pop diva's been in the studio with everyone's favorite swearing songwriter, The-Dream, and according to a tweet from fellow producer Los Da Mystro who's collaborated with The-Dream, a new record will be surfacing soon.
At least some of you are excited.
And we here at Society/Sex love Beyonce. Really, we do. But we are waiting patiently for Jay to knock her up so she can at least be gone long enough to give birth.
Or is she gonna produce an album in the maternity ward too?!
Jermaine Jackson is Broke...Again
In news that will shock NO ONE, Jermaine Jackson says he’s hit financial hard times like everyone else in this economic recession and now he can't afford to take care of his two youngest sons.
Jackson filed new child support papers in L.A. County Superior Court claiming he cannot afford $3,000 a month payments for sons Jermajesty and Jaafar. Jermaine says that his average monthly income for last year was less than $1,100 and is asking the judge to reduce his monthly child support payments to $215 a month, because he says his current businesses have floundered.
What the fuck?! Jermaine spends more than that on Jheri curl juice! He is probably getting used left and right by his own children for their God-awful names. And if he can afford $215 a month, then he is making more than $1,100 this year, right? Math must not be a strong suit either.
But VIBE spoke with Jackson just days before his filing, and there were no signs of money problems. In fact, Jackson was in rehearsals to mount his second Jackson tribute concert this year at Las Vegas’ Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino on October 2nd. Jermaine is currently employing an eighteen-piece band for the gig, which includes six background dancers. This past spring, Jackson’s completed a similar-type tribute show, his first, which took place Gambia, West Africa.
So if Jackson got paid for his Gambia show and will undoubtedly get paid for his upcoming Las Vegas concert, where do these shows leave him financially? Where is the money? And what do you believe?
I believe there will be another Jackson lawsuit in 3, 2....
Flashback Fuckery
If you cannot see who that is way in the back in the above photo, then we here at Society/Sex have done out job well. For that yellow thing in the background is 1/4th of one of the 90s biggest R&B groups, rapper T.I.'s side piece for over a decade and now newly minted wifey in crime Tiny Cottle.
Xscape was the first girl group on Jermaine Dupri's label, meant to be the answer to the suave, sophisticated EnVogue. And they certainly were ghetto. All of them had a slight hood glimmer in their eyes. But they could also sing.
But their biggest claim to fame was proving that not all light-skinned black girls were pretty. If you want to see Tiny up close, you will just have to go to another website. We try to protect our readers as much as possible!
Pussycat Dolls: The Meow Mix
The fur is flying, the claws are coming out, and the hisses are reaching audible levels now that the Pussycat Dolls, the multi-platinum all-female group, has disbanded. One of the girls in the group, Melanie Thornton, is about to release her own album. And she is also about to let the world know that Nicole Scherzinger was not the only one in the group that could sing.
In a recent interview, Melody was asked if she would ever be in a group again or reunite with PCD:
"If I could avoid groups altogether, that would be fantastic. Because a lot of times, somebody’s in a bad mood and I can’t help but take that personally because it’s like, 'What the fuck was that?' Just the whole group setting is a nightmare."
On the rumors that she's dating Kanye West:
"I adore him. I do. I think he’s in the industry for the right reasons. I think he’s adorable, and I admire him for being in the industry for the right reasons. He’s always made music that you can relate to."
And in an apparent stab at Nicole Scherzinger, Melody says...
"I don't need to be dancing with no stars. It's not necessary for me!"
*meow*
Monday, September 27, 2010
Expect Octagenarian Lawsuits Any Second Now
Once again proving that she has little respect for life, Gaga made another faux pas recently.
Last week, Lady Gaga dressed as dominatrix — complete with sky-high platform heels — while visiting a nursing home with her family and beau Luc Carl in New Jersey.
Just imagine the scene there. Pacemakers went off, old grannies grabbed their canes and the gay nurses took more photos than the paparazzi when she stormed in.
And this is probably exactly what the singer wanted.
"When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl," the singer (real name: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) recently told Rolling Stone magazine. "Then I say, 'B----, you're Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.'"
Where we come from, anyone that dresses like that is headed for a corner and people are driving by with their windows down and tongues out...
On purpose.
Hilton Receives a Check By Keeping Her Clothes On
We here at Society/Sex will sashay down the meth lane from one crackhead to another!
Paris Hilton will be getting a little something in the mail from Hallmark this year.
And no, it's not penicillin.
The socialite has settled a lawsuit against the company over a greeting card that featured a scene seemingly ripped from her old reality show "The Simple Life." The caption read "Paris's First Day as a Waitress" and made a pun on her trademarked catch phrase, "That's Hot." In 2007, Hilton sued, claiming her publicity rights had been violated.
Last week, attorneys for Hilton and Hallmark advised a California judge that they had reached a settlement. A confidentiality provision limits the release of exact terms, but it's believed Hilton walked away with a favorable package.
When the heiress filed suit in 2007, Hallmark struck back with a free-speech defense.
The case made its way up to the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, which handed Hilton a huge legal victory last year, as well as wasting taxpayers precious money. The appeals court rejected Hallmark's protected-speech argument and raised doubts that the greeting card was "transformative" expression. The case was remanded back to a lower court.
Since then, the two sides have been preparing for a December trial. Evidence was being collected to ascertain the commercial value of Hilton's endorsement.
Now, pending a judge's blessing, the case is over.
Hilton's name will be stamped in law review articles discussing the tricky balance between publicity rights and the First Amendment — but we may never know exactly what Hilton's publicity is really worth.
But true heauxz know that when Hilton screams "That's hot", she could be speaking on many things: her crotch, the crackpipe in her hand, or the knock-off Fendi bag she'll be claiming is NOT HERS when the police pull her over and empty the contents!
Lohan To Enter Rehab for the 978,433,286th Time
You mean to tell us that's NOT Lindsay Lohan in the above photo? We're getting our celebrity crackheads mixed up these days, as there are so many. Forgive us!
You know the old adage:
When the going gets rough, the rough grab a crackpipe, say "fuck it" and flee to a rehab!
Following her release from Lynnwood jail on $300,000 bail late Friday night, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly getting “serious about her recovery,” according to People.
Because who wants to get serious for more pennies on the dollar? It takes over half a million dollars to wake up tricks of a certain pedigree!
According to the mag, a source claims that the troubled starlet plans to voluntarily check herself back into a rehab center, saying, “She will step up her treatment and do more than what she was previously ordered to do.”
Additionally, TMZ claims to have a source who says Lohan will check herself into an inpatient rehab center outside of Los Angeles “within days.”
The site also reports that Lohan’s mother, Dina, as well as the star’s business manager, Lou Taylor, are involved in the rehab planning.
And with a mama like Dina at your side, there's nowhere to go but high.
We mean UP.
As in higher than NASA!
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