Friday, October 1, 2010

It's Cheaper To Keep Her. But Her?



If it's cheaper to keep her, the question we have here at Society/Sex is:

How expensive can this ho be?!

Because no amount of extensive plastic surgery for melon-sized titty balls, whittled down nose, shaved off nose, tummy tucks, facial nips and slaps...could ever class up such a skanky ass broad.

But apparently, her married piece wants to keep this and try to salvage what is left of their relationship.

And her Mattel-approved body.

Montag filed for divorce back in July -- citing irreconcilable differences.

But now, after the two reunited in Costa Rica to deal with a sex tape scandal -- it seems Heidi is once again on board with the whole "'til death do us part" thing.

Because nothing says love like a sex tape for the masses to see!

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