Friday, October 1, 2010

Bristol Palin: Nacho F*cking Business!




The fact that this story involves nachos should already let you know it is wrong. Because do Bristol's thighs really need any further abuse?

We didn't think so either.

Any-cellulite-at-such-a-young-age-way, the most famous teen fuckup (sorry, Ali Lohan) in America was spotted somewhere she shouldn't be recently. And we don't mean the free clinic.

An Alaska state investigator is reportedly looking into a "Dancing with the Stars" segment that 19-year-old Bristol taped inside Rumrunner's Old Towne Bar and Grill on Thursday.

But a source says, "the place is also a restaurant ... so under 21 is allowed under Alaska law if accompanied by a person over 21, which she was." Bristol was with her partner Mark Ballas during the segment -- and he's 24.

And here's the rub -- our source is adamant, "Bristol had nachos only."

So far, the Alaska Department of Public Safety has no official comment on the situation. But we don't need them to comment because we always have more than enough to say.

What is Bristol Palin doing in a bar in ALASKA with her dance partner? Isn't this how she got her first baby thing int he first place?!

Some tricks just never learn!

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