Monday, August 25, 2008

Kim Kardashian: Ho or Heaux?





Here at Society Sex, we keep it real.

And feelings?

Fuck'em.

Which brings us to our current subject: Kim Kardashian

Many of you have written asking what is the difference between a ho and a heaux?

It's quite simple, really. You are probably in the company of a ho right now. Don't look! That skanky vibe you're feeling? You're right on the money.

We at Society Sex are heauxz. We get plenty of carnal knowledge, but you won't see us on YouTube, Xtube, sexcetera...at least not for free.

Kim has been plucked from the unemployment lines to star (I use the term 'star' loosely...like her ass) on 'Dancing With The Stars' for the upcoming seventh season.

If you're questioning the validity of our claims, check out the video below, which contains merely snippets of her smorgasbord of skankery.

Currently, she has been snatched up (ha ha!) by Reggie Bush but by the time you finish reading this post, things may have been changed.

Kim Bush?

Nice ring to it...and fitting.


If your eyes tire of the collage of men that have raided her nether-region, just think of her poor Kegel muscles...


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