Janet Is A Puma

Janet's got a new man, and this one is very not black and very not poor.

Who says the recession is being bad to everyone?!

Janet Jackson and boyfriend Wissam Al Mana hit the streets of Paris rockin’ matching all black everything. The couple had lunch at The Avenue restaurant before heading to Balmain for some shopping.

This is definitely a step up (literally and figuratively) from that three apples high gnome-Gremlin hybrid she let suck/poke/caress her lady parts for so long. Yes, heauxz! We are talking about Jermaine Dupri! Just because he makes hits doesn't mean you should let him hit it. A true heaux has standards and we must admit that Janet fell off her game a bit. But now she's back with more bang for her buck, for...

Her new boyfriend is a billionaire and is several years her junior, so now it is official...

Janet is a cougar. But we shall take it one step further because that is what you expect from us! So here we go:

Are black women that prey on young men called pumas?

Halle Berry, Vivica Fox, to name a couple. And wait a minute. Is our nation's President also a cougar? How old is Michelle Obama? We're gonna have to investigate that!

We here at Society/Sex have just coined the phrase and we are anxiously awaiting our check, dammit!