Friday, October 1, 2010
It's Cheaper To Keep Her. But Her?
If it's cheaper to keep her, the question we have here at Society/Sex is:
How expensive can this ho be?!
Because no amount of extensive plastic surgery for melon-sized titty balls, whittled down nose, shaved off nose, tummy tucks, facial nips and slaps...could ever class up such a skanky ass broad.
But apparently, her married piece wants to keep this and try to salvage what is left of their relationship.
And her Mattel-approved body.
Montag filed for divorce back in July -- citing irreconcilable differences.
But now, after the two reunited in Costa Rica to deal with a sex tape scandal -- it seems Heidi is once again on board with the whole "'til death do us part" thing.
Because nothing says love like a sex tape for the masses to see!
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